I bypassed the character development!

I bypassed the character development!

I kekd

i hope she really does get blacked so i can watch all the white cucks buy their episode 10 mulatto toys

>How did you get passed the guards?

I BIT EM' I DID I DID!

>It's an MRAs triggered at successful reboot of franchise that no longer caters just to them episode

>caters to them
>literally sold to slavery of the biggest corporate pimp in the known universe
>all actors involved and original creator said specifically it was like selling his baby in slavery

>Giving a shit about what George lucas said after those prequels and making a fucking cartoon canon

Star Wars is in better hands now, To be honest.

Yes, please.

Heh.

>leftist antifa "socialist" faggots unironically support a corporate monster like Disney


bless your little heart

>calling people leftist, socialists, and antifa unironically
Ben Shapiro is a retard

Keep sucking that Disney cock

if you think its better as forgettable popcorn flicks , then you were never a fan of the original or anything it stood for

These kids movies are terrible.

JFC

Star Wars was never good though

> making a fucking cartoon canon

Nothing wrong with a cartoon being canon.

A shitty cartoon that only kids can stand to watch? That's another story.

Blimey! I bypassed da compressor. Nuff said, yeah?

rogue one was good

>Liking star wars
C'mon user, star wars is cool in theory but its actually a universe tied together by Mary sues, an infinity of universe ending devices, apparently like 5 cycles of universes and civilizations on top of each other (oh no, there's a secret SUPER sith empire!) and retcons. Any movie, cartoon, or book of star wars is garbage, only the games occasionally get it right.

Also why in the fuck is everyone obsessed with faggy force philosophies; you cant just be a force user and not deliver monologues or violently adhere to the stupiest doctrines in history?

Why does a desert scavenger talk like a posh british student?
>what what good chap I'm a scavenger old bean

it was shit

Why is she so cute?

>"conservative" guy unironically hates wildly successful business models
what has happened in this country exactly

it was even worse desu

im a fascist

Literally 95 percent of what you're bitching about comes from the autistic EU that was never canon in the first place

>she will never kick you in the balls

She's a very good physical specimen, young vivacious and clearly fertile, and your balls are telling you that they want to shoot sperm at her

I can never tell if people are criticizing the character Rey or the writing. Daisy did a great job at playing the character given to them, just like Hayden did the best he could with Anakin.

Stop bullying Daisy and instead bully JJ or better yet the writers.

yeah but criticizing her for being a mary-sure is sexism, she said so herself.

>Star Wars is in better hands now
Not really. I like parts of TFA more than anything in the prequels, but I wouldn't say the series in general is in better hands. A fucking Han Solo prequel does not, in my mind, reflect "better hands."

She doesn't know what 'nuance' means, much like Hayden in the prequels. The bigger problem, though, is that Anakin wasn't a Mary Sue in the prequels, despite the fact he was the Chosen One, while Rey is one of the worst examples of this trope.

>I like parts of TFA more than anything in the prequels

What parts?

yeah..

>Anakin wasn't a Mary Sue in the prequels
Bait of the lowest caliber.

The sad thing is they did skip character development, lots of it, but not about this. She'd been working with tech her entire life, for one. However, you're even more wrong on this point, as the Force Sensitives in the Star Wars universe often pick up new skills at extremely accelerated rates, at least those they have an affinity for. Technology, repair, languages, etc etc etc

This is utterly typical of Force Sensitives in the Star Wars setting.

The character befriending each other at extremely accelerated rates, however, skipping the development of those characters and their relationships, is a legitimate criticism. Unfortunately you'd rather think you were clever, while actually being stupid, instead of sitting down and using your brain long enough to pick out the film's very real flaws.

her fucking face...why is it triggering me so

>two weeks of muay thai.webm

Please, point to me how he's a mary sue in the prequels.

how big is your /rey/ folder tv?

mine's only 85.3 MB (105 files)

>What parts?
I like Kylo's character in general even if TFA handles aspects of it with clumsiness ("YOU'RE AFRAID YOU'LL NEVER BE AS POWERFUL AS DARTH VADER!" Yeah, thanks Rey.). It was the one thing in TFA that seemed to really use its role as a sequel in an interesting, sincere way and it helps that Driver is a good actor. I hope VIII takes his character in an interesting direction. That, and not shitting on Luke as much as I think it might, are my only hopes.

Its fucking CUTE i know

He's retconned into being space Jesus born of a Virgin and the chosen one because he's the MOSTEST POWERFULEST JEDI EVER since his force power level is maximum

The argument can be made that since anakin was a colossal fuckup in the end he wasn't actually a Mary sue, but since George insists it was all OK in the end because he destroyed the Sith I tend to agree with Mary sue accusations; an author vehemently defending any perceived wrongdoing by the character is a telltale mark of a Mary sue

First movie.

>Hi I'm Anakin, aren't I'm cuuute???
>I can do everything you need and everyone loves me, except for the jew.

Second movie.

>I'm a constant asshole but I can still do anything I require to do and everyone loves me including Padme that's a cradle assaulter.

Third movie

>I'm a prick now, cause in the other two movies everyone from audience to the writers hated me.

Thanks lucas for Jar Jar or it will be worst.

It's called recognizing bad genes and/or fetal alcohol syndrome at an instinctual level

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Newfag, be gone!

She looks like those fucking Sup Forums smileys

gettin thicc

TFA and R1 were both 1/10

Prequels are better, I saw them a few months back.

>MOM SAYS ITS MY TURN TO PLAY JEDI

>Has no flaws
>people still pretend she's a good character

>""left leaning"" individual says something not negative about a person who is not in a financially troubling situation
with what mind must i know how this future develops?

you're retarded.

Uncanny

>clearly fertile,

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I could post a picture of a down syndrome mutant covered in shit and you fags would want to fuck it.
Seriously why don't you consider chemical castration, it might help

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Even as a proud Daisyfag, this got me

would you prefer I say jej, lmao, ayy lmao, topkek, reply with just an image, or other option?

>when your character is a horrible Mary Sue but that's okay, because criticizing a Disney movie means you are a sexist misogynist omophobic bigot

kek

It's funny because she's actually got a condition that causes fertility issues.

So is Disney purposely hiring hideous boy like women for their their movies?? 1st tfa and then beauty and the beast

lurk more queers

lol

At least Emma isn't defective at a genetic level

Idk about better hands. I'm curious to see the parallel universe where George got to make the new ones. Disney on the other hand is going rape this series to death.

>she

This needs to stop.

>this amount of butthurt

>The argument can be made that since anakin was a colossal fuckup in the end he wasn't actually a Mary sue, but since George insists it was all OK in the end because he destroyed the Sith I tend to agree with Mary sue accusations; an author vehemently defending any perceived wrongdoing by the character is a telltale mark of a Mary sue

Why are you putting more value into the opinion of the author than what actually happened in the movies? Did the author's opinion translate to "Mary Sueness" in the movies? You pointed out Anakin was a colossal fuckup in the movies, so why's the fact he 'redeemed' himself in the end something that erases all the colossal fuckups and makes him a Mary Sue to you?

>First Movie
He lost every pod race prior to the one shown, he couldn't save his mom from slavery, he wasn't accepted by the jedi order the first moment they saw him (despite the fact they ackowledged he had potential), he didn't win easily against his opponents, he destroyed the big space station with the help of automated systems and R2

>Second Movie
Couldn't save his mother, was hurt in battle, lost a 2v1 battle against a sith lord and ultimately lost his arm, was scolded by the jedi multiple times and his actions were unsuccessful plenty of times.

>Third movie
Was manipulated by Palpatine, wasn't allowed to become a Jedi Master by the council, killed his own wife, brutally lost in battle and became more machine than man, despite being the "chosen one"

How's this a Mary Sue?

>actually getting triggered by "MRAs"
>in 20 fucking 17, the year of which humanity's collective temporal frame exists in
back to SRS my severely autistic friend.

But user just like blacks its okay when a woman does it.

Eh I'd argue that.

You just gotta breed the Anglo out of her, and she's already half there

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I feel better about Lucas. With all the weird things going in the prequels (and prequelfags stay mad, this is true), even his.. peculiar writing avoided the preposterous bullshit of TFA.

*feel bad sorry

I'd choose to be castrated by those teeth

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Ridley clearly has a thing for Oscar Isaac.

Go cry in your containment board and let us enjoy star wars.

>Muh Disney Boogeyman

Nobody cares.

i can't breathe

Nah, next movie will have interracial homosexual kissing scenes though.

BUY DISNEY PRODUCTS

All these "badass nazis" scared of a cartoon mouse....

What am I looking at???

Out.

It's cute to imagine, but really if she were your gf, it'd actually be kind of dangerous. If you ever dropped something in her mouth, like your favourite watch that's been in your family for generations, you wouldn't even be able to get it back. You could stick your arm down her throat, sure, but wiggle too much, tickle the wrong nerve and BAM those jaws come shut and they're going clean through your bones.

Maybe I would, but I don't know the risk is high

>muh reddit contrarian
>muh passive aggressive shitter attitude

you're cancer, you never liked the franchise, you're just celebrating the rape and death of one

I'M BETTER THAN MEN, I CAN NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG OTHERWISE THE FEMINIST WILL EAT US ALIVE

He had podraced before, he was a gearhead because he was a childlaborer greasemonkey.

He is a hothead with detachment issues, he's a fucking sperg socially with mental issues. He only gets Padme because he had saved her so many times before and grew into Chad looks and became a spacecop monk which is like a rockstar in Star Wars universe.

First time he meets a sith he gets his arm chopped off, and he's wrong about most things.

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thats not what mary sue means
mary sue is when they do everything perfectly and master everything and surpass all challenges

anakin literally got his arms and legs cut off and turned into a vegetable

while ray is just sitting there grinning and conveniently surpasses all challenges with 0 effort

I'm sorry you support a government model that fails only slightly less than communism

That's the point I was making.

He wasn't Mary-Sue at all. He was a great pilot that's all. The only people who liked him were the ones he grew up with.

Anakin never won a fucking a fair fight. It was obvious Sheev was ruining Dooku's mojo who solo'd the dynamic duo without breaking a sweat.