/mlb/ general - SOLO DINGERS edition

LAA: Angels calling Andrelton Simmons day-to-day
LAD: Bellinger delivers first Cactus League homer
KC: Royals bring back Moustakas on 1-year deal
COL: Rockies close to re-signing Carlos Gonzalez
KC: Merrifield doubles and triples in rout of Sox
LAA: Andrelton Simmons (shoulder) headed for MRI
CHC: Baez (hamstring) said he just had a cramp
NYM: Syndergaard strikes out seven Nats
NYM: Amed Rosario (groin, knee) to DH on Friday
CHC: Javy Baez exits game with apparent leg injury
ARZ: Zack Greinke acknowledges velocity is down
CHC: Padres talking internally about Jake Arrieta

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M's

So many feels boys... ;_;

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Reminder that the Dodgers HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Disregard high school ball. It's largely trash.

isnt necessarly trash, you must remind that High School ball is made (generaly) of players that are from school clubs that want play baseball for fun (of course there is players that want go to NPB), but the majority of players play baseball on high school clubs for fun

Kopech is a dud folks

What do you lads like to eat at the ballpark?

For me, it's hot dogs.

The lad is only 21 and he has been chomping pretty well in the minors I think you need to relax a lil bit my man.

>tfw it's an officially licensed product that the MLBPA allowed

Nah it's Sox tradition to belittle an athlete. It either helps them grow to stop the jests or get good enough to be traded

He's the official children's book dog of the Cubs lads

I am talking about USA.

Nats desu senpai

Everyone is invited to the r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶choker ceremony on March 29.

t. Los Doy-boys.

I'm cold and there's only lame Spring Training baseball.

Name a more JUST franchise than the New York Mets.
Pro Tip: You can't.

The mariners

Royals

>I'm cold and there's only lame Spring Training baseball.
Have your tried reading the LOTR trilogy or at least watching the films?

Koji Uehara goes to Jap Gints

>The Yomiuri Giants announced today that they reached an agreement with forty-two-year-old Koji Uehara. He was assigned the uniform number 11.

>The Giants held a press conference for Uehara at a hotel in Tokyo today. He is set to join the Ni-gun team at Giants Stadium for practices on March 10. According to media reports, he agreed to a one-year contract worth an estimated 200 million yen plus incentives. The contract also includes a signing bonus worth an estimated 100 million yen.

Isn't he like 50 years old?
Can 50 year olds compete in NPB?

Where and when did the Dodgers rape your team?

>>forty-two-year-old

Closer to 50 than 20.
Is competition that poor in NPB?

not exatcly, he is only doing the natural process of sport atlethes

>Start on a team
>develop to reach a big team
>win stuff
>stay a bit more
>back to origin place to finsh carreer

Well God bless him, may he bring great success and pride to Tokyo

well you can follow him i post NPB links every day that have matches here

Why isnt it working for Shields?

Closed the 2013 World Series. All Star and ALCS MVP. He had a good MLB career.

I will try to see him back here in Japan although I like Hanshin Tigers.

>Hanshin Tigers

Well you can see on classic rivality series

Koji put up 110 ERA+ last season, even at the age of 42 he's an above average MLB pitcher, let alone a competitive NPB pitcher.

>ERA+

can't wait for baseball season

Lol nice legs there kiddo

>fWAR

>Why isnt it working for Shields?
He’s a pothead.

Injuns desu senpai

keyword: athlete

>2018
>still using the word pothead

how do you do, my fellow millenials?

>Well you can see on classic rivality series
Asian Baseball Guy, don’t you ever sleep? I go to sleep and you’re here. I wake and you’re here. I go to and leave work and you’re here.

Name a more iconic duo

Judge and dingers

Judge and strikeouts

shhh this is the true based guys secret
we never sleep, we are always here

jokes aside, i have a good sleep scheadule to woke early and dont lost sports

Beer and Boystown

>espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/22624561/ichiro-suzuki-return-seattle-mariners-resolve-internal-battle
He should put his energy into training the next generation of players, either in America or Japan. He has enough time and money (and no kids of his own) to hold extensive training camps. It would probably be a lot more fulfilling than being at the end of the Mariners' bench.

Bud Selig and the American League

I miss Chuck.

>Name a more iconic duo
Shields and Recker

Gotta get those American shekels, silly gaijin

Rob Manfred and corruption

rip willy

Reminder that the Cubs are fraudulent and the drug results will be released

Based huebro

MARINERS!

ABG/Japan bro
I might go to an npb game in may.
Give me a rundown on the Yomiuri Giants

>MARINERS!
Yay! Memeners finger-pointing cunt.

literal jap yankees, its not boring but not the best place

go to Swallows is more fun and is like NPB Mariners

Ah, so you're a Mariners fan

not exactly, i meant in the way that they are, trying to recover and get a good team, they are like mariners

absolutely seething he doesn't have one for his shit loser team

>NPB Mariners
Sounds great but the only game i could make it to is Giants v Baystars
Looks like Swallows are on the road the week im there

This desu. Actually he just hates that there are fans of historically bad teams. Sad, really.

What an absolute jaw buster. Here I thought he would have stayed.


F

what dates you will be in japan? there is other teams on tokyo area

...

shut the fuck up

May 17-22 in Tokyo and Kyoto. Not sure when for each city

Uh oh hit a nerve, don't cry :'(

make me, you little pussy

make me not cry

ok wait a sec

Can't do it, just get it out user.

I'm sure your team will win a eries... One day.

Lotte Chiba Marines (how ironic) will play games 17 vs Orix, 18/19/20 vs Softbank, and 22 vs Nippon-Ham Fighters

Baystars will play in Yokohama (near tokyo) vs the Drags in 22

yeah because 2016 was so fucking long ago

stupid bitch

>Kyoto
for kyoto, if you go in 17, you can go to Koshien Stadium see the tigers play, the stadium is 1 hour from Kyoto

Apparently battling wrist issues
his head and jaws been perfectly fine interestingly enough

>analingus becomes popular in porn
>analingus becomes popular in real life

>incest is becoming very popular in porn
>???

there will be Hanshin vs Yakult on Koshien as well but will be at 23

If we consider a lifetime a long time and that fall 2016 to now constitutes the lifespan of a lifelong, I guess

>lifelong

If only the Soviets had won

Nevermind, getting a fraudulent ring guarantees a 216 year curse. May as well get your Judge jerseys now.

>I'm sure your team will win a eries... One day.
Shouldn’t that be “an eries”?

No

Thanks ABG
Marines Orix sounds good. Didnt realize they were that close

wow you seem pretty insecure and defensive about it, are you sure there aren't any drug tests that WILL be revealed?

Marines has a good stadium, the fanbase isnt so big but the athimosphere is still good

but if you manege to get in kyoto in 17 and 23 go to koshien, its litteraly Japan´s Yankee stadium, if you visit before it, there is stadium tours as well

jays

>if you visit between it, there is stadium tours as well

fixed

you're mother

>>analingus becomes popular in real life
Only amongst the dudes who watch porn.

>you're mother
You are mother.

ALL ABOARD

Gonna do no fap MLB season 18

why.

you play better when you'r relaxed

>tfw SPRANG TRAININ

>Gonna do no fap MLB season 18
So you will not be watching Recker play?

>Only amongst the dudes who watch porn.
So not the Kansas City Royals.

I'm thinking they're the only club with porn interventions because they are the most porn'd

>'m thinking they're the only club with porn interventions because they are the most porn'd
Do you think they fantasize a lot about Recker? If so why?