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Edition: thicc slag, lads.

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push me to the edge

all my friends are dead

sex is the goal underlying every action in life

too many soyboys in the last thread

>south africa

Love Hermione Granger.

blessing the rains down in africa

>waiting for beto to crawl out of the woodwork

fake

only when you break free from those desires will you achieve true happiness

don't let women manipulate your with their holes

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Alri lads time to let you guys in on a big secret of mine. This is really difficult for me to say to you guys and even harder to find the right words so that you guys will understand what i mean. This is really important to me so i feel like i should let you guys in on it. Alright now before i let you guys in on my secret i just want to acknowledge that most of you will dismiss this entire post simply because of the sheer size of the post and to that i say good riddance because if you cannot read a few words on the internet without getting distracted then you probably dont even deserve to know my secret because my secret is very important and only people who are smart like me and have the desire for knowledge like me can really begin to comprehend my secret and what it means to me and the people around me. So i will let you guys in on my big secret now. Ok are you ready? You might want to make sure that you are sitting down because i dont want you to be so overwhelmed after finding out my secret that you get light headed and fall over because i dont want to feel responsible for causing you pain and discomfort so yeah please make sure you are seated as i will now reveal my big secret. Alright my big secret is the following: I love God and his son Jesus and the Bible and the Church.

unless you have access to your frontal lobe

feel free to join the 21st century any time you like

i'm proper sly desu
i can't help but feel my first kids going to be all fucked up as punishment for making fun of disabled (by "disabled" i mean retarded, slow, downy, window licker, flat head, pan head, /brit/ posters, etc) people.
if me kids fucked, i'll shove the cunt back inside me birds fanny and sow the fucker shut. Hopefully we'll find out if the kids an absolute mess before it's born so there's plenty of time to make my wings, my soul, my burning passion - my gf - to have an accident on beachy head so the cunt never sullies this world with his existence.

>fake things can't be amusing

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Do you reckon fat girls justify not doing anything about their fat problem by saying to themselves that they are thicc and therefore attractive to some people?

Lad...

the soul is located in the pineal gland

surely

The Japs eat loads of soy and they turned out alright.

unquestionably
like manlets saying short is sexy

Alri user?

No most of them go on fad diets and the like and go to weight watchers but don't stop eating chocolate and moving around more. This is why there's a whole industry built around it.

Nah, they just have zero willpower and can't stop themselves from eating garbage. Deep within they know they're disgusting, but few will admit that ofc.

Loving the summer weather desu
Would love a nice BBQ with my mates or a trip to the beach
If only I had mates

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mate... why do you have this pic on your computer?

anime

fat girls can get a shag whenever they want so there is no reason for them to curtail their glutenous habits

on the other hand there are a spare amount of women who would be willing to fuck a fat bloke

these to go with your skinny jeans fuckboi?

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nonce

goin to the zoo this sat

I'm hungry, lads, but I've only got a Woolies chicken pasta stroganoff and a loaf of white bread. You reckon it's a bit too much to have the chicken stroganoff on toast? Feels like a rather black thing to do, if I'm to be completely honest about this.

Japs are the most low test men on earth

They’ve even given up on having sex

Fairly sure that they will know before its born and you can have it taken care of and try again

>The Japs eat loads of soy and they turned out alright.

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difference between thick and fat tho
can see some really fit girls with toned bums and then there's those girls with just fat sloppy shit arses

QUEEN of /brit/ : Summer
Princes and Princesses : Aisha, Sara, Kev, Tim
Knights and Duchesses : 190, Monica, beto, haitiANO
Lowly Serfs : Anons

but they live the longest as well

>not exclusively eating lean meat and veggies
>eating bread
>eating white bread

Sorry mate but what the fuck are you doing

the difference between a thick girl and a fat girl is one is 20 and the other is 30

Literally addicted to buying clothes and shoes lads. Currently watching a nice pair of Nike AF1s on eBay and waiting for a pair of skinny jeans and a couple of shirts from ASOS to arrive.

Emma Watson's face when I walk into the room.

isn't it kinda weird that girls who have started their menstrual cycle which is natures indicator that they are ready to breed are not allow to have sex

h- hello

it's not about their appeal, it's about their own self worth

if they believe they can convince themselves that they're happy how they are, then they're sure as hell going to try to
losing weight would be an admission that they don't like themselves, and that just does not compute

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far right
middle

other 3 can burn in a fire

Well I’d rather live to 80 banging birds and smashing coke than live to 95 doing nothing

Fat people tax when?

MOSHI MOSHI

BITCH PEN DESU

aisha will be seething at being dethroned

I'm on holiday, lad. Haven't really been in the mood to go out shopping. Normally do so on work days. That whole 2 birds 1 stone thing.

isn't the free market great

i must admit even I've shagged an absolute munter or two... or three... in my time.

fat womyn get shags, a few fat friends I have have slept with over 10 guys.

>probably the least materialist person in sweden
>hate commies
i am enlightened

WE SCORED LADS!!! YYAAAAASSSSS

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You’ve never slept with anyone

didnt get a single reply on my big post

>isn't the free market great

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Quit taking pictures of yourself and posting it on /brit/ you warped bender.

benzo free since friday

want to take Summer on a cruise and participate in ballroom dancing lessons while discussing politics over dinner

of course they do cause men will shag anything with a hole if they're horny enough

you have to have in peak physical condition as a male to get a shag on the other hand

it's all about supply and demand

Direct me to it, lad. I'll give you one for sure. I have no problems with publicizing good posts.

haha right because maxing out the ilvl of my 110 Demon Hunter is going to get me laid.

Made a political post on facebook but no one liked or commented on it

Its a bit silly haha

>>isn't the free market great

>you have to have in peak physical condition as a male to get a shag on the other hand

lies 2bh

just got to have a big personality.

Read the first few words and the last few words.
Can you sum it up or what?

isnt dream market great

>you have to be in peak physical condition to get a shag as a man

Autists and virgins actually believe this

Have a couple of mates and go places where you’ll mingle with females and everyone gets laid aslong as you’re not in the bottom 1% of ugly

Goodness, why are British women so damn unattractive?

only soyboys fantasise about girls like summer

literal beta orbiters

>isn't the free market great

can't even FATHOM how much of a brainwashed goy you have to be to utter these words unironically

women are gross
sex is gross
not gay but i find it gross
simple as

god and his son wouldnt be pleased with this post

It's this simple.

I'm that bottom 1%

miss AB 2bh
more professional

Basically it says that i love God and his son Jesus but theres lots of filler too

Good post, lad.

>Have a couple of mates and go places where you’ll mingle with females
>Having mates
>Socialising

if you're a 7/10 male the best you're going to get is a 3-4/10 female

Used to post obscure song lyrics when I was younger on my Facebook infront of all my school friends and family and never even got one like

Cringe at myself so hard

Gonna smash these Aussie cunts

Don't know. Please send some beautiful blonde Nords ASAP.

How come? Also which of Gods sons are you referring to?

>>isn't the free market great

>can't even FATHOM how much of a brainwashed goy you have to be to utter these words unironically

>post anything on facebook
self-centered prick

>Have a couple of mates and go places where you’ll mingle with females

Wrong. I lost my virginity with a red-hair green-eyed girl in Gloucester. Most beautiful creature ever seen.

same, the dream UI is awful

it just keeps plodding along while other markets go down though

You have no idea what you’re talking about lmao

Lads punch above their weight with birds in there hundreds of thousands every single day