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>tfw HSV finally ded

>Saturday
Bayern - HSV
Mainz - >Schalke
Hertha - Freiburg
Hoffenheim - Wolfsburg
Hannoi - Augsburg
Neverkusen - Gladbach

>Sunday
Stuttgart - Freiburg
disgusting BVBcucks - Frankfurt

>Monday kek
Bremen - Kölle

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moin

Moin

>HSV finally ded

But who killed them?

Mainz - >Schalke is today

fuck

ja des stimmt die spielen heute schon

jap

>autosage

FUCK DA MODS

So, if Dortmund wins against Frankfurt, will bundes commit subaru?

pls no senpai we just discuss footy in a comfy atmosphere ;_;

>dentist appointment today
Ugh

Post your Sup Forums folder

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why is a picture of me in your folder?

Hany Mukhtar is february’s player of the month in Superligaen.

any news about hradecky lads?

dortmund

Is Drachenlord /bundes/ material?

yes hello :)

has bürki really been that shit?

hi

yes

>Hany Mukhtar

Hi

Hehe yes.. no

thoughts on mkhitaryan coming back home?

mixed bag
hradecky is better this season

I think he should go to Italy

yes yes hello

>no 2nd or 3rd /bundes/ in op
sad!

why is that? do you like italy?

definitely

We'll need a new op soon anyway.

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ugh frogposter

halli = hall, a storage space
hali = a hug

yes

DA ISSER SCHO WIEDER ALDER

pls rate my grocery haul thank you

(keep in mind I'm probably more jacked than you)

I suggest a tennis cover OP. It's 5d chess bcause the actual tennis thread rarely uses tennis related OPs so people will be think it's legit. Worth a try if you ask me.

fuck off. same with kemme poster.

fitfag/10

no

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kys nigger

Fuck off Tom

no I haven't posted on /fit/ in 2 years I think

>no spezi
>no bier

how disappointing

Best country on earth

By the way, denmark, what's your least favourite country? Italy or France?

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Hmmm

Carina should embrace the knot. It's kinda her thing, it makes remarkable.

muh

" Die Aktie von Borussia Dortmund fiel am Freitag in den ersten drei Stunden nach Handelsbeginn um fast sechs Prozent. Die Börse straft die Westfalen mit einem Kurssturz ab. Was der BVB beim 1:2 im Achtelfinal-Hinspiel der Europa League gegen Red Bull Salzburg ablieferte, glich einer Bankrotterklärung"
shareholders still on suicide watch

>tfw no more Austrian shareholder
I bet he would have had a brilliant meltdown yesterday

Who is currently the best german football player (male) and the best german tennis player (female)?

no one wants to talk about tennis here you autist

Kroos and Carebear

Neuer and objectively Görges
Wrong

>el ogro de las americas

too bad he left

özil and grönefeld

hello. lets hope for a clean schalke win today

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nernberch playing at 18:30

Müller und Petkovic ofc :)

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Callate wey pinche cabron

Hallo und Guten abend. Is this bundes?

>dat hairline

lamo

Yes, I'm ready. ;)

my jew sense is tingling

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand /bundes/.
The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical anime image board posting, most of the jokes will go over a typical poster's head. There's also the finns' autistic posting style, which is deftly woven into their characterisation - their personal philosophy draws heavily from HFBoards fan forum literature, for instance. /bundes/ posters understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike /bundes/ truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, this general's humour in the existential catchphrase >rags which itself is a cryptic reference to George Grimm's epic "We Did Everything But Win". I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as /bundes/'s genius unfolds itself on their computers screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a /hoc/ tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only - And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

nur der FCN babe

From Poland originally?

TOD UND HASS DEM FCN

Düsseldorf

Would you, /bundes/?

wäre 1 guter hassfick uezs

If she loved me then of course

Jeszt 1 kartoffel

Is that Denmark?

#REUS2023

more like rheuma lmao

>le ballbashing austrian face

ruhig kleiner furzer

Kimmich also extended his contract to 2023

>first glubb
>then schalke
BASED

alaba next

come on glubb!!

we're here btw