/heem/ - KO's (You) with Cuteness Edition

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Amanda Nunes vs. Raquel Pennington is on for UFC 224
>mmafighting.com/2018/3/8/17097860/amanda-nunes-vs-raquel-pennington-is-on-for-ufc-224-after-all
UFC 205er Ion Cutelaba Takes 6-Month Ban After Positive USADA Test
>sherdog.com/news/news/UFC-205er-Ion-Cutelaba-Takes-6Month-Ban-After-Positive-USADA-Test-133179
Jose Aldo interested in UFC 224 fight with Jeremy Stephens
>mmafighting.com/2018/3/8/17098474/jose-aldo-interested-ufc-224-fight-jeremy-stephens
Fabricio Werdum open to career in pro wrestling and UFC at the same time
>bloodyelbow.com/2018/3/8/17094954/ufc-fabricio-werdum-wwe-pro-wrestling-lucha-libre-mma-news

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trust the Montenegran

Your next contender.

MOMMEY

Broopadoopadoo Speepybeepers

Predict Nunes vs Cyborg

I went to UFC 206 in Toronto by myself and honestly it was a complete disaster. There were these girls handing out Monster energy drinks from a truck outside the Air Canada Centre and they gave me two, one for my girlfriend, and I had to tell them I was just by myself. They just Bert stared at me and I had to walk around with two extra large cans of Monster and drink both of them.

My stomach was hurting from drinking all that Monster and I was sweating in my seat all by myself during the prelims. When the main card started this huge group of frat boys sat next to me and I had to awkwardly squeeze past them everytime I went to the washroom, which was often thanks to the Monster Energy drinks. They started asking me who I was with and I told them I was waiting for my friend. Then this group of black girls who didn't acknowledge me and were clearly not my friends sat next to me and I got caught in a lie.

They were playing Drake the whole night and everyone was jamming to Drake tunes while I just sat there awkwardly. At one point the camera for the big screen focused on me and everybody in the stadium laughed.

About 320,000

>he isn't a normie

You think we'll ever see him in the UFC?

>Hepatitis
>Rape conviction
not likely

That's my favorite sad pepe.

Undefeated memers end soon

cat

for sure my guy he'll get the ol' brock lesnar exemption

He will get obliterated, ground into dust

needs to go back in the bag

Prime schaub would heem ngannou

Stipe is lucky.

I'd fuck kevin lee's boi pussy if he dropped the ghetto act, shaved his body hair and put on some faggy clothes

random webbums tiem

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Reminder that h8rs are all just lonely people who want acceptance. Show them love when they show you h8. They need it most of all. Bless bros.

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this is good stuff fella nice dump

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The only way to “fix” wmma in the ufc
Scrap all current division
Reopen with 120lb division and 140 lbs division
Done.

you're welcome m'dude

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You know it’s just you and me here bro? Let’s get real. Brendan is going to be who he is and your reaction won’t change that. Everybody else lives with Brendan in their world but not everyone is so bitter about his success. How you feel is on you. You can cultivate love or hate in your heart and that h8 is just going to eat you up B.

I'm just posting a completely random selection of webms my friend, sorry if it upsets you that some of them contain your favourite fighter getting heemed but thats the fight game

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*gadooshes you*
psst nothing personal

Thank you for the heem dump bro, your boy bless.

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Contributing.

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God that was such a great comeback fight. Getting cut to shreds before the heeming only made him look greater.

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He's get merk'd by Struve and go back to russia

in many ways schwab came out on top here

>kicking a guy in the back of the head after hes not moving
And im supposed to take this seriously as a sport?

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A kick to the back of the head is pretty serious my man, so yes

>ground and pound from half guard in UFC 3
>referee stands us up
Holy shit even the refs in the games are garage.

I've never been stood up in the game even when i've been lay n praying people doing fuck all on top. How did you manage to get stood up

Probably the only Bellator fight i was disappointed with the result.

Guys, I think Aldo would completely outpoint Stephens if they fought

Should Stephens take that fight?

Larkin is shit my guy

this is hands down the best girl with a crushing mommy game

you cant possibly dispute this

Why do all boxing champs have khabib-tier record cushioning? What a meme "sport"

>Who is Vasyl Lomachenko

Literally Loma doesnt

Doesn’t have much of a choice. Unless he waits for a Cub or Elkins. He himself said if he can’t beat the best then he isn’t a champion anyways, noble sentiment, not smart for his career though. Would be a nice test to see how much Stephens really has progressed and how much Aldo has left after back to back heems. Still think Aldo dances around him

always good to see arabs get blown the fuck out

He aint great but Daleys extremly unlikeable

He’s a Christian Albanian who lives in Sweden

yes, exactly.
so he's an arab

so even worse than an arab

You’re wrong

Taisumov got pulled from 223

Visa issues again

Taisumov, more like NoFightSumov

>Professional BJJ practitioner
>competed in one (1) high level tournament his entire career
>15 years ago
>didn't win that tournament and didn't even get a bronze medal
>his body is wrecked completely from his meme jitsu style
>the rubberguard has been consistently exposed as garbage
>has one of the biggest BJJ associations in the US, but his guys can't even win a tournament he literally makes the rules for

And yet he's one of the most famous BJJ practitioners in the world. When there are literally 100's of more successful guys. This is the power of being Joe Rogan's friend.

He gadooshed Royler Gracie my guy

And then he was eliminated in his next match and that's literally all he did in his entire career. Again, there are 100's of guys that have done more in BJJ.

Fuark
He must have a terrorman in his family or something

100's of guys havn't gadooshed Royler my guy

You could argue Tony is his best example of the effectiveness of 10th Jits but other then that I cant really back Eddie here.

100's of guys have medaled at elite tournaments, something Eddie never accomplished. Eddie certainly has Royler's number and that's his sole accomplishment in his career, but Royler's best days were when BJJ was much smaller than it is now and he's been retired 5ever.

Literally gadooshed Royler my guy

Don't really follow the bjj scene, is his rubber style really that ineffective?

Its just not that hard to get out of really

Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=rP9UGgm0r3o

*sharpens elbows*
*drops u a mean tweet*
*dances into tha octagon*
*anaconda chokes u*

Wtf

What a fucking goofy theme

Haters worked into a shoot.

Aldo would win, but Stephens would walk out on top

This, one must not forget you can simultaneously win and lose an mma fight.

Claudia owns an English bull terrier.... I think.... I think this means she wants my dick up her ass.... because I'm English, and she owns an English bull terrier.... Yeah... yeah, Claudia wants my dick up her ass.

Guys, Claudia wants my dick up her ass.

>anglo
>bull
Kek, better prep her for the BPC(Big polish cock)

She doesnt own a Polish Bull Terrier you nerd.

Shut up subhuman anglo and bow down before your slavic masters

youtu.be/-BoSr459ZA8


>people think this guy stands a chance against khabib

WERE IS YOUR KID