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/hoc/
first for blue jackets
*prevails*
Comfy weekend inbound!
Don't forget to stay hydrated this weekend! especially if you plan on drinking alcoholic beverages
Tonights games:
Wings@Jackets
Flames@Senators
Ducks@Stars
Wild@Canucks
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand /hoc/.
The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical anime image board posting, most of the jokes will go over a typical poster's head. There's also the finns' autistic posting style, which is deftly woven into their characterisation - their personal philosophy draws heavily from HFBoards fan forum literature, for instance. /hoc/ posters understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike /hoc/ truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, this general's humour in the existential catchphrase >rags which itself is a cryptic reference to George Grimm's epic "We Did Everything But Win". I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as /hoc/'s genius unfolds itself on their computers screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a /hoc/ tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only - And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
Do those games even belong in an NHL thread?
three peat
Now that you're here though, why the fuck was Leo Komarov in an all-star game? Why do leafs like him so much?
Didnt read lol
My little autism for the day.
In the past 2 seasons, these would be the combined standings
1. Washington - 199Pts
2. Pittsburgh - 193Pts
3. Tampa Bay - 192Pts
4. Nashville - 191Pts
5. Minnesota - 189Pts
6. Boston - 186Pts
7. Anaheim - 185Pts
8. Columbus - 183Pts
T9. San Jose - 180Pts
T9. Toronto - 180Pts
11. Winnipeg -178Pts
12. Chicago - 175Pts
13. St.Louis - 174Pts
14. Calgary - 170pts
15. New York Rangers - 168pts.
16. Philidelphia - 167Pts
T17. LA - 165pts
T17. Edmonton - 165pts
19. Montreal - 164pts
20. New York Islanders - 162pts
21. Dallas - 159pts
22. Carolina - 158pts
23. Ottawa - 155pts
24. Florida - 154pts
25. New Jersey - 146pts.
26. Detroit - 142pts
27. Buffalo - 133pts
28. Vancouver - 128pts
29. Colorado - 126pts
30. Arizona - 123pt
31. Vegas - 91pts
1. East has 2682 combined points for an average lf 168. West has 2308 combined points for an average of 165 (excluded Vegas)
2.Wtf happened to the metro?
3. Now I see why Vegas did so well in the pacific
its a pasta you dumb leaf
Are you new?
are you?
i've never dabbed is it fun
I'm new
Only if you dab on tha hatas
This is my first time on /hoc/ what should I know?
Best post all morning
Rangers run this shit
The Ducks@Stars game will be pretty fun to watch desu
He often instigates the opponent; his defensive skills is pretty good, and his dumb-visor situation is pretty funny; Uncle Leo is a good guy, don't wanna see him go desu
Interesting post Canadian!
Try it
>rags
>morning
We dont sexualize dogs
>the city if Vegass
Just dabbed for the first time. I like it.
>timezones
stop posting that shit you freak
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more like bow-wower lmao
>mad
>at anime
Go to reddit if you want your safezone
Which one of you did this?
>black
>finnish
La creatura
Some faggot who is jealous of finnish goaltending. Possibly a swede.
Looks like something reddit would do
Gibson is shit though, surprised he's even in the NHL.
I wish he was better and would win gold in Skoda cup just to confuse the average kalja makkara neekerit vittuun ice hockey fan
Tolvanen > Pettersson >>>>> Dahlin
Wow Karkkila seems like a hot place. Maybe i will go there to get a tan.
>7 early games tomorrow
What in the actual fuck?
knights @ sabres tomorrow :D
Yea pretty shit games apart from jests@flylels. Will be nice to see another hatrick from Patrick due to the lack of goaltending in philadeplhia.
kek, this image is so cutefunny
now listen to this man speaking TRUTH
youtube.com
Alright guys, who did this?
bulju
Wtf is that picture
amazing, is what it is.
How does one load a gun with shit?
issa cartoon
make ammunition duds, and make revolver squirt poop from a poop reservoir in the handle.
>tfw only SHIT teams playing tonight
What the FUCK is his problem?
I didn't even know this guy
Actually true for once, literally the only game that even matters is ducks/stars and who would want to watch that?
mtv actually did a pretty big news story about him this morning:
mtv.fi
>Gaudreau and Monahan (combined 13.1million) for McDavid (12.5million)
The normies on twitter and facebook are bullying me for saying thats a bad trade and noone would give up 2 75point players for McDavid. Am I wrong?
Crosby went to him and congratulated him for his first NHL game a while back. Has his autism been cancelled?
EXCELLENT post
Finnish """"""""""""""""""humor""""""""""""""""""""""
You now remember Evgeni Nabokov
>tfw that mumps make you sterile
>tfw we’ll never see Sid sr. and lil Sid jr. dominating the league together
>Nab-o-kov
>Nah-bark-ov
Who was right?
The only Nabokov I recognize is Vladimir
>implying we'd have seen sid's the kid anyway with his charisma
With ____ you _____
With Laine you wins
Rinne
pet puppers
Crosby has always been a bro to newcomers.
Umm change that filename. That wasnt mumps
T. Penguins medical staff
Leafs
Lose four in a row
Pekka Rinne WILL win the Vezina
Pekka Rinne WILL win a Stanley Cup
David Poile WILL win a Stanley Cup
Peter Laviolette WILL win his second Stanley Cup
"No"
1 of out 4 will happen
>gets crushed by wild in the playoffs*
clutterbuck is such a cunt
haha good one
*exposes your goalie again*
Nothing personnel, kid
feels like a typical try hard regular season and playoff flameout to me desu. capitals-esque
>tries to win the cup without a proper 1st line center
Staal and Wild gonna style all over you
You now remember Dolores Haze
You forgot Conn Smythe
The Wild won't be meeting National Bredateurs in the ploffs
Reminder that going over your allowed Finn allowance of 1 (one) is punishable by playoff embarrasment
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hakuna hatatas?
*dabs*
wings
sens
ducks
wild
Who needs more than one when you've got the most based Finn of all
Spell icup nibba
Thats not Olli Määttä
he tuukka big rask by posting that player
Budweiser is shit.
>brewed in St. Louis, MO, USA
I hate the blues now.
Hes gotta be Jokinen, Jussi
*collapses and misses the playoffs*
that's pretty out of chara-cter for finns
Literally the most wanted player of the season.
*collapses and gets swept by the Kangz*
The shitposting would be legendary
*prolapses and gets swept in the first round*
hi guys big smashville fan here can someone send me all the chants and cheers I have to learn before the playoffs start
very good post
I really, really, really like this post