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first for blue jackets

*prevails*

Comfy weekend inbound!
Don't forget to stay hydrated this weekend! especially if you plan on drinking alcoholic beverages

Tonights games:

Wings@Jackets
Flames@Senators
Ducks@Stars
Wild@Canucks

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand /hoc/.
The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical anime image board posting, most of the jokes will go over a typical poster's head. There's also the finns' autistic posting style, which is deftly woven into their characterisation - their personal philosophy draws heavily from HFBoards fan forum literature, for instance. /hoc/ posters understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike /hoc/ truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, this general's humour in the existential catchphrase >rags which itself is a cryptic reference to George Grimm's epic "We Did Everything But Win". I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as /hoc/'s genius unfolds itself on their computers screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a /hoc/ tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only - And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

Do those games even belong in an NHL thread?

three peat

Now that you're here though, why the fuck was Leo Komarov in an all-star game? Why do leafs like him so much?

Didnt read lol

My little autism for the day.
In the past 2 seasons, these would be the combined standings
1. Washington - 199Pts
2. Pittsburgh - 193Pts
3. Tampa Bay - 192Pts
4. Nashville - 191Pts
5. Minnesota - 189Pts
6. Boston - 186Pts
7. Anaheim - 185Pts
8. Columbus - 183Pts
T9. San Jose - 180Pts
T9. Toronto - 180Pts
11. Winnipeg -178Pts
12. Chicago - 175Pts
13. St.Louis - 174Pts
14. Calgary - 170pts
15. New York Rangers - 168pts.
16. Philidelphia - 167Pts
T17. LA - 165pts
T17. Edmonton - 165pts
19. Montreal - 164pts
20. New York Islanders - 162pts
21. Dallas - 159pts
22. Carolina - 158pts
23. Ottawa - 155pts
24. Florida - 154pts
25. New Jersey - 146pts.
26. Detroit - 142pts
27. Buffalo - 133pts
28. Vancouver - 128pts
29. Colorado - 126pts
30. Arizona - 123pt
31. Vegas - 91pts
1. East has 2682 combined points for an average lf 168. West has 2308 combined points for an average of 165 (excluded Vegas)
2.Wtf happened to the metro?
3. Now I see why Vegas did so well in the pacific

its a pasta you dumb leaf

Are you new?

are you?

i've never dabbed is it fun

I'm new

Only if you dab on tha hatas

This is my first time on /hoc/ what should I know?

Best post all morning

Rangers run this shit

The Ducks@Stars game will be pretty fun to watch desu
He often instigates the opponent; his defensive skills is pretty good, and his dumb-visor situation is pretty funny; Uncle Leo is a good guy, don't wanna see him go desu
Interesting post Canadian!
Try it

>rags

>morning

We dont sexualize dogs

>the city if Vegass

Just dabbed for the first time. I like it.

>timezones

stop posting that shit you freak

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more like bow-wower lmao

>mad
>at anime
Go to reddit if you want your safezone

Which one of you did this?

>black
>finnish
La creatura

Some faggot who is jealous of finnish goaltending. Possibly a swede.

Looks like something reddit would do

Gibson is shit though, surprised he's even in the NHL.

I wish he was better and would win gold in Skoda cup just to confuse the average kalja makkara neekerit vittuun ice hockey fan

Tolvanen > Pettersson >>>>> Dahlin

Wow Karkkila seems like a hot place. Maybe i will go there to get a tan.

>7 early games tomorrow

What in the actual fuck?

knights @ sabres tomorrow :D

Yea pretty shit games apart from jests@flylels. Will be nice to see another hatrick from Patrick due to the lack of goaltending in philadeplhia.

kek, this image is so cutefunny


now listen to this man speaking TRUTH
youtube.com/watch?v=eybZtDx6tAU

Alright guys, who did this?

bulju

Wtf is that picture

amazing, is what it is.

How does one load a gun with shit?

issa cartoon

make ammunition duds, and make revolver squirt poop from a poop reservoir in the handle.

>tfw only SHIT teams playing tonight

What the FUCK is his problem?

I didn't even know this guy

Actually true for once, literally the only game that even matters is ducks/stars and who would want to watch that?

mtv actually did a pretty big news story about him this morning:
mtv.fi/sport/jaakiekko/nhl/artikkeli/nhl-n-tuntemattomin-suomalainen-haikaisee-antanut-maailmanluokan-naytot-25-vuotiaana/6801432#gs.JpKoSGA

>Gaudreau and Monahan (combined 13.1million) for McDavid (12.5million)

The normies on twitter and facebook are bullying me for saying thats a bad trade and noone would give up 2 75point players for McDavid. Am I wrong?

Crosby went to him and congratulated him for his first NHL game a while back. Has his autism been cancelled?

EXCELLENT post

Finnish """"""""""""""""""humor""""""""""""""""""""""

You now remember Evgeni Nabokov

>tfw that mumps make you sterile
>tfw we’ll never see Sid sr. and lil Sid jr. dominating the league together

>Nab-o-kov
>Nah-bark-ov

Who was right?

The only Nabokov I recognize is Vladimir

>implying we'd have seen sid's the kid anyway with his charisma

With ____ you _____

With Laine you wins

Rinne
pet puppers

Crosby has always been a bro to newcomers.

Umm change that filename. That wasnt mumps
T. Penguins medical staff

Leafs
Lose four in a row

Pekka Rinne WILL win the Vezina
Pekka Rinne WILL win a Stanley Cup
David Poile WILL win a Stanley Cup
Peter Laviolette WILL win his second Stanley Cup

"No"

1 of out 4 will happen

>gets crushed by wild in the playoffs*

clutterbuck is such a cunt

haha good one

*exposes your goalie again*
Nothing personnel, kid

feels like a typical try hard regular season and playoff flameout to me desu. capitals-esque

>tries to win the cup without a proper 1st line center
Staal and Wild gonna style all over you

You now remember Dolores Haze

You forgot Conn Smythe

The Wild won't be meeting National Bredateurs in the ploffs

Reminder that going over your allowed Finn allowance of 1 (one) is punishable by playoff embarrasment

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hakuna hatatas?

*dabs*

wings
sens
ducks
wild

Who needs more than one when you've got the most based Finn of all

Spell icup nibba

Thats not Olli Määttä

he tuukka big rask by posting that player

Budweiser is shit.
>brewed in St. Louis, MO, USA
I hate the blues now.

Hes gotta be Jokinen, Jussi

*collapses and misses the playoffs*

that's pretty out of chara-cter for finns

Literally the most wanted player of the season.

*collapses and gets swept by the Kangz*

The shitposting would be legendary

*prolapses and gets swept in the first round*

hi guys big smashville fan here can someone send me all the chants and cheers I have to learn before the playoffs start

very good post

I really, really, really like this post