SO LISTEN

SO LISTEN
*watches American movie*
THE THING IS
*listens to American music*
YOU SEE, THE THING ABOUT AMERICA IS
*browses American websites
AMERICANS HAVE NO CULTURE
*faps to American women*

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you know I don't even care how many layers of irony or whatever this is, why even write something so banal?

erm...that's cultural appropriation. ancient egyptians were NORDIC

was thinking the same exact thing while reading your post 2bh

>AMERICANS HAVE NO CULTURE
>*faps to American women*

So american "culture" is porn?

our culture is being the most relevant global influence of all time

>i don't like something so that means it isn't culture

Nah boi. Your "culture" is a mix of english, german, italian, spanish etc culture.

Only real "american culture" is hunting buffalo and dancing around a fire.

You make good movies sometimes. But if you think endless waves of superhero movies is something to be proud of I feel sry for ya

>watches American movies
>watches French movies
>watches Japanese movies
>watches Korean movies
>watches Brazilian movies
>browses American websites
>browses Japanese websites
>browses Canadian websites
>browses Brazilian websites
>faps to American women
>faps to Brazilian women
>faps to Japanese women
>faps to Italian women
>faps to French women

>HUR DUR AMERICAN IS THE ONLY CULTURE

son, the majority of quality movies and music comes from here, thats fact. don't even get me started how much we dominate the internet

actually, all the white guilt and mass nonwhite immigration around the world is a result of american culture.

>music isn't culture
>screenplays aren't culture
yeah because your ancient culture of ripping out hearts and being raped by Spain and building basic architecture that every other ancient culture also built is much more valuable than a culture of quality entertainment and modern relevance

Michelle obama is a man

You still don't have ANCIENT culture.
Comparing recent music with pyramids it's stupid, lol.

""American""

none of them actually they believe it, they say it because it makes you asshurt. and it worked.

They also changed his sex from male to female apparently.

AH YES, THE FAMOUS AZTEC "EMPIRE" WHERE THE MOST POPULAR PASTIME WAS BASHING YOUR HEAD AGAINST A ROCK AND JAMMING TWIGS UP YOUR NOSE

And the invention of the chocolate recipe
Advances on plumber
Advances on astrology and ancient calendars
The invention of gum
Advanves on food recipes
And the invention of the number ZERO
did i mention we have pyramids.
Lol kys culturelet.

>we wuz bubble gum n sheeit

Well yeah, we waz, for real.

why do you people hate chicanos so much? they basically do the same as you. They feel proud of being brown and mexican yet you guys shit all over them

>muh raw grinded cocoa beans poured in mudwater that tasted like shit

Proud brown mexicans, love the aztlan chicanos, the ones that are proud of Mexico, even with all the problems the country have

Most of Mexicans hate the white chicanos that believe they are europeans like the stupid one that post his fat face and copy pastas about white mexicans everytime someone mentions Mexico or native mexicans.
So in conclysion we hate the european side of Mexico.

Americans are trying to discover who is white for the 10456th time
Should we tell them?

Mainstream media is so prevalent in this country because it stands in to fill the cultureless void in everyone's heart, you dumb shart. That's why the >MUH HERITAGE people are also often the people who avoid mainstream TV, music, movies, etc.

>Mexico is so big!
>Did you know we have pyramids?

I think you should stay in Sup Forums

Nah, leave their toxic and cancerous threads on pol. Everytime i go there I can sense their stupidity through the screen.

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We still have pyramids and you don't, lol.

*blocks your path*

Jajajaja
Real ancient pyramids with ancient writings.
Also that pyramid look like the louvre one in France
Americans stealing other countries culture, lol.

Irony, those who were cast out.
Dressing as thoses who threw them out, expecting honors.
Fools, your kings threw you to the dogs.
The king you honor is your demise.

cannot even imagine being this proud of having some fucking pyramids in some jungle somewhere. i kinda feel bad for this mexicanon.

>Says the cultureless country
Ok then.

>watches American movie*
sometimes
>*listens to American music*
no
>*browses American websites*
basically only this one
>*faps to American women*
"No!"

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How is porn not culture
There is plenty in all classical cultures

UUGGGG YOUR NOT WHITE

But I don't do any of that.

>Comparing recent music with pyramids it's stupid, lol.
yeah because music is a more advanced artform than pyramids which is the most basic shaped architecture anyone can make. call me when gothic buildings are found in tzechnoclitorus or whatever they're called
>inb4 cherry picked lil pump lyrics as an example of american music
>I don't browse american sites
>posted on american site
nice quads

You still don't have ancient buildings.

not him obviously but you have to remember
>dysentery
>black plague
>harsh caste system
>paganism
>inbreeding
>heresy
>literal cannibalism
Youre people were disgusting, filthy, perverted, and power hungry. though admitedly that last one worked more or less in our favor. Still don't think your such hot shit because some superstitious german fag wrote a book about muh white genes.
And you're also wrong about the headbashing and twigs, aztecs were more fond of cutting their dicks open and sticking pieces of paper in there to keep the blood flowing. Top that.

Every culture in the world can be described as a mix or a derivatve of other cultures.

your buildings aren't impressive just by virtue of being ancient. there are better ones from around the same time period or even before.

To compete with ancient buildings you must have some.

Bro culture is shit like apple pie, chicago style pizza and casually owning rifles

That shit you brought up is just mass media tailored for a global audience

Paganism existed in most countries so as heresy.
Same with inbreeding, in fact rednecks are known for that.
Harsh cast system, like blacks and whites in usa since its foundation.
Black plage which was bringed because of spain
Dysenetery, wrong, there are data that cocludes that the majority of population knew about fruits and vegetables and its properties, also we are known for our recipes.
>but you were savages
Which ancient culture wasn't
We are not blacks we have a better culture that americunts who dont have culture at all.

I'm not competing with ancient buildings, and your cunt loses the competition unequivocally with the ones who do compete. the main part of mexican culture you're trying to defend just makes it looks pleb as fuck, like me trying to say obesity is american culture.

Agree there are better buildings in other cultures, but we still have some, unlike...you know... Usa.

your buildings only serve as evidence that mexico was still in the stone age while europe was colonizing the whole world and creating history
I'd rather have no ancient buildings than ones that serve as an example of savagery

>It's an American thinks movies and music are only made in America episode

European culture =/= american "culture".
Lol everytime an american is losing the culture argument, they ran away to the european side.
This proves americans dont have culture at all.
There isn't american culture, deal with it.

name 5 classic canadian movies and 5 classic canadian albums

Listen, USA's culture is also concentrated to New York and Los Angles.
>Music - New York/LA
>Hollywood
>Finance in New York
>Banks in New York
>American website based in California
>TV Shows based in New York and LA
>At a stretch, politics in Washington but also dominated by the Stock market in New York which is a huge influence

The Same way UK's culture of football, Finance, Music, Politics, Movies is based in London

France - Paris
Germany - Berlin
China - Beijing and Hong Kong
Japan - Tokyo

The difference is that USA is basically one huge tax haven for the world where most trade occurs, so your culture is more widespread.

Make no mistake, Most outside people recognize only New York and LA.

>tzechnoclitorus

>Your "culture" is a mix of english, german, italian, spanish etc culture

>The difference is that USA is basically one huge tax haven for the world
American corporations have been taking their business offshore in order to evade US taxes.

>American losing the culture argument
>Mexican's argument is literally "You have no ancient buildings"

Not an argument. But good try, Paco. Maybe you should learn some of that European logic.

>The difference is that USA is basically one huge tax haven for the world
No.

>Make no mistake, Most outside people recognize only New York and LA
Wish they'd stay there too

Sage

>our culture is being the most relevant global influence of all time
AMERICANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS. AMERICANS ACTUALLY THINK THEY'RE THE NEW ROME

not an argument

They aren't incorrect. Never has a country had such a wide and invasive cultural influence on the world. The USA has far wider reach and global impact than The HRE ever did.

>Implying that's wrong

What did America ever achieve on its own?
I'm talking about the actual Roman empire, not the HRE.

>Nah boi. Your "culture" is a mix of english, german, italian, spanish etc culture.

They are not wrong, fact that this "culture" is crap is irrelevant.

ahem

It is ENGLISH we're typing in

What has Austria?

This has nothing to do with our culture btw, stop now before you actually get upset

>What has Austria?
Nice counter argument. But I agree, Mozart is nothing compared to Nicki Minaj. Also, what's the Austrian Empire, what's the HRE.

YAAAAASSSSSSSS QUEEN SLAAAYYYYYY

>Nice counter argument
You never had one in the first place

>Mozart is nothing compared to Nicki Minaj
He's hardly worth a damn compared to J.P. Sousa too

>What's the Austrian Empire, what's the HRE
Two excellent examples of wasted potential

>amerimutts defending their “culture”
Your “culture” if you can call it that is an artificial product of mass capitalism and media, ergo it’s shit made to take money out of your fat retarded pockets.

>I'm talking about the actual Roman empire, not the HRE.
In that case, the point still stands.

Yes, however your country is fucking irrelevant on the global scale. Do you fucking morons think I am talking about this as a point of praise? No, it's an objective fact: the USA has the widest cultural reach of any country or empire in human history. You can damn well bet that if Americans historically spoke Spanish instead of broken English, then we would all be using Spanish to communicate online with each other and English would be a minor language.

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>faps to American women
Why on Earth would I do that?

(You)

is it enjoyable? does it succeed what its trying to do? does it influence the rest of the world? do you/your countrymen consume it? so what are you even insulting? I've never met a single person say "I enjoy the Hungarian music scene" or "I specialize in Hungarian historical movements" in my life and I don't that because I'm some sheltered American

Not an argument, mutt.

(uoY)

This is all global culture without any ethnic specifics. You can see something from Africa, Russia or England in modern culture but what from USA? Country music. Not vey popular.

>I don't that because I'm some sheltered American
I don't think its because*
rap music, modern pop music, rock n roll, not to mention all the subgenres they contain.

Yet more people in the world consume it on a daily basis than any other national cultural output.
Culture is memetic, meaning your meritocratic ideals have very little weighting. Call it low culture if you want but the fact is that for all those ragging on it, they are the minority.
Whether or not you or I may enjoy it is beside the point when most of the population has a different opinion.

We are talking about global cultural influence, you dumb cunt.

Modern American "is" global culture, at least at it's core

Just because people consume your products masquerading as culture, it doesn’t mean it’s culture. It’s not madr for an american audience, it’s made for a dumb global one.

yes a dumb global one, please enlighten me about your intelligent intellectual Hungarian culture which has been hidden from the masses for all this time

Don't know about movies, but for albums you have drake and the weeknds discography

So you agree with my statement that it’s just a product made for the lowest common denominator?
What you pride yourself on isn’t founded on the history and the people, it’s a product of market research and lust for profit.

>rap music, modern pop music, rock n roll,

White boys want to take credit for our culture baka

>Mistaking sarcasm for agreement

>We are talking about global cultural influence, you dumb cunt.
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no, I think you have American media that appeals to the lowest denominator and then you have some that offers more. but the majority of the greatest media of the last 200 years is mainly from America.