He didn't deserve this

He didn't deserve this.

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I want that black chick to sit on my face and laugh at my dick

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>don't take your phone in with you
>hurr I'm a millennial I do what I want

He decided to break the NDA. It's his own fault.

Everybody wants some 2: electric boogaloo

>I literally cannot stop sucking corporrate dick

>idiots like Joe Rogan think neural implants/ interlaces are a good idea

nope. fuck that. I'm going to live in a cabin in the woods

at least he's not a cookie

>hurr durr here is a multi-billion dollar technology we are testing out
>can't afford metal detectors at the entrance

He didnt call his mom

Usually in all Black Mirror episodes

>relatable and likeable character
>gets a bad ending

>shitty and un-relatable character
>gets good ending

Good episode. The only bad episode of s3 was the first one.

Pretty freaky when he got home and his mom started doing the alzeimer shit.

Fuck that mind fuck.

This character was a dudebro loser beck beard and he got a terrible ending. Your thesis is flawed

He deserved a lot worse.

stay thirsty

>don't take your phone with you
>don't take you phone with you or your fucking brain is going to fry
Sometimes the 'what if' is important, and in this case the onus was on the tech people to inform him.

>All the men had bad endings and all the women had good ones

What did season 3 mean by this?

So what about Shut Up and Dance, White Bear, White Christmas, etc?

>t.antifag webel

Easily the most snore-inducing, predictable and tedious episode in a whole season of hot garbage.

The dialogue at the end showed that they didn't know that would happen.

I hate when you guys try and exaggerate every minor flaw so it becomes the worst thing ever. Season 3 had a couple gems in a series that has always been hit or miss.

EPIC XD

They didn't know exactly what would happen, but they knew that the Wifi would definitely do something bad.

How the fuck was it worse than Men Against Fire?

White Christmas is the epitome of good guy getting screwed over and bad guy getting his way

What? Both characters were pretty shitty people (one more than the other) but certainly neither got "their way". One is imprisoned for life, the other is on a global ignore list and can't ever interact with people again - probably arguably worse than life imprisonment tbqh

He tried to break an nda, of course he deserved it

how did the guy know what the bosses face looked like despite him being secretive

did the malfunctioning implant give him this information?

The murderer and peeping tom both got punished.

Do you mean the Hiro knock off? Because he definitely met him before doing the play test.

Wrong. First ep she ended up in jail, reputation ruined. 3rd ep they both died and lived in dream world.

>abandons his mother while she's grieving
>falls for the traveling meme
>alzheimers
He deserved it alright

yeah but he died immediately after receiving the implant and never met the dude

meeting the boss never actually happened

He never met him, but he did see him on a magazine cover - I believe while he was in the waiting room.

Notice that all 'dream' appearances of Saito feature him in the same clothes as the magazine picture, and with heavily accented poor English, while at the end, when he actually appears, he's dressed differently and speaks with a British accent.

Is it normal to laugh at the end of this episode?

>Mom!

WTF I hate racist Americans now

Why are you calling the murderer a bad guy? That whore should have told him the kid wasn't his instead of putting him in ignore. I'm just sad that whore and her father didn't suffer enough.

He speaks Japanese at the end, I just checked

It was justified murder.

>love your wife
>all of a sudden she mutes you with no warning
>goes on for years
>literally get no closure at all from someone who you loved for years
>find out she has a daughter
>assume it's yours
>find out not only she was a whore who slept with a co-working and you got cucked, but the child isn't even yours
>her dad comes in and treats you like an asshole for no reason
>kill him in the heat of passion
>stupid daughter freezes to death, not your fault
>get put away for life, in a flawed system where you never even admitted to murder, while the asian guy who cucked you got away with everything with a new family and all

Did you even watch the fucking episode? She wasn't pregnant until after she blocked him.

No English? I must have misremembered.

this

She wanted an abortion and that is why they argued and ended up blocking him.

Not him nor do I agree with his /r9k/ logic, but it heavily implied that she was cheating on him while in the relationship, so it's completely possible that she did a pregnancy test, and JUST KNEW it was the asian's and felt guilty enough to block him before she started showing

oh yeah my bad lol

Did he lose his eyesight after removing the grain...?

This episode pissed me off so much, his wife was such a cunt.

>lie
>get caught
>lie again
>get caught
>lie again
>get caught
>lie again
>get caught
>lie again

this is the best episode, because you think he is just crazy in examining small details like that, but it ends up being true.

Moral of the story is you should trust your gut instinct, because it's more right than you think.

Yes? Some sack of shit pedo loser getting busted and is comedy gold.
>KIDS KENNY KIDS!
laughed so hard. I wish the dad cheater would have found out and killed him too

Did she deserve it?

>small niggling suspicion from autistic examination of his wife's reactions to a guy
>turns out to be absolutely right and his child isnt his
kino

Yes. She over reached and got greedy, which became her downfall. A sane person would've quit at the airport ticketter

should have just fucked her brothers friends for the upvotes or whatever

>autistic
>successfully reading the body language of a woman

Pick one and only one you filthy memelord

She wouldn't have gotten enough. She wanted to be an entitled whore and get that super nice house which had a hologram of her getting BLACKED asap because living with her brother was sooooooo hard

No, actually is sickening the idea of some anonymous coward judging others morals. It's like Sup Forums calling people degenerates while worshiping a gay coalburner pedophile.

Surely this is a thing in that universe. Ratings based on sexual experiences. If so, she could climb into a comfy 4.5 in a week just letting guys play with her ass. She'd get with 15 guys in that week and every one of them would rate her ass 5/5. But I guess she felt like she was classier than that, or the transactions get recorded so her employer would know how she was getting those ratings and give her shit for it.

did he actually jack off to kids or was it a fabrication

This show has a lot of interesting concepts. Too bad it is weighed down by the fact it has trouble writing an interesting female character. The prime ministers wife is a bitch who only cares about her families image and not the fact her husband had to publicly humiliate himself worldwide to save someones life. There is the slutty Paki reporter who gets shot by the cops by accident while interfering in the princesses investigation, after leaking the news worldwide. There are two episodes where the main problem is unfaithful wives lead to the demise of their husbands lives. There is the sociopathic soldier girl who is getting too much of a kick out of killing slavs. And then there is the virtual dikes where the woman disregards her husbands wishes to play vice city with the lanky paraplegic. overall 7/10

She probably is happier now that she reached internal peace. Remember that the best human being in that episode was an outcast.

black mirror has taught me that all women are whores

i liked the THicc redhead episode, this shit actually happens in china

He was pedoscum. Go rewatch the episode and look at how he looks at the kid at the beginning. Also why he's so protective of his laptop from his sister. Why would he do all the shit if it wasn't true?

So perhaps you can say she did deserve it, if only because she was freed of the social media prison she was stuck in the whole episode. She struck me as someone that is nice and considerate at heart, but had been twisted into the uppity bitch we saw.

I actually liked that episode a lot, we got character development and she learned how to let go of other peoples superficially approval to be herself.

Well I mean I felt bad for everyone involved even at the end, but I couldn't help myself after the troll face popped up. It just made me think "Oh Sup Forums!"

It's heavily implied he is. Also Idk why else you'd allow yourself to be blackmailed for looking at legal porn no matter how bad it is. His laptop's camera wouldn't even have been able to see his dick just his vinegar face.
The moment they asked me to do something I would've just told them to go fuck themselves and post it, but I don't masturbate to CP

i think it was the best one in that season besides solid snakes son an hero's brain implosion

About to watch Black Mirror for the first time..

What episode should I start with?

This ep is very interesting it shows how fast the brain can process information it's like stopping time then having all that scenario play out but alas degenerates here like the history of you, shut up and dance because it coincides with their degenerate lifestyles.

Any but s01e01

>There will never we a MGS movie with Wyatt Russel as Snake and Kurt Russel as Big boss

>This ep is very interesting it shows how fast the brain can process information it's like stopping time then having all that scenario play out
Other than the fact that it's common knowledge for anybody with a triple digit IQ and was solely done in this plot as a GOTCHA. History of You at least attempted to have complex themes.

>degeneracy
>complex

All episodes are their own story so you can start from any point you want. I would recommend starting from the beginning just to see how the show improves over time.

Different episode man. I think you're referring to the Christmas special episode.

Can we agree that "Hated in the nation" had a happy ending?
All those idiots posting shit online finally got what they deserve. A good lesson for people raised by the internet.

Yes, human themes are more complex than a guy playing video games with a cheap gag at the end which has been done bigger and better

>people who post mean comments deserve to DIE
Oh I know where you came from, and it's time to go back.

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No, he's right, that's exactly what happens in that episode.

Who was wrong here?

This. It was that whore's fault. If she would've just admitted to cheating or at least told him the baby wasn't his it would've all been avoided.

That was really sad...

They really captured how obnoxious Americans are with his character. Holy shit spot on.

I can maybe see in some twisted bitter virgin way of "excusing" him for murdering the mother, but how does that revelation excuse him of killing his ex father in law and inadvertently killing a child

This episode was so fucking heart breaking

Did you watch the episode? He finds out she's pregnant and she immediately wants an abortion which led to him being blocked. Her being pregnant was known from the start you jizz cock.

She was obviously. He was just a robot/AI doing what he was programmed to do, and providing a service that she had asked and paid for, then later regretted.

Her fiance was a manchild piece of shit, now she gets a version that is 1000 times better in every aspect and puts him in the attic. Reminds me To Sarah Connor monologue
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>Shut Up and Dance
It makes sense that people here would find this guy relatable.

He never killed the mother, she dies in a random accident. Did you even watch the episode?

She wanted to fuck it whole time. She was masking it underneath her "grief" she was such a faker.

This show has a lot of forced BLACKED bits but otherwise pretty comfy. Good twilight zone esque

This is the reason people still believe in ghosts.