Fellow citizens of the Aventine!

>Fellow citizens of the Aventine!

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FELLOW CITIZENS OF THE AVENTINE

Been rewatching this recently, I'd forgotten how good it was. Really puts the quality of the current crop of "premium" shows into perspective.

>download pirate version and catch it
>it's mislabeled and out of order and this ruins the series
I deserved this

Let his penis wither.

sad it only got two seasons :(

Go back to Gaul!

MAY SATURN CASTRATE JUPITER A MYRIAD TIMES, AND SOL RISE INVICTUS.

Best girl

Thank the British Broadcasting Corporation.

They also edited the episodes aired on British TV.

>mother issues
>never worked a day of hard labour in his life
>obsessed with the purity of his nation's women
>calls his political opponents cucks
>into weird sexual kinks, fucked his sister
>lost his virginity to a prostitute

Is he confirmed /ourguy/, Sup Forums?

FUG

user, have you penetrated anyone yet?

I've only done one of those things

Biggus

>you will never be casually rode by Atia as she ignores you and asks about the horses you have to offer

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wtf is their problem??

I'll not deny it friend, I have a Gallic look about me. But I am as solid a Roman as any man here. I have shed blood for Rome, my father shed blood for Rome, as did his father and his father before him. My wife, my wife was born here in the Aventine.

i admit i may have a gallic look about me but i am as roman as any of you

n-no

can you h-help me?

she was a damn good mommy

why can't modern mothers compete like this

if moms made sure their sons got laid before 18 like the noble patricians did everyone's life would be better

unf

XIII !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

saw her in GoT. she got old fast

youtube.com/watch?v=vtn2o71CPEM

Anyone have a link to the vid were Vorenus tells Cleopatra off?

I'm about to watch Titus

Am I in for Kino?

damn right you are

Swedes, Italians and Indians are pretty shit at aging.

No idea.

On a tangent, pic related is Guinevere in BBC One's "Merlin"

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>Guinevere
why so indian

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It's about time the Western media told the truth about POC in Sub-Roman Britain

ALL MOCKERY OF THE JEWS AND THEIR ONE GOD SHALL BE KEPT TO AN APPROPRIATE MINIMUM

When she was sweeping the floor in that position oh sweet jesus

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I'm not voting for him, he looks like a Gaul!

Is that a proto-dab?

SONS OF MARS

show got fucin weird after season 2

Not as bad as season 5 - I really didn't get the "Caesar joins the Cimbri after his failure to defeat Pompey" redemption arc

Great fucking show. They actually cared about Roman culture. The real story is interesting enough, I don't know why they had to change important parts.

What about in season 8 when Caesar and Antony travel to the future?

imo season 10 was where they really jumped the shark

Sorry anons, I stopped watching in season six where Vorenus and Antony were reincarnated and had a drunken one night stand

post more ATIA

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>It's a "Titus Pullo gets mistaken for the Messiah" season

yES

Atleast she's cute. Should've been white, sure. But atleast they picked a cutie.

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Oh dear Jupiter ! Time to punish my slave !

god the hand gestures with that , it kills me.

>tfw Hitler pretty much put an end to politicians punctuating statements with elaborate hand gestures

th-thanks Nazibros

Is there a youtube of all this guys speeches somewhere? Its 10/10 every single time

Got you covered.

youtube.com/watch?v=nIMGmbbx37A

>Sorry a out killing your fiance
>will you marry me
>I won't beat you
>pls respond

Pullo was /r9k/ in a Chad body

Pic related Sir Elyan the Whitr

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Her lover almost chocked her son to death.
She had her daughter's boyfriend murdered, then she had her daughter's best friend raped and her family murdered.

Fucking mommy of the year, that one.

I wish Kevin McKidd and Ray Stevenson had gotten more lead roles. They're really charming.

>then she had her daughter's best friend raped and her family murdered.
kek I completely forgot about this one. But for real though, this show spent way too much time on Atia's drama & bullshit.

Absolutely

TRUE ROMAN BREAD

FOR TRVE ROMANS

She had Jocasta raped? I knew she had her father BTFO but I don't remember her having her raped.

This show is going to flop HARD. This casting choice doesn't make sense.

SLAVES, FOR EVERY BUDGET

Oh, also forgot, she also pimped out her teenage daughter to a 60 year old guy.

Fucking poor Octavia. She got so much shit throughout the show

IT'S HOTTER THAN VULCAN'S DICK

The show's completed, finished with Camlann.

She got gangbanged by the same assailants that murdered her family. She says so when she comes to Atia's house pleading for protection

WTF, he works for a console of Rome and can't afford a broomstick?

HE

I take it the show flopped then and that's why I never heard of it?

REFUSES

I don't know if i missed something but why did Attia never got angry at his daughter for fucking Servillia?

Can't say why you haven't heard of it, it's had threads on Sup Forums while it was airing, and it seems to have done alright; as I said, it finished at Camlann.

It was a light family-oriented show and isn't likely to go down as a classic, however.

I love how throughout the series Jocasta was completely ignorant of everything happening to her. She was nearly murdered several times but she kept surviving completely oblivious to the fact.

She was distracted by the fact that her son fucked his sister

that little pervert

She was as dumb as the bricks that her father used to sell

She's my favorite character Plus she's funny even when she's not trying to be which brings levity to any situation she's in.

this line is fucking hysterical, gets me every time

Why was Antony so based?

>She will shriek - but I just pretend I'm a little mad, and she leaves off!

Do you think she sucked slave cock at that drug party after Agrippa took Octavia home?

Jocasta a cute!

Perfect casting

*blocks your path*

"These being the words of Marcus Tullius Cicero: When I was a young man, I defended the State. As an old man, I shall not abandon it. I give sincere thanks to Mark Antony, who has generously presented me with the most promising theme imaginable. I address you directly, Antony. Please listen as if you... as if you...please listen, as if you were sober and intelligent, and not a drink-sodden, sex-addled wreck. You are certainly not without accomplishments: it is a rare man who can boast of becoming a bankrupt before even coming of age. You have brought upon us war, pestilence and destruction. You are Rome's Helen of Troy. But then... but then...a woman's role has always suited you best."

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They say that, do they? How very witty of them!

You think with your penis

BTFO

Absolutely. Cicero was cool af

I AM THE SON OF HADES! I FUCK CONCORD IN HER ARSE!

A ~50 year old Greek ex-slave could do a lot worse, user

No, you wretched Greek thief! Money grabbers, I am surrounded by money grabbers!

the romans were portrayed as white. fucking problematic tbqh. just look at the news. most of italy is now made up of somalians and lybians. this started during the roman empire.

Pullo was godtier.

mother fucker i just watched that scene like 5 minutes ago