ITT: Films men will never understand

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>Jeanne Dielman on the chart twice

>films
why dont you just put the hunger games movies up there

>Alien
I know that you're trolling but fuck you anyways.

Whale Rider and Volver are absolute femkino.

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How likely is it that OP is a scrawny man?

50 shades darker

>star wars 7

Fucking kek

>films that men will never understand that were thought of and made by men

it's true. i don't understand any of those.

linda linda linda
pont du nord
messidor
persepolis

i see what you've done there op

God created the Earth but he does not understand it.

>A bunch of movies written and directed by men

>he
If there is a God, it's a Goddess.

You are fucking retarded

Want to know how I know you're a man?

>Neon Demon

two hours of my life that I shall never recover.

?, ?, dumb schlock, havn't seen it yet, it was good in the theater, ?, ?, havn't seen it
I liked it ok, ?, I loved it, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?
?, ?, I cried, ?, crap, ?, bleh, ?
i fucking love this movie so fucking much holy fucking shit, I really like this movie as well, ?, ?, kek, ?, ?, ?
ew, meh, ?, I have no idea what this is but Ive seen it around since I was a kid so I should probably watch it eventually, I love this movie because I am a big homo, this movie is fucking fantastic.. crazy ending.. asians are weird, classic, ?


and now I must leave because I really need to watch Elisabeth Shue dance around, run from the mob, and fall in love for like the 500th time...

I liked Wild because I like shit centering about Humans enduring the wilderness without much help. I am a man.

DUDE I'M A SLUT FUCK SOCIETY LMAO

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Hot.

Only men can truly understand Titanic.

So how many of these movies are actually written and/or directed by chicks? Im gonna guess under 5

>Precious
>directed by a literal gay nigger

This is some master-class trolling, OP. I'm almost impressed.

More than that.

Name them

Woman, Woman, Woman writer, Man, Man, Woman, Woman, Woman author
Man, Man, Man, Man, Woman, Man, Woman, Woman
Woman, Woman, Woman writer, Repeat, Man, Woman, Woman, Woman
Man, Man, Woman, Man, Woman, Woman, Woman, Man
Woman writer, Women producer,writer,author, Woman author, Man, Man, Man, Man, Woman author

It's majority women even if you throw out the adaptations.

>the bling ring
im glad that movie is on this list because its stupid as fuck and something a dumb cunt would probably like

i like erin brockovich more than i should though

>Titanic
>rubbing one out to exposed titty
Good times.

>Legally Blonde
>Lolita

>no ulrike ottinger
>no maya deren
>no claire denis
>no larisa sheptiko
>no lucile hadzihalilovic
>no sharon lockhart
>no forough farrokhzad
>no daniele huillet
>no kira muratova

shite list

Hi Baruch!