/nfl/ general - F edition

GB: Browns trade 2017 2nd-rd QB Kizer to Packers
TB: Buy It All: Browns acquire Damarious Randall
CLE: Not Done: Browns trade for QB Tyrod Taylor
CLE: Landry could still play under tag w/Browns
FA: Niners decline OLB Elvis Dumervil's option
TB: Mike Evans lands 5-year, $82.5M extension
DET: Lions still undecided on Eric Ebron's future
CLG: Dolphins showing strong interest in Mayfield
FA: Bengals won't pick up Adam Jones' option
FA: Report: Raiders met with Doug Martin
FA: Sherman says he'll be 'in contact' with SEA
CAR: Panthers acquire deep threat Torrey Smith

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if the browns don't go 8-8 or better this year i'll eat my hat

better learn how to sauté it dude

CAPPED AND SAVED

Is it like a cowboy hat or just a cavs snapback

>he wears a hat

Hairlet detected

I've never seen Mike Evans catch a ball when it mattered

hope there's not much metal or plastic on it

If the browns don't go 1-16 or better this year i'll eat my ass

>moneyball doesn't work as well in football because losses are more demoralizing
That's not even the real reason. Moneyball works in baseball because baseball is basically an individual sport masquerading as a team sport. But in football you're completely dependent on your teammates, you can make the most perfect throw in the world and it won't matter if your WR drops it. Secondary is all communication. 99% of the times where you see a busted coverage it's the result of miscommunication and it's extremely hard to statistically evaluate who's responsible for that. Memelytics just don't work in football.

He plays for the Bucs, when has any game he's been in ever mattered?

>Bills get a fucking "3rd round pick for Tyrod "benched for Nathan Peterman" Taylor
>Landry is only worth a 4th round and a 2019 7th round pick

I want to fucking murder Tannenbaum, legit the worst GM fucking ever.

Which qb is buffalo going after?

>jets now have the most cap space going into free agency


hell fucking yes

We live in a universe where a supernova collapsing in on itself halfway across the galaxy can produce enough radiation to instantly microwave all life on Earth tens of thousands of years later.

No catche a NFL player has ever made matter.

Lamar Jackson

It's okay aqib talib went for a 5th round pick

> Colts free agency predictions

> Let go Turbin and aquire Murray
> Pick up Solder and Nowrell, get rid of Mewhort
> Stupid as fuck, but let go of Moncrief and get Robinson and Watkins
> Take in Sherman, Butler, and Lane
> Pick up Bennett

Thats how you win the FA bowl

he at least can throw the damn ball further than 15 yards, even if it does get picked at times

prove it fag

this

Hey boys what do you think? ;)
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I meant a meaningful third down and long or goal line situation

what's your team?

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Prove what? Astrophysics?

The Browns ;)

Eat from the straps first

Sounds like we live in a universe where a collapsing star is more meaningless than an nfl catch.

terrible QB Jameis Winston
terrible QB Tyrod Taylor
terrible QB Teddy Bridgewater
terrible QB Deshone Kizer
terrible QB Jacoby Brisset
half terrible QB Russ Wilson
half terrible QB Pat Mahomes
half terrible QB Dak Prescott
where do Watson and Newton go? where will Jackson go on this list?

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What about Blake Bortles.

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What the fuck?

Unjustly ridiculed. He has been spotty through his career, but is serviceable. #lifelong jags fan. Listen to me bong.

oh yeah he sucks. but at least he isnt black.

> Browns fans this excited about going 4-12
name a sadder franchise?

Maybe Tannelel can move back to WR since you guys seem to be leaning towards drafting QB

>Picking up a jets bum
>Expecting results

No wonder Tom and Bill dominate that division

They dont cheat like the Patriots do

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Stop posting pics of yourself on the internet

Apparently, they don't want to win, either.

Your list kind of sucks.
Winston is ok
Tyrod is ok
Teddy is mediocre
Kizer sucks bad
Brisset is almost average
Wilson is top 10 in the league at least
Mahomes, who knows yet
Poopscott is awful
Watson is good
Cam is better than good

Samefag

You couldn't be more wrong.

>Winston is ok
>Tyrod is ok
>Teddy is mediocre
>Brisset is almost average
>Watson is good

What about Mariota?

Wouldn't you like to know

LOOK AT THIS DUDE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Why get rid of Kizer and why pick up Tyrod Taylor. WHY

>Let go Turbin and acquire Murray
No on both. Turbin is a great short-yardage back and Murray is too old.
>Pick up Solder and Norwell, get rid of Mewhort
Yes
>Stupid as fuck, but let go of Moncrief and get Robinson and Watkins
How the hell is letting go of Crief and picking up 2 better receivers stupid? Our WR corps would be stacked as fuck if this happened.
>Take in Sherman, Butler, and Lane
I'd prefer Butler and Trumaine Johnson
>Pick up Bennett
Martellus? Nah.

I know you are but what am I?

I can't wait for another year of QB controversy.

Name a better pass rusher currently.

Derek Barnett

Cap issues maybe? Should we investigate Green Bay and Cleveland for collusion?

Nick perry

Terell Suggs
Von Miller
Chandler Jones
Ryan Kerrigan
Cam Jordan
Demarcus Lawrence
Jadeveon Clowney
Calis Campbell
Joey Bosa
Aaron Donald

>Releasing Robinson
>Keeping Lee
>Giving Bortles a stopgate contract
>Putting Hurns on the trade market
>Letting Corey Grant go
Should we tell Caldwell that rebuilds end when teams play well?

Trust in the process senpai

dont worry I got an idea.
you know that daytona 500 race we just entered into?
well get this. we trade the 04 honda civic we have right now and we are gonna get an 09 toyota camry in return. all it's gonna cost us is a 3rd round draft pick.
>brilliant
the fact tyrod got more in a trade than landry blows me away. the browns are just complete fucking morons.

Good post

I am still trying to comprehend the dolphins. when ever they make a good draft choice they trade him after the rookie contract

thats the one good thing they are doing. but knowing the dolphins he is going to be a tremendous bust or constantly have no talent around him

Bad bet, Browns have a hard enough schedule as is, compounded by the fact that they're still awful.

>even if it does get picked at times
You mean
>even if it does get picked most times

stephan ross is one of the worst owners. he is only interested in hiring his fellow jew yorkers no matter what shit they have got into.

He is not marlins owners tier but men is he fucking close

Florida's governor ban AR15s already?

Anyone else watching NFL Network. What is up with that necktie raggie bush is wearing? What a dork

Thought your team was full of meme owners like Marc Anthony, J Lo, and the Williams sisters

He wont do it

Venus and Serena aren't memes

>florida bans AR's

Is this how freedom dies?

The White Running Back will be ours Cam, you don't deserve him!

>People are acting like Tyrod Taylor is good

>Not getting the joke

These two make more money combined a year than I will in 15 years and thats the best haircut they can afford?

why yes I post wojaks

>you will never be Tom

it's not their fault you're poor as shit

>Odell doing coke
Giant fans must really miss Coughlin.

Thank god

You might want to check your math

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

Based Sipowicz didn't need hair

you might want to put your trip back on

>whites can't grow glorious long, black, shiny manes of hair
pity em desu

Tyrod was top 20 on a team that systematically got rid of any worthwhile weapon around him
Kizer was unironically the 150th best QB in the league when probably only 80 took a snap

>Kizer was unironically the 150th best QB in the league when probably only 80 took a snap
where you are getting these numbers from

The one on the team that the NFL decides would get more ratings in the Super Bowl
So any pass rusher on 30 other teams

We grow straight, brown/blonde, manes of hair!

I hope Joe Thomas retires tomorrow realizing he has to protect another black QB.

>long hair

Literal faggot

Why does he continue to torture himself by playing for the Browns?

Stay jealous, whitey.

>tfw had awesome rocker hair, like gene simmons
>tfw short and stringy hair now

>Tfw questionable with recceding hairline

How does retirement work? Can he retire for a year then come back to the league as a FA?

I have full, straight, salt and pepper colored hair. You have greasy thinning spic hair. Whats to be jealous about geneticly inferior hair?

Retarded Patsfag spotted

No, the Browns would still own his contract. He's a free agent after this year though.