ITT: it's 2016

ITT: it's 2016

lemme just savor the feeling of being a world champ a little longer

WS Champs bois

>Radio was invented; Cub fans got to hear their team lose
>TV was invented; Cub fans got to see their team lose
>Smartphones became a part of daily life; Cub fans got to find out of about their team losing from anywhere on Earth
>Baseball added 14 teams; Cub fans got to see AND hear their team lose to more teams
>George Burns celebrated his 20th, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th and 100th birthdays
>Haley’s Comet passed Earth… twice
>Harry Caray was born… and died
>The NBA, NHL and NFL were formed, and Chicago teams won championships in each league
>Man landed on the moon, as have several home runs given up by Cub pitchers
>17 US presidents were elected
>There were 12 amendments added to the Constitution
>Prohibition was passed, and repealed
>The Titanic was built, set sail, sank, was discovered, and became the subject of major motion pictures… the latter giving Cub fans hope that something that finishes on the bottom can come out on top
>Wrigley Field was built and became the oldest park in the National League
>Flag poles were erected on Wrigley Field roof to hold all of the team’s future World Series pennants. Those flag poles have since rusted and been taken down
>A combination of 47 summer & winter Olympics have been held
>Thirteen baseball players have won the Triple Crown; as have twelve horses
>Bell bottoms came into style, went out of style, and came back into style
>The Boston Red Sox won 4 championships, traded Babe Ruth, were cursed for 86 years, broke the curse, and still had time to win two additional championships
>The Ottoman Empire still existed the last time the Cubs won
>WOMEN WERENT ALLOWED TO VOTE WHEN THE SHITCONGO CUBS WON
>The last time the Cubs won, former slaveholders had front row seats
>Arizona became a state, got a baseball team, and won the world series
>My grandchild will post this copypasta in 2080 and the cusbs will still suck

Can't wait for Tony "GODHAND" Romo to get healthy. Cowboys are pretty much guaranteed to win, you should just give us the Lombardi now.

It was a bad season but surely 8-8 is the lowest this team will sink, right?

.......right?

>rags

Legitimately one of the best days of my life

god I don't miss this

Sure, my Browns may have only gone 1-15 this season but it can only get better from here. After all, Hue Jackson was a first year coach he's bound to improve next year.

FUCK YOU

i raped your mom

>rags

>Wilson absolutely raped in 2015
>defense is looking still going strong
>actually drafted some O-line
>Jimmy is coming back

it's our year lads, next year too. the window is still alive and well. Can't wait to attend Sherman's jersey retirement in 10-12 years.

>2017

the canadian, ladies and gentlemen

One of the best pasta along with the iggles ones are gone, forever ;-;

what the fuck did you fucking say to me, you little bitch

God the Thunder are only one piece away from winning it all. Once KD resigns we will get all the Free Agents

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> dentist
Lads let's laugh at England

Lmao can't wait to see TSUUUU get eliminated from the Euros especially after that Iceland thing

>you now remember Mo Salah

Teddy Bridgewater is in god mode. Vikings Super Bowl Champs 2016 Confirmed, Faggots.

Maybe I will have got my life in order in the next two years.

well did you?

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