/bundes/

*saturday grocery shopping edition*

>Today 10/03

/bundes/
15:30 Buyern - HIV
15:30 Hangover96 - Auagsburger
15:30 Kneelers BSC - Freeburger
15:30 18,99 Hobbenheim - Wolfscastle
18:30 Neverkusen - Borruschia Mongladbach

2nd /bundes/
13:00 FC. St. Antifa - Brownsilence
13:00 Greather Farth - FCKlautern
13:00 Darmstadt - Ingolstadt
13:00 Bochum - Holzbein

3rd /bundes/
14:00 Hansa Rostock - Paderbundes
14:00 PreuBen Münster - Karl Marx Jena
14:00 Lotte - UnFortunate Cologne
14:00 Solarium GroBaspach - Wiesbathing
14:00 Meppen - Underhaching
14:00 Tooter Bremen II - ZwickAua
14:00 Spicyburger Kickers - Osnabrück

*teleports behind you*
>Heh, nothing personal
*autosages your thread*

Threadsplitting ist verboten

but this one has 2nd and 3rd bundes as well

>threadsplitting

???

>that HSV line-up
wew

The other was made by bestGermany tho

yes yes hello

except buyern-hsv, all other matches seem schnarchtastic

neverkusen - mongos could be entertaining

Probably 5-4-1 with Schipplock up top

...

yeah, but it's not part of the simulcast

yes

WAS ERLAUBE STRUNZ?

>tfw that one user claiming that fortuna köln could be playing 2nd /bundes/ next season could actually be right

Meanwhile MDCCCLX is playing kid Buyern in Goatfuckerliga. What a time to be alive

hier regiert der hsv

7:0

Spicyburger ;_;

...

So this is the year The Dinosaur finally goes extinct, isn't it?

James still ded?

its only the first 10 of 20 teams fren

jupp isnt a retard like pep and ancelotti whom play players which only just come back after injury. he lets them train for one or two week before getting them a start in the game.

9 to go

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Where is he running?

to his shota lover

lol robben sperging out over shit pass while ribbery scores

hahaha

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>Hamburg

That's why I support Leipzig.

Ah, yes, we are witnessing the beginning of the german so called "Schützenfest"

I'm from Hamburg.
I hate HSV.
I also hate Munich.

What do I do?

watch porn

kys

DEAD

Real Germans always support Bayern.

stop drinking club mate, schanzen-sören

You know what to do. Holstein Kiel for the 2nd league iff you are'nt a Pauli supporter.

TOR IN SINSHEIM

Any recommendations?

ulreich throw in :D

what a pass from Alaba

Will they beat the 8-0?

7 to go

I also dislike Schanze and Pauli.

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HIV

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which team do you support?

>HIV

support a ruhrpott team like any non-retard

>Werder
also disgusting
>Holzbein Kiel
YES!

Am sorry I'm late, did the annual Bayern rape to Hamburg already start?

frank ded

I was born - and grew up - in Leverkusen.

>Ruhrpott not being retarded
kek

>ruhrpott
>non-retard
pick one

>ripery

very late, 3-0 already

>three shots on the goal, three goals in 20 min
yes

will buyern score ten?

then support neverkusen

ah yes >we won

Place your bets, gents.

All my money on 12-0

Bottrop detected

They better. This will be the last time they play HIV in the league for a few years so might as well let them go down with a bang

GREGERL

Ah, yes ... Why did I not think of that.

God, I'd love to see a HSV - Pauli relegation. I'd love to see this city burn. But they're both to stupid to achive relegation.

YES AND THANKS FOR THE TROUBLE YOU TOOK FROM HER EYES
I THOUGHT IT WAS THERE FOR GOOD
SO I NEVER TRIED

Reminder that we, HSV, will still pick up an easy point today.

>Wolfsburg coach moving more than his players

>I'd love to see this city burn
then hope for a promotion of hansa rostock

i hope arnold moves to a real club and shows his true potetinal

I like goals

Hoffenheim can't score

he should go to Leverkusen

>Tschaderabek

>7 points from play off zone

is this, dare i say, the end of HSV ?

nice "league" you got there piefkes

dude. dont forget our league is a literal zirkus. not even the affen one.

Nice goal

good football is overrated
It's all about having fun and going along for the ride

are you the definition of a consumer?

would also love to see that relegation, but on the other hand it would mean one of them would be in the 1. bundesliga next year and noone wants that

People hate Hamburg because the city or the football teams?

Aren't we all consumers in the end?

jetz 1 spezi

no
it is lent

true
too bad Köln - Düsseldorf is also unlikely

The city is great*, the team was great but now has a lot of mercenaries that don't even identify with the team/city. They bought a lot of "good" players that just leaned back and never delivered. Fans are frustrated and managers and directors did nothing but drink champaign and gave jobs to their friends and gay sauna club friends or whatever ...

*except the leftist terror areas around St. Pauli stadium.

Everyone hate St.Pauli at this point

I actually admire the fans, though I despite the club. They have to deal with so much shit from the team and still stay in support, go to the matches, ... Compared to supporters of other teams they're even relatively calm. In other cities you'd have seen riots by now. But I guess they'll do something fun, soon. Just poke them a little more.

apparently there are 7000 away fans in Munich
#respect #notallhamburgers

no half time slugs?

>Wenn Du aus Aue kommst
>sind Deine Eltern wohl Geschwister
>Wenn Du aus Dresden kommst
>verstehen wir kein Wort von Deinem Lied
>Wenn Du aus Aachen kommst
>bist Du nur im Duden Erster
>Kommst Du aus Ingolstadt
>weiß ich nicht mal, wo das liegt
>Wenn ich weit, weit weg bin
>ob in Cottbus oder Paderborn
>Dann denk ich "Hamburg, meine Perle"
>und singe "Horn sweet Horn"
>Oh, Hamburg, meine Perle
>Du wunderschöne Stadt
>Die zweite Liga ist mein Leben
>Du bist die Stadt, auf die ich kann
>auf die ich kann..."

only half time quacks today fren