Is this the root of Australian shitposting?

Is this the root of Australian shitposting?

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No this is I have eaten 2 packs

unlimited powerrrrrrr

I thought strailians drink Fosters.

Fosters is bloody cats piss. We export that shit and keep the good stuff for ourselves. Yes our bantz even makes its way into our exporting.

yeah nah fuck no

What makes fosters even worse is that it was invented by an American is Melbourne.

dont listen to these fags :fosters is great, we just tell eveyone its shit so theres more for us

Fuck off faggot, out of all the pubs, bars, clubs and parties I have been to; I have probably only seen 2-5 people drink fosters. My local pub has stopped serving it because no one buys it.

Ye it's shit, do you drink peroni in stralia

the ale is ok. The one in the green can.

Is this bitter pretty good? I am imagining a pils.

All my wog mates do, I'm still that edgy 18 year old who drinks Carlton Dry.

This was the best shit ever

VB is filth as well. The only good beers we make here are probably Great Northern, XXXX and crown depending on the occasion.

No this is. VB is for retards.

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>XXXX
Bogan from the outback spotted
The only good mainstream beer is Fat Yak.

>unironically thinks fosters is great

yeah nah your a fuckwit, you probably serve up vegetarian snags on Australia day

yeah that was fucking legendary, do they still sell it?

>calls bar pub
>massive cunt

I would honestly choke a cunt if they served vegie snags on Australia Day, that shit is just pure heresy.

>Not knowing the difference between a bar and a pub
You absolute massive faggot

Fancy poof cunts report in :3

Fuck VB and fuck its manufacturer, CUB. Carlton United Breweries is foriegn owned pisswater that is the equivalent of ameri-fat beer.

>Fosters
fuck half our beer here isn't even that great

I would say Coopers Sparkling Ale is best for the aussie alcoholics

nah, they had heaps of weird and wonderful creations

I think it was only a 3 month promo for Cadbury

>Not knowing the difference between a bar and a pub
>Massive cunt

Bars aren't pubs yah cunt

They drink Foster's over there & spend most of their time at Outback Steakhouse watching the Crocodile Dundee trilogy.

Aussies live by the motto: "No rules. Just right." You'd have to huff petrol to understand.

>ameri-fat beer
Let me guess, you're thinking of the big ones, like Bud Light, right?
It's a shame you foreigners don't know real American beer, the one that people with taste actually drink in the bars.
Enjoy your pisswater, friend, along with the rest of the second world.

This yank cunt gets it.

>Europoors will never drink Miller High Life
>The Champagne of beers

>Pabst Blue Ribbon
>Budweiser
>Bud Light
>Keystone Light
>Coors
>Busch

All taste like piss and are weak as piss.

We don't get the proper Coors here, the actual Coors is quite good.

Enjoy your moonshine and brain damage

What have you guys been drinking recently? My mate got me onto these, they go down pretty well but are too sweet. Good change for occasions though.

no its not. I had that shit when I was over there a few years back. Literally just water flavoured beer. So shit.

I am from Northern Indiana so we have the bells brewery. Oberon is the shit.

GOAT beer

I spent a month in OZ a decade ago and this was the beer I drank upon arrival. I bought a few bottles and went down to Lake Alexandra Reserve in Mittagong NSW. I watched the sunset while listening (for the first time in my life) to Kookaburras scream at one another. I discovered that VB is basically shit beer, but It was a magical evening. I preferred Tooheys for the rest of my visit.

>Lake Alexandra Reserve in Mittagong NSW. I watched the sunset while listening (for the first time in my life) to Kookaburras
Sounds comfy m8

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>muh blue moon
shit
>muh yuengling
shit
>muh sam adams
shit

Every americuckold microbrewery is dogshit.

Coopers red GOAT beer

Kookaburras are unsettling. It sounds like they're laughing at me.

vb sucks.

that's not how you spell Little Creatures

You must have some mariana trench self esteem if you think birds are laughing at you.

Pic related is the root of my shitposting.

Australian Made. Australian Owned. High alcohol, and tastes wonderful when chilled.

gimme one mate. can tho thz

thats because they are you fucking mullet

Aussies love their cheerleader beer. It's a step above abo piss.

everyone is laughing at you mate

Aussies think they have a monopoly on drunkenness and shitposting.

Its from the English and Irish ancestors that they got it from

Not the root but you're reaching down close.

It's a culture where 'fanny' is a curse word but 'cunt' is not and 'piss' is positively g-rated. You gotta remember this started as a prison colony with 10s of thousands of inmates and a half dozen guards, in the tropics.

If it weren't for the Indians and Chinese (and occasionally a non-surfing Kiwi) nothing (aside from drinking) would ever get done in Oz.

>Its from the English and Irish ancestors that they got it from

no, that's where we get our bad teeth and unnatural attraction to abos

Best Australian beer.

To bad you executed or deported every non cuckold in your shithole islands desu

>not XXXX

fuck offfffff

>unironically being a queerslander

u wot m8

>in the tropics
The northernmost prison colony was Brisbane, which is hardly the tropics.

The root is anti-authoritarianism mixed with comradery, but you're right in that both came from convict days.

>unironically not being a queenslander
its like you're not even trying to be in the best state.

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>unironically being a poofter

found the southerner

XXXX, VB, West End, Fosters... they're all low alcohol piss beer. Cooper's Sparkling Ale is the true shitposter's beverage

>the root
No, that's your mum.

ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR Power

'king heaps good cunt

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Good lad

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Shit are they really 2 for a buck? Fuck me

this kills the seppo

and here they are around 4+ dollars when not on special just cuck my shit up senpai

Vitamins for blacks.

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Is Vegemite good or just a meme

>caramel
>worth the plastic it's wrapped in

They taste pretty good out of the fridge m8.

>Carlton Dry
>fucking kill yourself

True blue, fair dinkum, top blokes drink Tooheys Old and leave everything else for the sheilas and poofters.

they call a timtam a fucking cookie, strewth desu

Why is your beer dessed to win RuPaul's Drag Race?

This is the source of bantz and punch ups and rape and good times!

This is for when your driving and can't mix up a drink ...its ready made for you!
ps drinking and driving is a bad.

fucking gross man

Too sweet and the alcohol % is too low.

Canned rum and coke? What the hell is wrong with you people?

I don't have anything relevant to beer I just wanted to come into this thread and say that girls with Australian accents are fucking hot and that I can't stop jacking off to Margo Robbie
thanks.

>not drinking Export
Pffff

This.
Swan too.

I know mate.. all types of spirits come pre-mixed in cans/bottles hahahha
Bourbon is very popular too!

Even this ....Cucknadian club
All come in Cola or Dry ginger ale

You fucking coon.

wait. america dosnt have canned pre mix spirits?

no, this is

Aussies, what in the fuck even is vegemite? What does it taste like? Who came up with it?

this guy gets it. real aussie blokes drink tooheys old...

yeast extract f.a.m

>wog mates

Fuck off

Shiiit haven't had that stuff in years, pretty much goat compared to the majority of Aussie beers.

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