CIN:Suarez cranks two bombs vs Rangers Friday
CLE:Mejia goes 3-for-4 with 3-run HR vs. COL
ATL:Teheran twirls four shutout frames vs Yankees
SF:Belt continues strong spring with two-run HR
SEA:Gordon shows rare power with two-homer day
SEA:Nelson Cruz snaps hitless streak with homer
HOU:Verlander fans eight in five one-run innings
STL:Mikolas fans three in four shutout frames Fri
CHC:Lester spins five scoreless frames vs. Angels
LA:Kenley Jansen (hamstring) scratched Friday
COL:A's near one-year deal with Jonathan Lucroy
ATL:Gohara to have X-rays after spraining ankle
/mlb/
Henry Watson
Camden Sullivan
Bustani
Carter Diaz
Shohei "Top 3" Ohtani .377 OPS in spring training cannot make it up can NOT
make it up
Aaron Hughes
I call him SoShit BUSTani
Ryan Powell
>mad
>at goatani
Benjamin Bennett
It starts with being mad at yourself, then mad at your parents, then mad at the universe, and finally with Ohtani.
Jaxson Flores
But who's to blame?
Surely we must be able to blame someone else.
Wyatt Green
Let's not ask the required questions.
Blake Flores
I personally blame Canada, as the 2003 phenomenon "South Park" memed it.
Leo Reed
Mets vs Yanks today.
Bentley Miller
Who's going to overpay for Arrieta?
Isaiah Thomas
Why do they call him "Big Game Ohtani"?
Jace Cruz
What’s it like being a fan of a small-market team? Legitimately curious
>inb4 Lastros lifelongs
You’re not a small market team
Isaac Reed
being a Pirates fan is legitimately depressing
Aaron Turner
Lads, is buying the 2018 Baseball Prospectus worth it?
Austin Phillips
Rememeber when the "Ohtani is going to be MVP, Cy Young and win the Series all by himself" meme died in the first week of Spring Training? Good times.
Michael Ramirez
Japanophiles on THIS very board were carrying on about he's the next Babe Ruth
lol if Babe Ruth was a shitty nobody maybe, lmao
Carson Jones
For the sake of fairness I have omitted the names of the players in this side-by-side comparison.
Do you consider these players "peers" or on the same level?
Alexander Collins
For me, it's the Cléveland Mejías
Isaac Russell
Yankees are shit.
Hunter Collins
HELL of a post
Ayden Hill
>wake up
>Cubs still miles ahead of every team in the NL
FUCK THIS
Owen Long
Oh shit didn't realize the regular season started already
Isaac Rodriguez
OF COURSE IT HASN'T BUT LOOK AT THEIR ROSTER THEY ARE GOING TO RUN AWAY WITH THE NL CENTRAL AGAIN FUCK THIS
James Phillips
Yankees
Dominic Jones
Post pics of shit in
Hunter Cox
So you're saying the regular season hasn't started? Then I don't care
Samuel Gonzalez
>Cubs play the Who today
Time for the Professor to take them to school.
Zachary Bennett
what is it with lifelongs taking spring training this seriously
Nicholas Lee
grandy man hit another lead off dinger wew
Matthew Long
>detoilet
>giving up a solo donger and grand slam in the 1st inning
William Campbell
I call him Fat Harvey
Angel Collins
teboq
Ethan Richardson
I think he's gonna sit the year out
Connor Long
triple for granderson what the fuck detoilet ahahaha
Connor Bennett
>He doesn't watch spring training intently to see how his team's prospects are developing and to see how his teams starters have improved/regressed in the off season.
Liam Cruz
what is this trash.
get over to the general:
Ethan Torres
Anyone remember when analysts said Jose de Leon for Dozier would've been a great trade for the Twins?
Anyone remember who Jose de Leon is?
Chase Johnson
Brody Price
This.
Juan Rogers
>Lifelong Astros fan since the Biggio days breaks sitewide rules in order to soothe his autism about the necessity of "general" in the title of The Daily Shitpost
Just
ugh
Just stop
Jaxson Cooper
I'm cold and there's only shitty, spring training baseball.
Eli Brooks
>5 posts
>All from 1 poster
The absolute state of Lastro fags
Ethan Peterson
>I'm cold and there's only shitty, spring training baseball.
Have you tried reading the LOTR trilogy or at least watching the films?
Isaiah Gomez
>the absolutely obliterated remains of bombstonia, disasterchussetts
Jordan James
axford still has an arm somehow
Gabriel Lopez
What baseball team best represents this scene?
Sebastian Brooks
braves after they got scalped for doing the same shenanigans everyone does in the international market
Daniel King
Give me (You)s regarding the attached image.
Luke King
this was unnecessary user
you only humilated yourself
Cooper Carter
Testify brother
Nathaniel Turner
why would anyone be surprised by this? have you actually looked at the crowds at wrigley? baseball's demographics are older but wrigley is an urbanite boomer playground
Gavin Adams
>When you fuck up so badly that ABG shits on you.
Mason Russell
>Lastros
Grayson Ross
i was only advising him lol
Tyler Mitchell
One lucky meme championship doesn't make up for 108 years of comic, pathetic ineptitude.
Kayden Nelson
>The Toronto Blue Jays organization will never again utter this mans name on television or newsprint because he was a chad in the office
Who /manalyst/ here? He's got a youtube channel for his frills-free bants now
Michael Phillips
You gotta drop the hammer on people to make them learn.
Parker Sullivan
best tripfriend on the site has spoken.
king solomon has rendered his verdict.
Ian Morris
White Sox @ Cubs gamethread
Caleb Ortiz
Who /womanalyst/ here? He's got a youtube channel for his frills-free bants now
Isaac Hill
You’re just jealous my man
Wyatt Ross
SEETHING!!!!!!!
Joshua Edwards
>Disastros
Jaxson Watson
>having a game thread for fucking preseason
Can we nuke all of Chicago already?
Brandon Perry
>tfw the beloved Cubs hat you’ve had for almost 20 years is about to wear out completely and you need to get a new one
Brandon Mitchell
Nobody believes this lie.
Dylan Cruz
>implying i’m lying
Ian Diaz
>Preseason
Looks like we got a tourist here.
Luis Hill
Just wash it with bio green clean, it might bring back some of the color.
Brandon Hill
The snaps are mostly busted off
Ayden Nelson
I flat-out said you're lying, you and your thrift store cap plus lice eggs you bought for $5 so you could post an image on Sup Forums sideways like a newfaggot
Carson Foster
>thinking the mlb didn't come out with a old, tattered, food stained cubs clothing line for the lifelongers to wear..."vintage"
Easton Cox
You're f
...you got him.
Lucas Turner
>Getting mad about hats
Cheer up lads, have a lil hat pic
Kayden Adams
>implying you’re not devastated that my hat is older than you
Sebastian Cooper
tell me another conspiracy, the more original the better. you must have a few.
Nathan Turner
you've already been exposed. you can stop posting that ugly shitty NON-FITTED hat.
you either bought that shit in some greasy hipster store and now have lice or Manfred collected your shekekels with the "lifelong vintage line"
Andrew Anderson
Why are you posting a picture of yourself?
Carter Morgan
>the pot calling the kettle fat.
Andrew Scott
fat racist piece of shit
Easton Hernandez
You're fat, and a hypocrite.
Sebastian Jenkins
>I love being high T
t. fat bald fatass
Tyler Phillips
Fuck off you stupid fat cocksucker
Camden Wood
Why is my hat angering you so much?
Gavin Phillips
Who else has their humidor stocked for opening day(s)? I gotta get my humidity level up to 75ish though. I'm using this synthetic stuff, but I think I'm gonna switch back to distilled water.
Anthony Allen
Colorado and Arizona have theirs stocked. Also synthetic vs distilled? You have ultimate autism
Robert Cook
Is there a /comfier/ feeling in the world than watching Spring Training baseball when it's raining outside?
Henry Murphy
>Colorado and Arizona have theirs stocked
based reference
>synthetic vs distilled? You have ultimate autism
you need to keep an eye on your hydrometer if you want your cigar's wraps to stay moist but not too moist.
Alexander Torres
Where's the lie though?
Adrian Allen
change only the team he supports and he'd be the same as you, fat fuck
Austin Nguyen
You envision yourself as worldly when you're actually planetary.
Nicholas Kelly
Say goodnight fatso
Nathan Watson
Who can stop us?
Ryder Green
What’s wrong with NON-FITTED hats?
Landon Price
fucking nobody
Thomas Hill
they're fine if they say Callaway, Titleist, Nike, or Taylor Made
baseball hats should be fitted you casual.
Carson Miller
the hat police is here lmfao
Jordan Martinez
More like the fat police
Chase Ramirez