Have you ever met a celebrity?

Have you ever met a celebrity?

Bonus points if you have masturbated to said celevrity.

I met Ewan McGregor when I worked as an extra on American Pastoral. He was nice. Jennifer Connelly was also around but didn't talk to anyone.

Was the interaction with Ewan personal or him directing you? From what I understand Connelly is extremely introverted and doesn't talk much in general.

I used to caddy for a celebrity golf tournament that had a number of A list stars

Charles Barkley is like the coolest person in the world
Michael Jordan is a complete dick but that's not exactly a secret. I saw him refuse to sign an autograph for the son of another celebrity who was in the locker room. He just looked at this kid in the face and told him to leave him alone, I've never seen someone so heartbroken and it was an 8 year old kid
Joe Theissman is a really, really nice guy and it's best if you don't bring up his horrible injury

A celebrity is someone who the general population can identify, not a random pornstar you fucking cuck.

fuck I owe him a blowjob

Just a little chit chat when we were both getting coffee. It was not a big budget movie so everyone got stuff from the same craft services area.

me on the left

Bill Clinton held my daughter at a rally in '08.

I met Michael Jackson years ago when I worked security guard for HMV on Oxford Street. Spoke to him for a few minutes. Funny story desu, another thread maybe.

I didn't wank over him though. I hope he didn't wank over me either.

Pornstars have more followers on social media than most real celebrities.

Really makes you think.

jesse eisenberg panera drive thru

he did a bit more than holding her I'm afraid

Me on the right

>I hope he didn't wank over me
yeah about that...

Post the story, senpai. If you don't want to post it in this thread then go make an MJ thread.

Neat.

>tfw kagney has done so few scenes lately
are the drugs hitting her too hard?

at least he didn't give her to Hillary, she would have drained her life force.

I'm sure you felt ecstatic. Elated.

Didnt really "meet" anyone but I went to a film/comic con in London a couple years ago and almost completely wiped out Summer Glau.

You realize she's crazy and has tried to kill herself a few times, right?

The only thing that has saved her so far is that she cuts the wrong way.

Y'know what, I could tell immedietly that he was gay. It's weird I'd never noticed it before, but meeting him it was just obvious. Whether he was a pedo or not idk, I'd like to think he wasn't but ffs the evidence against him was damning.

That makes Michael Jordan more of a dick than Nixon, even fucking Nixon stopped for autographs. He even has a quote about it

Met Brad Pitt at a film festival in Austin. He was pretty chill, this was way before the marriage troubles. It was just a brief chat.

>black dude with a gf
>still /ourguy/
Based Monte.

I don't really care, I just want to see her get railed on camera some more

I thought you meant Gnarls Barkley for a second lol

I assume that because he was so otherworldly in general that the gayness didn't stick out that much.

not surprised at all about jordan. guy is supposedly the biggest asshole in the world. rumored to have also gotten his father killed because he refused to pay gambling debts even though he was richer than god.

he also apparently had like 10 hoes that he banged in every NBA city but i guess like 95% of NBA players do that.

it seems like celebrity athletes are either awesome or awful. i think it stems from the fact that most of them have been chad thundercocks their entire lives with people fawning over them. only other celebrities that are similar are child stars and we all know how they turn out.

me on the left

Met Sean Penn at Disneyland. We both had young children who wanted to see Pluto. Spent about 2 minutes talking about things kids do.

I've met: John Carpenter, George A. Romero, Zach Galligan (Gremlins, Gremlins 2: The New Batch) and James Marshall (Twin Peaks, A Few Good Men)

I bought meet n greet tickets for John Carpenter's NY concert, there was a massive line of people behind me so I only got to talk with him for a minute. There's not much I can say about him, he was nice.

I met George A. Romero, Zach Galligan and James Marshall at a horror convention.
George was great, I got to talk with him for a few minutes and he was extremely friendly.
Zach was fine, I talked with him for just a couple of minutes.
James was one of the nicest people I've ever met, I got to have some very long conversations with him and he gave me a signed photo for free.

making me hard this pic is

Me and my family had dinner with Tom Hanks. He really is as nice as he seems. He gave a lecture at a college and we had him over to our house after and there were a bunch of students there and he took selfies with all of them even though it took like 45 minutes. Also just a good conversationalist like he made anyone in the conversation feel like they were included and acknowledged and answered their questions really eloquently

Did you ask him about The Burbs?

How many of them do you think have boners?

Masturbated to old Traci Lords videos since I was young. Met her at a convention a few years ago. Not gonna lie, it was kinda hard to look her in the eye.

Basically, we'd shut the store for a few hours and he came in and did some shit, idk, buying CD's I think, I didn't see him at that time, anyway.. an hour later.. a crowd had gathered outside, and I was part of the entourage who's task it was to get him out of the store through the front doors and into his car.

So, me and around 8 other HMV security are in a huddle by the doors and he comes around with his own 8 security.. "Hi, I'm Michael" shaking all our hands and shit, we're all starstruck, anyway the doors open and we all bail out trying to keep MJ away from people.

There was probably about 50-100 people outside, screaming, and for some reason, an old woman around 80 was thick in the middle of it. Proper old, crooked old haggard bitch. So, somehow we all bundle into this old woman, she lands on her arse, the car door opens and MJ jumps in. He then shouts..."WAITT!! STOP!", he reaches out of the car, picks up the old woman, pulls her into the car, and off they went.

Shit was crazy. It all happened in seconds. Fuck knows what happened to the old woman. Must've been 1999, maybe 2000.

Met Jerry Springer while he was out getting ice cream, cool guy, really down to earth

I don't see how it'd be hard to look someone in the eye you fap to. You should be looking them up and down if nothing else.

You never fapped to hot FB friends you hang out with, your best buddies GF, or friends of friends? Come on now.

What are porn conventions like?
What did you tell her?

>me on the left

I met Sophie Turner a couple years back. Still never seen anything she was in so still don't give a shit

It was at a local club, she tried the classic upside down twerk and my friend being a bit special tried to talk to her but basically just said she couldn't twerk for 3 minutes

>later
>walking from club to fish and chip store
>she runs past me with friend
>ahead of me in line
>orders sausage, fish, chicken
>NO CHIPS
>I turn to my friend
>'they have bbq chicken and pizza, but no bbq chicken pizza on the menu
>she turns around
>'just ask them to make it for you'
>I did
>tasted pretty good

and that was about my interaction with her

>FB friends
>friends
heh, good one

>Ari doing Jewish Minion scene

I would literally cut my dick off and give it to Ariana Grande

I believe it. I saw one where she starts crying, and obviously doesn't want to continue. Feels bad. Couldn't fap to it.

...

>I've met: John Carpenter

Lucky bastard! An actual legend.

Worked at a starbucks in nyc
kstew was around twice
peed in the cup both times and rubbed my dick on the rim
last year
she has my dna in her

>fish and chip store
>store
amerifat detected, nice larping though

>I believe it
There are pictures of her in the hospital and from her cutting scars. I'm sure someone has them. Her meth binge twitter rants were legendary.

Man I wish someone saved Jennifer White arriving an hour late to some Brazzers live video, only to pass out and puke on everything.

I don't know what it was really. I have talked to other people I fapped to but she was weird for some reason.

It wasn't a porn convention. Just a pop culture/movie convention. She won't talk about the porn stuff so I talked to her about Cry Baby and just said it was one of me and my gf's favorite movies. She was really nice and still pretty hot. Weird how she went from loli hot to milf hot.

You might get a chance to meet him, senpai. He does horror conventions every once in a while and he might do another music tour.

At least you weren't hoverhanding

she was kind of an ugly duckling. a little chubby too.

just spend too much time talking to americans
this was the snapchat I took when she was first pointed out, didn't want to go right up for a pic but wanted some proof

From what I can see at least 2

I have met various celebs at conventions, but the first celeb I met was Loretta Swit at a Gem and Jewelry show in Houston in the late 90's. She had a booth hawking her line of jewelry. I was in high school, but I had watched reruns of MASH. Just said hello and told her I liked the show.

Also, nicest Trek actors I have met at cons are Armin Shimmerman, Garrett Wang, and Robert O'Reilly.

is this fatty TayTay?

Met Thom Yorke outside an M&S in Oxford - expected him to be a cock, actually seemed pretty chill. Walked past Nicholas Cage in Somerset like 10 years ago, dude was in an all black suit with sunglasses and a black cowboy hat - no one fucking believed me and then like 3 days later it was in the paper that he'd bought a castle in the area.