/mlb/ general - TRASH MASCOTS edition

COL: A's agree to $6.5 million deal with Lucroy
CIN: Suarez cranks two bombs vs Rangers Friday
CLE: Mejia goes 3-for-4 with 3-run HR vs. COL
ATL: Teheran twirls four shutout frames vs Yankees
SF: Belt continues strong spring with two-run HR
SEA: Gordon shows rare power with two-homer day
SEA: Nelson Cruz snaps hitless streak with homer
HOU: Verlander fans eight in five one-run innings
STL: Mikolas fans three in four shutout frames Fri
CHC: Lester spins five scoreless frames vs. Angels
LAD: Kenley Jansen (hamstring) scratched Friday
COL: A's near one-year deal with Jonathan Lucroy

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FIRST for WORLD CHAMPS

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SECOND for SEASON DOESN'T ACTUALLY START UNTIL MARCH 29

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THIRD for MARIJUANAS

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Hey look, it's the thread

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>generals

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It begins

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Indeed.

Lance Lynn to the twins for one year $12 mil

>Twins
Are they, dare I say it, back?

Mets fan?

Good OP for once

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>The Berlin Wall was still up
>East Timor was not a country yet
>The Aral Sea was still a body of water
>The Space shuttle program was still state-of-the-art
>The Hubble Telescope was still under development
>Mars rovers were still only on paper
>Digital cameras weren't household items yet


Going for 30 in 2018!!!

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Actual thread is here

>implying this is a general

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simpler times

ALL ABOARD

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gonna need a few more natties before >we get taken seriously, alas

>SEA: Gordon shows rare power with two-homer day
>SEA: Nelson Cruz snaps hitless streak with homer
/OURYEAR/

SEA: Felix (forearm) aims for mound work this week
WAS: Eaton (knee) has played in minor league games
MIN: Twins release veteran SP Anibal Sanchez
STL: Carpenter (back) playing in intrasquad game
LAD: Buehler strikes out five in win over Cubs
SEA: Marjama's inside-the-park homer downs Reds
PIT: Kuhl pummeled for eight runs in 2 1/3 by O's
MIL: Knebel day to day after tweaking left knee
KC: Bonifacio suspended 80 games for PED test
HOU: Keuchel fans five in 3 2/3 shutout innings
SF: Longoria day to day with ankle joint soreness
ATL: Peterson homers, drives in four runs on Sat.

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>muh nigga

The Phillies are finally a legitimate threat in the NL East again.

TRUE THREAD

>Already has less posts and posters.
Come join the real thread gentlemen, you don't want to stick around with some Lastro who's samefagging

Not a general.

Posting in the only /mlb/ general.

YANKS

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Jazzy is a cunt

DOYERS

who is that refined caucasian

You have 30 seconds to give a reason why the Nats WON'T win it all this year.

SPOILERS: You cannot.

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>5 new posts
>Only 1 new poster
The state of OP using all his images to try and keep this thing alive.

>keeping track of the number of posters over time
Wow, someone's autistic.

Anyone catch DA M'S today?

CUSB

walgreens stock is down 15 percent over the past year

Why is this trash mascots edition when Mr. Redlegs is great?

Morning, fellas.

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>Ohio

Sup dads

Neil Walker to Yankees: 1 yr 5 mil

Pending Physical

Daddies

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He seems upset.

wat

>grug not like it when Red flying creature win stickball games

chekt and IT'S A ME, ITALIAN-A BASE-A-BALL

GONNA ORDER ME A PIZZA, LADS

PIZZA WAS DELICIOUS, LADS

good morning Dads.

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Sneks and Rockies improved in the off-season so it's entirely possible the Dodgers don't even make the post-season.

Glad it was good pizza my lad

Rockies are going to be 4th in division, its the same situation as last year for the dodgers where they have to really fuck up really bad to miss playoffs

we'll see, should be fun

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>bandwagoning bourgeoisie

The best

was it kino?

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what did the snakes improve? Bullpen? the same that choked the series away in the post and added another choker on top of that
oh no its the offense that improved right? same one that got shutdown in the post season

what about the rocks? same team from last year essentially
same people that had a division lead and continuously lost game after game nearly ending their season early had it not been for the cards shitting the bed

TEX: Rangers option Willie Calhoun to Triple-A
NYM: Wright (back, shoulder) shut down for 8 weeks
NYM: Yoenis Cespedes goes for X-rays on wrist
NYM: Swarzak (calf) to pitch in minors game Wed.
OAK: Jharel Cotton to undergo MRI on elbow
MIA: Realmuto (back) to rest for a few days
NYM: Conforto hopes to make spring debut next week
PHI: Jake Arrieta intends to be ready for season
COL: Gonzalez officially re-signs with Rockies
PHI: Tommy Joseph designated for assignment
PHI: Phils announce 3-yr, $75M pact with Arrieta
SEA: King Felix (arm) aims for mound work Tues.

>my name is jose altuve
>you deport my family
>prepare to die

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xth for TANKING

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Wow the Braves actually look like a real threat this year. would this the quickest worst to first in baseball history?

For me, its the Cleveland Indians.

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Surely you mean WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWINDIANS

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But Redlegs is a good mascot/logo

Yes

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This

>barves

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>Are those big in Brazil?
not much, people prefer fifurr or piesss over other sports games

>When haven't they?
in Ocident, since 2012 when 2k Stopped making games, since them was mostly only MLB The Show or that shity game that MLB.com tries to sell using nostalgia factor

well done to manage this for 4 days

you arent a humilation anymore congrats

JAP BASEBALL NEWS (repost due bump edition)

NPB
>Tigers play last pre-season game on Koshien stadium tomorrow vs Tokyo Yakult Swallows

>Number one drafter Kotaro Kiyomiya out with diagnosed localized peritonitis
>Kotaro dont had a good pre-season with Fighters, maybe associated with this problem

>Koji Uehara already praticing with Jap Jints

Spring Koshien + HS Baseball News

>Osaka Toin´s best player is out of tournament, throwing a dobut if Osaka Toin will be able to defend the senbatsu championship

>Senbatsu Teams already are on their way to Nishinomiya, schools done farewell party before they go

>Practices in Koshien Stadium will start in March 18 (4 days before tournament), each team will have 30mins

>Also, Asahi lunched the 100th Summer Koshien motto, it will be "The 100th Serious Summer" or「本気の夏、100回目。」

>Last year´s 3rd year players finnaly starts to graduate and say goodbye for school life and starts being true salaryman slaves or goes to college study for another 4 years

(Photo: 2017 Summer Koshien Champions 3rd Year graduation by Asahi Shimbun)

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Samefagging is always a mark of shame.
But it takes a special type of autism to keep a thread like this alive on Sup Forums for 4 days.

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>But it takes a special type of autism to keep a thread like this alive on Sup Forums for 4 days.

an type of autism that i am never close to reach

That's a dark path you don't want to go down my associate, just shine on with your Japanese Baseball stuff.

Def pissboi tier

>just shine on with your Japanese Baseball stuff
dont worry, i will nerver go to dark path

>unique posters
looks like he didn't do it alone, but you do seem upset

CUSB

>actual general

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So, do royals do better this year than last year or no?

>Royos
I'm not familiar with that organization

>big fat guy
>Kansas City

Checks out.

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didi is elite

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>st offday

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LETS GO YANKIIS

The Phillies signed Jake Arrieta

Probably about the same or a little worse. Their roster didn't change all that much.

What team is that?

Lots worse, we lost WAR leader Cain and instead of having a bullpen with a couple of above average pieces it's a complete dumpster fire from top to bottom
The free agent signings put em under 100 losses, but they're all midseason trade chips anyway

pale hose

not TRASHSCOTS

ASPECT RATIO

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>PHI: Jake Arrieta intends to be ready for season
>intentions
>philly

This has literally never worked out.

I'd finish the season in HER basement, if you know what I mean.

>1STROS

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Reminder that lifelong Biggios cared so much about the word "general" being in the title of a thread that they bumped this throwaway for 4 days with false flagged support from 5+ different teams
That is some deep and powerful autism