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Edition: Thursday evening with the lads.

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is there such thing as carbon neutral, lads?

1 SSD on sale for black friday and its 1tb
mad mad mad!

My greatest goal in life is to get (you)s from /brit/ but I fail everytime. Why are you guys so difficult to get replies from?

>too shy to put my dick into a hole
ruminations of a protoypical soyboy, everyone.
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gonna sound like a bit of a bender perhaps, but - i cannot fathom how people eat such a heavy breakfast?

i don't get how you can eat fried egggs, fried bacon, fried meat, fried bed soaked in butter and beans for breakfast without feeling like your stomach feeling like a gas filled baloon all day.

strasserite gf tbqh lads

Haha going to sit down and watch Reddit Things on Netflix then play xbox and eat processed food

fuck off

@82150726
we pride ourselves about the quality of our (You)s and posts la
tis nothing but a gimmick la

>he's a stomachlet
oh dear

utter bender

people ITT right now unironically think Sargon is a rorke

i dont reply to Sw*des

it's not breakfast idiot

>tis nothing but a gimmick la
can you elaborate please?

Any NWO man in?

Absolutely crushing just realising I had a soy bar for lunch and Ive bought ten more of them because they were cheap and easy protein. What the fuck do I do with them.

SSD is fucking useless expensive shit

not for me. no thanks

>a bit of a bender
understatement of the century

I'm fucking serious, virgins don't have the same confidence that sexually active people have. You can tell if someone's a virgin by the way they present themselves, walk, react to things etc

>BBC News comments sections are always pro brexit in top comments
>comments section on an article about the reduced growth is all anti brexit

>people ITT right now unironically think about Sargon's political ideas

read a fucking book

>SSD is fucking useless expensive shit

fucking capitalist

>190cm master race
not for me, personally. i'm just not a fan

Become my gf (male)

You consume them

A little soy is a small sacrifice for some protein, you’ll never make it otherwise

>SSD is fucking useless expensive shit

soyboy

im not disputing that. just telling you to fuck off. fuck women

unironically noticed this too

burn them and join the army

Remember Poochester Shitty's Brave Robinho?

ME USE METAL DISK TO STORE SHAMAN BRAINS

>190cm master race
oh yes please. love a bit of that

i eat a sturdy bowl of oats in the morning with a few fruits in them.

its good for lifting, keeps me feeling full until lunch (Where i only need a light lunch of an egg and cress sandie) and doesn't make me feel weighed down and lethargic.

I would eat something analogous to english breakfast after lifting or in the evening - albeit with less frying and less butter. i just can't imagine eating it first thing in the morn

>he's not a strasserist

>are rorkes really such manly specimens? I always imagine sargon/woes looking guys.

>fat, unkempt, not really attractive facially, undeserved smug air of self-accomplishment.

anyone tried DMT

What have you bought your gf for Christmas, lads?

Surely the test generated from squats and diddlies will cancel them out. Maybe I'll jut eat them on those gains. Or will that cuck my gains completely. Ughhhh I cant even.

these people here on /brit/ are sad and have depressing lives, leave them alone

I'm so manly that dogs like to sniff my bollocks

ebin blog post

/subscribed

didn't refute my point.

leftists ARE skinny, longhaired, weak hipster betas sure.

rorkes ARE fat, unkempt, ugly smug neets.

centrists are normal huamns

>Christmas
not for me, personally. i'm just not a fan
>gf
oh yes please. love a bit of that

the gf

>82150726
>82150951
sametwat

love dressing up in my dog fursuit and sniffing this one blokes bollocks haha
all a laugh in the end

what is your end game?

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Look at the top comments on this one for example

I'm so manly that benders like to lick my bollocks

YO MUMS CUNTJUICE LAD I DRINK THAT SHIT FOR BREAKFAST CHEERS ON THE TITFUCKING I DO ON UR MUM EVERYDAY

Same but with loads of low fat greek yogurt or skyr for the (non-soy) protein for the gains and keeping me fuller longer. Get on it the £1.40 aldi stuff is fuel.

ye, didn't make break through tho

don't bother buying people presents. don't expect any presents either.

190 cm master race where do you see yourself in 10 years time?

alri wilfred

>centrists are normal humans

centrists all have tiny dicks

no, but i sure will

>gf
oh yes please. love a bit of that

>‘CBS This Morning’ Is ‘Begging’ Oprah To Come Fill In For Charlie Rose

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>christmas
kafirs, hope none of you will be partaking

*comes into the thread*
oh god not the autist swedes

wish i had one, i'd treat her to a week long getaway and snuggle and cuddle and fuck the whole time haha

but i don't have one so i won't

i eat cottage cheese before bed
find it to be chaeper and less of a meme than 'greek yoghurt' and 'skyr' and 'quark'.

i also eat my oats with ample milk.

glorified jihadists

ok

>gf
oh yes please. bring it here lads, love a bit of that

why the fuck do yanks come here
jog on

>he didn't succeed in the Gf before Christmas Challenge 2017

>swedish
no thanks, not for me. get it away

they're trying to kill christmas

The Ashes? Fucking love cricket, me.

t. Braindead

housemate gave me some chipotle chilli flakes and boy howdy they're spicy.

love cheap indie shite

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Bought Scotch and Canadian whiskey
The Canadian whiskey is awful

unemployment

>christmas
oh yes please. bring it here lads, love a bit of that

wew you guys know how to fuck up even a decent piece of meat

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>ywn sauna with pelagea

DID THE MAD HIT THE BALL WITH A STICK

/GF2018/ prospects look very bad lads

Bloodborne or DS3 lads?

this is a swedish general now

only brainlets dont like cricket fact

mad how the NME have giving like 10 records this year 5 stars

*man

saunas aren't supposed to be mixed iirc

bloodborne obviously
ds3 is shit

>no contact from associates about going out tomorrow

don't reply to sw*des

Answer us you fucking British cunts.

Swedish feeling matter.

Yeah was thinking about it today. The time before last time I was on an inflatable chair listening to 'brazil'by Jobim and when I came back down through the ceiling I was doing these weird hand symbols, ok symbol on right, left palm out but inverted and everything looled like futurama. Last time I did it with a mirror about three inches in front of my face but I dont really remember that one.

...

>unemployment
not for me, personally. i'm just not a fan