/mls/ general - Unidentified Fan edition (ft. /ayy/+/wog/)

>SATURDAY 3/10
Columbus Crew vs Montreal Impact 3-2
New England Revolution vs Colorado Rapids 2-1
Real Salt Lake vs LAFC 1-2, Halftime
Chicago Fire vs Sporting KC, 6pm
Houston Dynamo vs Vancouver Whitecaps, 6pm
NY Red Bulls vs Portland Timbers, 7pm
Orlando City vs Minnesota United, 7:30pm

>SUNDAY 3/11
Atlanta United vs DC United, 3pm EST
NYCFC vs LA Galaxy, 5pm

>Implying NASL
>USL 1 (USL 3 coming 2019)
uslsoccer.com/usl-schedule
>NWSL (all the flavor, half the calories)
nwslsoccer.com/schedule
>AYY lmao
a-league.com.au
>CPL
canpl.ca
>Fantasy Bullshit
L95KHZEJ
MP9FU5SE

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First for TFC beating tiggers

Second for based Chicago

who /ChicanoFC/ here?

4th for 500 post bump limit

>its another LA wins weekend

>potato

Sixth for I don't get it

its a joke about MLS' volunteer refs

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

lmao, get rekt scrubs

Love watching MLS on Twitter with one of my favorite players, CARLOSH BAYLA.

Jesus Christ this commentary.

I hope the cute mormon girls aren't sad.

>That one RSL fan laughing at the LAFC player getting taking a ball to the face
Based mormon 12 year old

SavariNO!

Wow, that looks like a 12 year old. Bashing his head in early, Taylor Twellman would be proud.
Also lel nice miss.

Okay now I really hope the cute mormon girls aren't sad.

LA might be pretty fun this year. I don't think their roster depth's going to take them very far, but they'll at least be fun to watch.

I have lost hope. I feel their collective sadness.

>The Reality of Salt Lake

Fire this announcer into the sun

lmao they're making Benny Feilhaber look good. Salt Lake is shit

>Getting trashed at home by the new spic team

>5 minutes
Finish this game Toledo

That does look like a real comfy place to watch a game though.
>High 50s
>That sun
>Those mountains in the distance

Stop doing this
Just stop

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Make MLS anime again

>5(five)-1

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fantasy is fugged, fucking mormons.

Based Rev weaboos

>LgAy GaYlaxy blown out

SKC scored a goal!

>shitcago

witnessed and truth

friendly reminder not to cross the line

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>TFW the good guys don't play this weekend

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>good guys
>bad soccer players

>pooston

>chicago is shit again
and all is well in the universe once more

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>literally letting Brek Shea score on you

what’s the least plastic MLS team?

>not letting Brek Shea fugg ur boipussy

Big Strong San Jose, objectively

DC United

Portland

Now that LAFC is in town, and Galaxy have spent 2 seasons purging fans, its never been safer to be a Galaxyfag.

>aurelien fallin

klein was a former goats plant

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fuck tim weah, ben mines for national team

>that goal

wew lads this game

i've never even heard of a lot of these red bulls players

oh no no no, Andre Blake is the second best keeper in the region behind Navas

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>our goalie is good
lel

>this mad he doesn't have a god fearing jamaican lanklet on his local team

>thought >we might actually be good again
>turns out portland is just a dumpster fire

>de academy raßenballspört
Literally Who's (can't stop us)

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>NYPD navigation skills

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Reminder that Red Bull, RSL and Union form the holy trinity of youth development, Dallas once held a spot but has since lost it to the Union since they were exposed to be memes

>dat Chicago late game implosion

>NJ Police
>NYPD

the more things change, the more they stay the same

>only time in my life i wish i was at shitty toyota park

Oh well, going to cooler MLS away games this year. That game was fucking tits, makes up for last week.

Ladies and gentlemen, your Orlando City SC MVP

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zardes is scoring
some of us are still in bizarro world

Etienne plays like a high school kid lol

Worst homer commentators in the league: nyrb or revs?

NYRB.

What did they mean by this?

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>played seattlel and rslel
I'm not convinced

>when your league tries so hard to cash in on millenial nostalgia, they bring back Chivas

>Rivas... not close, with the final hit
Some things never change

Minnesota is now FUCKED

For me it's the loon s

what team would you need to see them beat first.
not a fan, just curious who you think the big dogs are now.
All teams seem kinda forced to be mediocre due to the salary cap.

>tfw no qt physio to carry you off the field

Literally none of them. MLS is shit.

flyovers on suicide watch, amigos

we've already won, the playoffs are just a bonus now

and how bout this rain? Its gonna be a comfy night

shut up ya fucking virgin, we're the best league in the americas at the very least, don't make me bully you

Mediocre in the world wide top level view? Of course.
Don't forget all 3 MLS teams beat their mexican counterparts while both being younger and spending less

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fucking loons
my fantasy team is on suicide watch

i wish the supporters shield was held in higher regard. it's more impressive than mls cup in my opinion. being the best team over 8 or 9 months is harder than picking off ducks in a knockout tournament who may not even be in form still.

Finlay is fast, and that orlando defender is not

>all those cucks saying that ocsc were contenders

Thanks for all that Dom cash. He's gonna dick you around, not finish, pick up random knocks, then fuck off to the Championship ASAP.

based loo ns

Why does Ibarra look like he's 40?

It normally is, it's just in a weird position right now with the CCL realignment only having two spaces per year for USOC & MLS Cup. Been some highly contested years like 2013.

based homegrowns and random euros

orlando is so bad, poor yotun

The "Supporter's" Shield is meaningless until every team has the same competition.

Some fucks who get regular games against DC and Revs and only have to take a train or bus to most games don't deserve to be considered champs over those who don't

Was in response to

On paper they are a great team. I don't get it.

Is it the year of the Bull?

ummm sweetie, the east is stronger than the west, basically anyone playing in the west since last year shouldn't be in contention for the SS

Wew this is too close
>5'

I was actually joking, t.b.h.
I think 2 games is pretty early to judge an expansion team, especially with seattle still in ccl, and rsl being ass, especially defensively. That being said, it looks like they'll be able to score goals, so who knows.

Red Bulls are a good team, don't get me wrong

But the West is pretty bad, other than maybe LAFC

Because there is actual competition in the west instead of getting to play meme teams like Philly, Montreal, and Orlando multiple times a season.