>only one lil eggroll?
Only one lil eggroll?
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>Pay for my health insurance.
This is the devil's playground
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Would these two get along?
Why doesn't it just stop eating?
Because he's the big boss man
>You will never be a chubby monkey happily eating food that tourists throw to you
how do these even move
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If you keep feeding it there's no problem
What happened to eggroll guy?
Surely he must be dead by now.
>tfw I'll never get to be a comfy fat chimp that just eats and sleeps
Any link to the James K episode? Preferably not on YouTube, because it's either out of sync or sped up or some crap.
They got to this guy though. He got sent to Monkey Fat Camp where he has to drop to 17.5 lbs at the direction of Monkey Dr. Now. Not even the monkies are safe
Turns out...
I WILL CALL THE COPS IF YOU DONT GET ME A PIZZA
>chimp
sure you can
as long as you live in anything resembling a 1st world country
DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS
Ahahahahah
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i vant you to lose 18 pound in 5 second ok
Big Monkey fella
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Ahhh, YES
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CAYOOT
thicc
le monke
UUUU
lmao eurocucks
how is this shit allowed in america?
because america is the land of the free
you can do whatever you want
>Implying you aren't paying for this monstrosities medical bill
Socialism is the opposite of freedom.
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This is animal abuse
Actually, socialism for medical bills and shit would be fine, we just need more societal pressure so that people don't turn into gigantic blobs.
I don't believe that people should be bullied or tormented, but fat acceptance is not healthy
Poor cat.
What are your owners feeding you?
Ricky- OH FUCK OFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HAHA..
Is this a meme?
>Actually, socialism for medical bills and shit would be fine
Stopped reading right there.
You're never going to stop people from making dumb decisions by telling them not to with big expensive pointless campaigns and simultaneously paying them for their bad decisions.
There is such a thing a free will. People who want to eat a lot all the time and don't work out, will get fat. Not because of "fat acceptance", but because that's what they decided to do. This will always happen until the end of the universe.
Now the question becomes should I and my children pay for those people. I say no. Because that is against my freedoms. I don't invade on his to stuff his fat face. You shouldn't invade on mine to decide who and what I give my money to.
Looks like the cat that sat on Jennifer Lawrence's pussyhole.
>Ehhhh, some agency in America, ages ago, captured a criminal but nobody'd ever seen his face. Bag comes off, turns out, big monkey fella gets in charge and crashes the plane. No survivors. Weird, innit
That cat is living the phat life
Jesus Christ, my ...awesome stroke, fuck , I'll never laugh again,I burst my laughing machine
This raccoon should be the president, I would literally follow him thru gates of hell, as long as he roles.
Every meeting of world leaders, you just let this raccoon roll and every delegate of any country can come
to just one conclusion:"this raccoon knows what's he doing, we need to follow."
Fuck, I'm happy now
ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
GOT PLACES TO GO
GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW
Kek
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I want to bully this cat.
I hate animal abusers, I believe sadism is petty and neurotic and don't respect it, but lord have mercy keep me away from that cat. Something would come over me and I'd tease and torment it for hours while giggling to myself like a little bitch.
this made me laugh, how did you find a monkey toy that stands just like Dr. Now
Imagine it trying to do cat things while being too fat to do them. Getting mad at you for moving its food to places it is too fat to jump to or climb up to, its failed attempts, the noises it makes. There would be something complete and final about the hours we spend together before I finally get bored. Like this had to happen.
why don't you mind your own fuckin business for once
>implying you aren't paying for this monstrosities medical bill
I'm not, thankfully.
what would compel a racoon to do this?
Feels good man
Boredom. Fun. Same reason any of us would.
way too fat desu
>u sittin in ur pad n this nigga rols up an slaps ur gf on the ass
wat do?
>Socialized healthcare is bad because fat people
That tunnel vision is intense
Sup Forums in a nutshell.
fucking le monke
>Actually, socialism for medical bills and shit would be fine, we just need more societal pressure so that people don't turn into gigantic blobs.
And the best pressure would be letting them die if they themselves can't affort to take care of themselves, something which goes against your little socialist idea.
Is it really that outrageous that people should be responsible for themselves especially when you compare it to basically throwing around with other peoples money?
tried to search just the quote and found this
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big ligre
this is kinda sad
Same thing that compels me to tug on my weenie: boredom.
Is this Poe's Law?
too much want
tiger trips
it's either this or being turned into traditional boner medicine
Looks like a decorative egg.
Hey guys what's going on here
>Sup Forums is getting cheap laughs from animal abuse
how you guys are proud
Lewd
It looks like a head itch started it.
sleep tite meow meow
What happened to this guy?
Too soon, man. Too soon.
THICC
he got big
its great when a google image search works so well.
socialism took over
>but its fried rice
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I finally have a reason to post this
What's funny is that even though this thing is so fucking fat, it could probably still outrun the average american.
GLORFLEEEEDG :D:D:D:D
Public forum mostly
Is that Pierce Brosnan's cat
What was this guy up to?
Looks comfy.
t. double the price of healthcare compared to second place
wait how is THAT possible? Isnt the tiger in captivity? I mean its not like they threw entire buffets at the thing did they
aye white boi
Animals eat until they puke or die from complication. Dangerous parallel to modern human.
yeah but the zoo keeper is the one feeding them, you have to blatantly throw TONS of meat at them
>Next time on my 60 pound life