This was better than The Thing

this was better than The Thing

no
but it was very good
you're entitled to your opinion though

>The
>VVITCH

Why specify that one movie in particular? I mean they both have a vague 'it could be [person]!' vibe but overall they're very different movies

Name a better directorial debut than The Witch

I will wait

MY LORD MY JESUS SAVE ME

fucked up tbqh

apart from some nice cinematography this movie has nothing going for it

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That comparison is pretty fucking retarded faggot OP.

The Witch was better than Spiderman 2.

you take that back right now you foppy-haired kike son of a penny pincher

The Witch was better than Back to the Future Part 3

snoozefest with tryhard cinematography(which means nothing in this age of cameras technology btw)
10/10 movie you're right

What a bizarre and autistic comparison.

>snoozefest

found the pleb

it actually is the best horror movie of this decade though

The VVitch is better than a subway station.

remind me what made The Thing so fucking sick

I think this was way better then The Thing.

You can't really compare them, tho.

except The Thing is a classic, this is flavor of the month and you have no proper frame of reference to make such claims in the first place.

The Thing was made 36 years ago

The Witch was better than Citizen Kane

The VVitch was better than police academy 3

>muh nostalgia

ANYA A CUTE

Citizen Kane
American Beauty
West Side Story
12 Angry Men
Reservoir Dogs
The Shawshank Redemption

Why do you guys like this movie so much?

>tfw no qt anya maid to clean my house

Time for an Anya thread? I think yes

kek

The VVitcher 3 was better that Skyrim 2

Indeed. 2011's The Thing was very underwhelming.

2nded

are you joking?

Miles Ahead
Shotgun Stories

For modern ones

this list makes me angry i'm a shit nobody

No it wasn't, its pretty good but has its flaws. The Thing is near perfection

hhhhhhhhhhhhh i want 2 suck her neck SO BADLY

The VVitch is better than The Force Awakens. Fight me.

if you get jgl to read this thread in front of a camera it would be a better movie than the force awakens

The VVitch has better acting and pacing than the Thing

>Anya on her knees begging for forgiveness

Me on the right

It was 7/10, Thing is 10/10.
I still enjoyed it.

This wasn't bad but I think people liked it a lot more because they thought it was going to be pure roasted shit. Expectations play a lot on how you enjoy something. Good flick.

How does one live deliciously?

getting to look at the sisters legs by the creek daily

both are 8/10

It really wasn't. But it was still refreshingly original.

What a strange thing to compare it to.

fuck you, the hospital scene in Spider-man is scarier than anything in the witch, and that shit is supposed to be kind of funny.

>shitty plot

How the fuck does anybody likes this movie?

>inb4 adhd pleb

Fuck off. It was complete shit. Literally nothing happens the movie. It has ok camera work, I can remenber a few shots were I though to myself "This has some good cinematography for a horror movie" but the story was complete shit as was the pacing and acting. The whole aspect of "god fearing christians" falls flat as there's literally no antithesis to it, nothing to make them doubt their faith or falter, nope, just crazy christians. The witch been shown once or twice also serves no purpose. They could have went with the MUCH better plot point of maybe making the witch not being real at all, or keep the audience guessing, like in blair witch project (which was a mediocre movie on it's own, but at least it did this point much better). Also the kid's acting literally made me cringe. I've no idea what they were thinking giving him so much screen time.

Ending was also shit. Yes, I get what they were doing and where the story was TRYING to go, but it just fucking ended. I've had ruined orgasms better than that ending. Just, fuck, I hate this movie so much. Slowburn can be good, I enjoy some calm stories, especially books, but this one tried that and ended up as shit as a movie.

>I Saw The Devil
>Starry Eyes

Good casting, yes

Shirts like this make grabbing tits okay. If you can see skin, grab it guys. That's the rule in america.

>when she's sprinting down the hallway in Split

She's just begging to be impregnated.

I gotcha bro

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DELETE THIS

she will never match the true queen of fish eyed qts

>>Starry Eyes
I was about to call you a faggot until I googled it and remembered it's fucking absolute kino.

Definitely one of the best horrors to come out in the past decade

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>Vvitch
How do you say that in English? What does it mean?

dingu nothingu/10

Double U. W

Why didn't they use a W? Is there significance?

Anyone have pics of Anya when she was younger? Asking for a friend.

It's the old fashioned way. VV or UU or W. It's just a reference to the era I think.

by a black man

FBI CIA terrorist attack kill the president

Haha, even M. Night Shayamaladingdong knows. Look at his eye.

Potato Potato bravo dyson graham norton

oh yeaaaah the sly fuck he's checking out my waifus tits!!

LOL my favorite meme XD

See you on Sunday morning. I hear it's sunny by the old apple tree

Roger roger. The eagle flies at noon.

the bitch

This is Spinal Tap

Oh....

The Beatles are better the The VVitch.

kill yourself reddit

Will be naming my daughter Thomasin. Absolutely love biblical names and when I heard that I knew immediately thats what I would name her. My littel angel.

VHS succubus?

This user will molest his daughter

What? No! Just a beautiful wholesome name I had never heard before and I love it. Great film.

Thats all I was saying.

this user is a redditfag