This is the Stephen King's IT General
Started reading the book since there's a new movie coming out and I can't remember the original too well
>Mfw just got through that epic rock fight scene with Henry Bowers Gang and The Losers
Hope they give it justice in the movie
>they wont include the turtle
why bother making this if so desu
What do you mean by turtle?
Any other parts of the book you guys want to see in the movie?
You only think you like the book since you've invested so much time into it.
Just the orgy.
Maybe. Probably right. I'm doing the audiobook myself. About 27 hours in already. Never finished it as a kid cause it was too long. I need closure
See the turtle, ain't he keen? All things serve the fucken' beam
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This movie is being produced by Sony, so it's guaranteed to suck
>Just thought I'd join you Mike. Cause you can't win without me, you can't win without me and you know it don't you?
>You might have had a chance if all of me had showed up but I just couldn't stand the strain on my all American brain if you see what I mean jelly bean.
>All the 6 of you can do on your own is hash over some old times, and get yourselves killed. So I thought I'd head you off at the pass old Mikey. Head you off? Get it Mikey? Get it old pal? Get it you fucking scumbag NIGGER!?
What did Pennywise mean by this?
>Maybe. Probably right.
You really are a blade of grass in the wind aren't you retard?
Sauce on pic?
On a scale of 1 to 10...How surprised will you be when they don't show the grownup jew kill himself.
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I hear Raimi is taking over the director chair, so I think it's likely.
giv sauce nao
Just wanted a friendly conversation instead of debating the book's quality. RUDE!
Why worst part of the book
Because the movie Bev is yummy in my tummy.
I would laugh like a seal if the bit where Bill BTFOs college feminists gets into the sequel.
SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE SAUCE
Does Pennywise really run Derry as implied in the book? Like controlling the grown ups?
M8 you still got a penis in the picture
Absolutely shit taste. "She" looks like a boy.
0/10 bald girls are gross
"See the Turtle of Enormous Girth"
"On his shell he holds the Earth."
"His thought is slow, but always kind."
"He holds us all within his mind."
"On his back all vows are made;"
"He sees the truth but mayn't aid."
"He loves the land and loves the sea,"
"And even loves a child like me."
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She isn't bald. Are you confusing her with the disgusting Stranger Things girl?
Is Pennywise related to The Crimson King?
I'd post it but the mods would ban me. It's an anal gape picture.
Sort of. He's just a Cthulhu shape changer thing like Mordred or one of those low level mooks.
Pretty much he's a low tier level demon who decided to become a big fish in a small pond rather than a big fish in a bigger pond.
It's stated that Derry is his own private game reserve and as a psychic entity IT can influence people and the environment.
atleast post the url of the pic
He's more alien than demon. Its stated in the book that he crashed to Earth and began eating dinosaurs.
Stop being so desperate, holy shit. There are plenty of porn boards here.
>When I die, I guess I'll go with a library card in one hand and an OVERDUE stamp in the other. Well, maybe that's better than dying with a gun in your hand, nigger.
Is Mike /ourcoon/? All blacks should have to read this book.
Gan is the god of the King multiverse right?
Just go to rule34 my man.
I can't remember the exact wordings but that was more of a "Maybe it crash landed here in ancient times" sort of thing.
Either way, it doesn't matter because even if that were true it got retconned. The creature in 'It' is the same breed as the shapechanging stand up comedian 'Dandelo' in The Dark Tower series.
>this is the future Stephen King wants
>that scene in the book where Patrick Hockstetter jerks off Henry, spits on his dick and fondles his twitching little butthole while Henry giggles and ferrrrts in Patrick's mouth
Do you think it will make it in the movie? How about the orgy scene that fat redditnerds are all "grossed out by" yet can't stop bringing it up?
I would love it if they actually show yougn Ben's sidestory where he sees the clown standing on the frozen lake.
It surprises me that King hasn't been investigated for pedophillia considering the explicit content of most of his books.
Well he's from another dimension, the Todash Space. Also home to the creatures from the Mist, the vampires from Salem's lot, The Crimson King, and Dandelo.
King is such a cuck, but his lore is so comfy
Yeah because kids are never fucking other kids, ever, and everyone is utterly celibate until they reach the age of 30 like you
Must every single chapter of every single book be filled with graphic descriptions of a middle aged male in glasses sodomizing boys though?
It's Shad isn't it?
>start a conversation about IT
>that one fucking slug that always chimes in with "h-hae guise whut about dat orgy scene? p-pretty gross huh guise?? XD"
Funny how it's the one thing out of an entire 1200 page book that takes priority in their minds.
>that one fucking slug
I know for a fact that it's more than one person. I do it and see someone else do it in every thread.
I'm going to start doing it now too.
No.
Glad to have you aboard.
Be nice. He hasn't read the book. It's even more apparent when he claims "you only liked the book because muh sunk cost fallacy"
>Stephen King canon appears in his own lore and can just imagine things into existence
Literally My Immortal tier. Worse than Luuuuuuke and the rest of the Star Wars EU.
>>Mfw just got through that epic rock fight scene
I literally hate you.
This theory is hinted at by king but it's frustrating that it doesn't hold any water when you consider how vastly more powerful IT is than the pathetic CK we finally meet in DT book VII
>not posting it
Queers.
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Meh, outside that, everything involving Flagg and the creatures of the Todash space is pretty badass.
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Yeah, you're right. It is pretty fucking cool. There are just a few things that ruin it completely for me (Stephen King, The Dr Doom robots, etc)
It's in the original book. Nobody is retconning shit.
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There's something unsettling about a 30+ year old man narrating the act of an 11 year old girl getting railed.
And oh shit, how could I forget, The Crimson King himself when he is finally shown.
I want King to write a book around the Todash space, like a bunch of people try to duplicate the arrowhead project and they succeed, entering the dimension.
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Ok, prove it then.
>Badass Crimson King finally gets to do some badass shit
>He unironically reeees
i feel the same way, even though i love the book, i dont really know if it adds anything to the story besides being weird as shit
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
The crimson king is literally a push over.
Fin.
Reread IT. One of the kids see a primordial Earth and they see the origin of where he came from.
I know King likes to stock his universe and that sounds cool because it kind of makes IT an aoex predator. But in IT, the creature goes on about how there was only IT and the turtle and how it was used to being alone until the losers came and it sensed an "other" hardly seems like the beast came from a space with giant elephantine tentacle beasts vampires and Dandelo.
Early King is based,he had no problem being devil may care with taboo and he wasn't PC at all. He would write actual racist characters and not devote paragraphs to how bad they were or how regrettable it was that he did it,he just did it nd everyone knew the racist prick was a prick.I still appreciate all the fairly directed criticism towards harping females in books like The Shining
Who would investigate him for pedophilia? The authorities only get involved if a crime has been committed.
What's considered a crime?
Actions, not thoughts.
I want him to write another Alan Pangborn novel. In a perfect world he'd find a way to include Tak.
I'm curious of specifics.
Why it was grandiose in a childish way. Took me back
Lewd and Lascivious acts on a child,possession of child pornography. Just being pedo isnt a crime,if it is theyd need to build a prison just to house the ones they find on Sup Forums alone.
One day using tor has shown me that they don't enforce shit. I wanna gouge my fucking eyes out. There's that shit and animal mutilation/beastiality everywhere. People are probably using Tails OS though.
Finally someone else in all my years on the internet who feels the same way I do about early King.
Do you have links to these "animal videos" you speak of?
The Tommyknockers is one of the worst books I have ever read. Stephen King can be great but he can also be complete dogshit.
you don't know what i want
I'm guessing it would be illegal to link it and I also don't want to help people distribute animal cruelty. Also, If I were you, I would never touch any onion links without using Tails.
>They won't include the [SPOILER] child orgy that happens in the sewers [SPOILER]
You fucked it up!
how you do it?
>most popular american novel
>most popular horror novel
>practically 0 good art of scenes from the novel
What's the deal?
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eww
this board needs a containment board for generals
Needs a containment board for your generic shitposting threads of comic book movies that nobody bothers to question