Post your daily carry

Post your daily carry.

gotta defend myself

I only carry my keys, phone and wallet

gay

this

Are you a faggot ?

maybe she's a woman

this
op is fukin gay

Nah

you should use a base inseatd of an acid, it does more tissue damage, since it basically "liquefies" proteins, unlike acids, that cause proteins to coagulate preventing deeper penetration

Poof

my keys + money

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Is that top right lube for your arsehole? Fucking gaylord

>2017
> this phone

i hope u're joking

...

I'm a simple man.

It's hand sanitiser you daft twat

>rusty axe
I hope you're ashamed of yourself.

Fiskars makes good tools

>dump phone
my nigga

Use that to wipe your boyfriend's cum off your hands?

u're based

somehow that's even gayer

>cdg
youre gay for sure

>the soyboy starter pack

fuck off you gay fucking piece of faggot trash bleached hair skinny jeans cocksucking lithuanian bastard

I only carry 50 mexican pesos, my glasses, some coins, my phone and my ID.

>Americans carry (pic related)

>having clean hands is gay
Yeah sure thing cletus

Hi ikibey

Or maybe you use it to get the smell of poo off your fingers after poking your bumhole. TOP KEK

Back to kc faggot

Do you have a handbag for your man purse, or do you keep it lodged inside your anus?

why do you have to be such a raging gaylord

Can't be bothered taking a photo:

- Iphone 6 plus
- Swiss Army Knife on Keychain
- Wallet
- Hankerchief

Stop educating Br*ts. They will use that against you.

Hand sanitizer doesn't clean your hands. It kills germs, and leaves them there.

If you're hands are dirty. The only way to clean them correctly is with water and soap.

Hand sanitzer is for nutcases and women.

It's a clutch. What do you do, stuff shit in your pockets ?

>It's a clutch

your*

sorry, i'm fucked up on turkey right now.

hahahaha you're such a fucking faggot

All the same, I ride public transport everyday.

Dunno t b h

It's just advice from one follower of the true faith to another

If you need to carry lots of stuff then take a messenger bag or backpack. It's just impractical having to hold something all the time.

If you want to look stylish, then go for a leather backpack like this.

>hmm where should i put my stuff
>put it in specially fitted space on my clothing conveniently placed for this exact purpose
>or maybe just HOLD IT IN MY HANDS FOR WHOLE DAY
what a fucking brainlet

>Cock is not black
Bad post

I dont carry enough to warrant that though

imagine being such a faggot that you actually consider paying MONEY for a shitty ass cdg clutch when you could go to any bank and ask for a zippered coin bag for free that looks exactly the same but you don't because you're a bleach haired lithuanian cocksucker who spent one day too many inside ball choking skinny jeans, rendering your balls into nothing more than a pair of shrivelled up little dried raisins
follow blah's path and put a fucking bullet in your head your waste of space

Sulfuric acid is extremely good against organics, but only when coupled with H2O2. It becomes a catalyst for an extremely fast decomposition of carbon-based molecules.

>put it in specially fitted space on my clothing conveniently placed for this exact purpose
Congrats on looking like an idiot

What do you do for a job? I just take a leather backpack to work when I need to take my glasses, lunch + papers etc.

Honestly lad, having a man clutch just looks ridiculous. It's the homosexual equivalent of a fanny pack.

i see you have no idea just how fucking gay this lithuanian cocksucker really is
he has been pestering Sup Forums with his obnoxious faggotry for the better part of a decade now

Why are brown people so hot tempered and highly strung ?

Accountant.

>putting my phone and wallet in pockets is idiotic
>holding it in my hands all the time is "smart"
i guess lack of oxygen caused by too much deep throating permanently damaged your brain

funny way of spelling cocksucking piece of shit fucking faggot

Don't you ever have to take paperwork home? Do you buy your lunch, and if so, where do you put it? I just don't understand how a man clutch is ever practical.

Some great banter in this thread

Only bydlo walk around with their pockets stuffed full of crap.

bydlo is surely preferable to this cumguzzling faggotry you are currently displaying

Take it on Monday's for the week in a canvas shopping bag and keep it in the fridge.
>taking work home

Yeah nah, I'm good

Yeah, I know, it's called Caro's acid or Piranha-solution, but it's a bit dangerous for everyday carry, and has the tendency to bubble alot, so you shouldn't put in in a closed container
t. been studying chemistry for 4 years

I mean you could fit all that in a coat during winter and nobody would be any the wiser.

google is becoming more and more accurate

>that shitty ass fucking chest tattoo

never gets old

what a faggot you are

It's convenient, light, put it down on the counter when you want to pay for stuff etc, and looks smart. I fail to see the problem here.

You need to take a coat off in the tube and all that shit would fall out.

my sides

How did you actually do that though

There are no girls on the Internet, friend

there are no 17 months dude

t. drug dealer

kek
why did you save so many pictures of this bender though?

it's a legit google search result
wouldn't waste all that time making a montage like that on this cocksucking faggot

no it's not
post rare kuzukuzus

use google
i don't have any pictures of this faggot saved on my pc