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Edition: Greedy Yanks, lads.

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>2 ex gfs reaching out to me asking how I had the courage to leave Jersey and start a new life on my own
Its really not hard lmao

Brexit is going to be a disaster

Bender from the last thread desperately needs to read this

>the absolute state of everton FC

quite liked the saffa when the told jokes once in a while

not a fan of him making threads and such, wish he'd fuck off now desu

yanks are _____

Repeat. After. Me.

Spanish pussy
Is for

B I G
I
G

BLACK
BULLS!

*marimba rhythms start to play*

youtu.be/6SZs--Js0uA

>Jersey

none or terrorist?

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then tell her? it's literally that simple. fuck, i'm so annoyed with you

love coffee more than food.

>Everton can realistically win the league

I am neither an 'nce nor a terrorist. Those types are the ones that stay on the island

thoughts about willies and bums?

You lads heading over to pol for question time in a bit?

being drunk makes you feel superhuman

crazy how muslims are not allowed to experience this

How was your thanksgiving /brit/? its always been my favourite of the british holidays

fuck off noncerrorist

Comments, questions, or concerns?

Spanish bois can't complete. They start shit, they get the horns, and the bull take they girl.

haha

>highlands
HOWLING

>travelling in """Asia"""

lol

Grim. Wonder what westerners are going to look like in 100 years.

Brazilian footballer Robinho has been sentenced to nine years in prison for taking part in the gang rape of a woman in Milan in 2013.

An Italian court ruled the 33-year-old and five other Brazilians assaulted the Albanian woman, who was 22, after plying her with alcohol in a nightclub.

got a takeout turkey dinner and ate it for lunch

saved the pumpkin pie for a snack later though. looking forward to it

>oh no the girl i'm talking to didn't reply to my message for two whole days oh no she will never fuck me now
t. virgin

r-repost

>FWB wants a relationship
>Told her I didn't
>Months pass, she raises it again
>Ghosting me now, kind of miss her

:s

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anyone entertaining or is it the type of week where they bring out runtlets from nowhere?

>if Mark was i charge of the world, there would be no more wars

they belong together

>turned down a glass of scotch and now the gfs family is calling me a gayboy

ALCOHOL IS A VICE REEEEEEEEEE

Muslims aren't meant to, but alcohol, hashish, khat, and opium have been used even by Caliphs. Drugs are fun.

1st left guy has a face like he regrets the whole thing.

haha are u gonan suck some cock later gayboy?

normies don't understand that drugs are better for you

just drink the scotch you poof

did the man drink the ting

the virgin puritan freak

alcohol is a test. you need to prove you can consume it sufficiently while retaining composure and indicating self discipline and willpower to others.

Mentre scrivo queste parole ascolto questa meravigliosa canzone e piangendo sento il maledetto bisogno di raccontare al mondo che le favole esistono. Un anno fa ho conosciuto una ragazza meravigliosa che ha cambiato per sempre la mia vita, una donna speciale una di quelle che non tutti hanno la fortuna di conoscere. Lei รจ meravigliosa stupenda bellssima. Ma per quanto fisicamente sia meravigliosa quasi una dea la bellezza piu bella ce l ha dentro. dolce sensibile straordinaria, con lei ogni cosa diventa un sogno.

currently watching knowing me, knowing you with alan partridge

I've seen Mark being talked about in the syrian general over on Sup Forums

quite a celebrity there at one point it seems

>FOREVER IN OUR SHADOW

twitter.com/iwishyouweregay/status/932289716350803970

niggers and soyboys are getting so triggered over this video

wish i lived in the hindu kush smoking hash all day

Lads I think we need to sincerely have a talk on why white women love black men so much. It's quasi religious at this point

literally spent months in prison and was convicted of terrorism

He's a hero

pff...pffff...PFPFFFAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

alri gayboy

End the relationship. Having Scotch with her father is the make or break point. Now her dad knows you're a pussy and can't provide for his girl.

>girl dug her fingernails into my arse really deep during sex
>covered in scratches now
>started to pick them off now that they're scabbing
>taste like normal scabs
not sure what i expected

if girls want to talk to you, they will talk to you.

love willies
love bums

this poor girl is gonna get brainwashed in college so hard

Sheikh is pronounced sheek that doesn't rhyme

He wasn't convicted of anything
He didn't serve anything you fucking retard

He claimed he was autistic and was let off

jewish media brainwashing

this chap was a serious fucking cunt if anyone remembers his posts, he just acted like a massive edgy faggot who was legitimately craz

how is this different from obamamania

classic

that's actually gay

So what are you? Serbian? Croatian? Turkish?

this enrages and confuses the brit

well, you fucked that up

my dad gave me "the talk" today lads
he says i'm at the age(29) where women go a bit crazy if they haven't been married and had kids yet, and he said to watch out because they will be crawling up my pant legs begging for my willy, and that i should be very careful who i choose to have kids with

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Is he the one you lads told me got arrested?

little beta cuck boy

honestly looks bland and shit

me too but
only on females desu

quite disconcerting knowing theres a gay cunt lurking in this thread all day

why is all white people food a shade of grey?

remember shiek?

cute lesbian couple at the bottom don't see the big deal this is 21st century britain

just the leftover leftypol nonces

>businesses want customers of all colours

well colour me surprised

yes he an autistic tripfag from jersey who called himself sheikh and spammed Sup Forums with isis shit when isis was still in its infancy he was mental fellow autists reported him

i'm in the south, this is literally the same stuff black people eat

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so why is it always a nigger man and a white woman?

kike shill

I was searching for some information on the most popular American personalities in the UK but wasn't able to find anything. Can you dude-a-rinos help a yankster out? Who is popular there?

are you really 29

reminds me i'm probably going to be here at that age

grim, grim grim grim

1. he was convicted - bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-jersey-31868491

2. He spent seven months on remand before trial. People sent him smug pepe's in prison.

used to like watching your Obama on the television boy he was a real charmer

Nova?

Gives me hope 2bh

anyone the kikes shill hard enough

>gf is from Saudi Arabia
>met her at uni
>corrupted her with my western ways
>her family has disowned her
>I'm literally her only support in the world right now


I've never had so much power over someone before, lads. It's pretty cool

there are a lot of people in /brit/(and Sup Forums in general) in their late 20s and 30s

black men and white women are the most prone demographics to wasting vast amounts of money on frivoloties.

I hear Kendrick Lamar is especially popular in da Kingdom.

it's also arab ladies and mixed race people

black/white combos are just an easy way to rope both in

cheaper than 2 adverts and no chance of excluding 1 type if one of the ads were to fail

fuck off kike shill

Best be heading off to sleep

It's supposed to be casual Friday tomorrow but I've not got any business casual stuff washed so it looks like I'll be going fully suited

For fucks sake I cannot wait for this week (and my life) to be over

grim state of things

so many fucking kike shills