Get in here lads. I know you're hyped for the new season.
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Rosenborg looks incredibly strong this season. Dont know about Rasmussen as starting CB tho
Didn't look that strong from what I saw in the friendly against Lillestrom. I'm sure they'll win the league comfortably though.
>I value friendlies
pls rate
Stengel is a meme. Doubt Ohi will replicate his last season desu. Not sure why you put Melgalvis on the team.
Molde - Sandefjord: 3-0
Stromsgodset - Stabæk: 1-1
Start - Tromso: 0-2
Odd - Haugesund: 3-1
Bodo Glimt - Lillestrom: 1-2
Sarpsborg - Rosenborg: 0-2
>eliteserien
>isn't elite
It's elite, Chile. Pls watch our league and you'll see.
Molde - Sandefjord: 1-1
Stromsgodset - Stabæk: 2-1
Start - Tromso: 2-0
Odd - Haugesund: 0-0
Bodo Glimt - Lillestrom: 1-2
Sarpsborg - Rosenborg: 1-3
God damn its still 1,5 hours to go. Snack tips?
>1 game already cancelled
>3 more playing in blizzard conditions
This is gonna be a shitshow
vgtv.no
>Afrikanske spillere i snövær
>black people donn like snow
>but user, we must play on astroturf, it's the only way we can play football in the winter!
>but user, playing on frozen astroturf is too dangerous, the game must be cancelled!
Unless your team is located north of Trondheim, there's no excuse for memeing this meme.
*exploits your space*
I just hope there will be some comfy streams to be found
Just exploit the one month free Eurosport-subscription
>4 goals in 8 minutes
Meme league lads
Greatest league in the world
Start will win the league for sure!
HIPHIP HURRA HIPHIP HURRA
Doubt Messi could pull it off on a snowy night in Bodo
Your 2018 Eliteserie MVP
Is a tractor an athlete?
Based
>football in march
whew !!
pls don't cancel the game Mr. Ref.
>1 (one) mini tractor to clear the field
My parents have Viasat, so I have Viaplay with all the channels for free :')
Who >ntnu here?
For me, it's UiO.
>living in Oslo
Why?
It's just the most convenient and comfiest place to live in this country, you know this.
They brought in another one to make it a race
The daily car fires do add some warmth I will give you that
>comfiest
LMAO! WHAT?
>cancelling games due to snow
absolutely haram desu
why do u all speak english?
American cultural victory incoming
So that people like you can join in and watch our league. I'm a paid Norge FA marketing shill myself.
memes
never forget
Det gjer eg såvisst ikkje.
Kebabnorsk > bokmål > nynorsk
Trondersk>all
Midt-Gudbrandsdol > resten tå rokla
is syrisknorsk now socially accepted?
Stop molde they're already dead
>FEMALE commentators
Really, eurosport? Fuck off.
shes fine, did a good job commentating obos last year
>tfw going from half time slags to half time shags
finally got a gf lads
why do this
In the cities, yes.
Maybe, but listening to a high pitched voice screeching for hours is awful.
How much did it cost to ship her over from Thailand?
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looks like the Finnish league game i went to last May
They play football in Finland?
GAMST GAMST GAMST
TROILLAN!!!!!
my body is ready
Sarpsborg what you doin
lmfao
FotballXtra > Eurosportstudio
>Use like 1000 tractors to shovel Gardermoen
>Eliteserien has only 1 small tractor at each stadium
Nei men, for faen i helvete
>Oslo
>not comfiest
Enjoy your shit raining coast cities
I'm from a tiny village in Gudbrandsdalen, so fuck you.
Fucking hate this season already desu lads.
hows the weather in sandefjord?
>tfw i have kippe in my fantasy team
Enjoy your shitty farming village, fag
Don't know how the Norge fantasy system works, but I doubt he'll earn you a lot of points. Rarely plays more than 2/3 of the games, and doesn't get a whole lot of assists and golazos.
he scores a decent amount of goals for a central defender
Need this for RBK
That's the last Pepe you'll need.
Rarely more than 2-3 per season. He'll also attract a lot of yellow cards due to refball, and won't get many clean sheets with the defense we've got. I'd say sell.
I will. It is delightful. Tight-knit, friendly community, lots of tourist generated income, so high standard of living. Beatiful nature, lots of snow in the winter, but not a lot of wind and the temperature is bearable and the weather is stable. No muslims. It's all very good. I love it.
It may be a tight-knit community, but you're not fooling anyone if you claim to be part of it.
I am. People genuinely like me :)
YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
Molde confirmed champions. Congratulations!
You're on Sup Forums.
Any clubs use snow blowers during games? I was surprised mine did. I figured little shovels would be standard to try and keep lines clear.
We use meme tractors and shovels.
>You're on Sup Forums.
And they love me here as well :)
I do, but it's different.
Can /eliteserien/ become a regular thing?
Seems to have gained some traction already, unlike other meme league generals
Who /brann/ here
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DELET
>avoids rele with a spicy qualification ruse again
Feels good desu.
I've tried to create a Scandiball general in the past, but they never went anywhere. I'll make a thread next weekend too though.
>Ranheim is literally not playing a match until April
lol
I hope so.
Looking forward to it, venn.
We might not win the league this year lads
>kastrati
why is he such a cunt?
As long as it's not Molde, would be a welcome change of pace.
Meme match on a meme field. We will assrape KBK next weekend.