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Get in here lads. I know you're hyped for the new season.

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Rosenborg looks incredibly strong this season. Dont know about Rasmussen as starting CB tho

Didn't look that strong from what I saw in the friendly against Lillestrom. I'm sure they'll win the league comfortably though.

>I value friendlies

pls rate

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Stengel is a meme. Doubt Ohi will replicate his last season desu. Not sure why you put Melgalvis on the team.

Molde - Sandefjord: 3-0
Stromsgodset - Stabæk: 1-1
Start - Tromso: 0-2
Odd - Haugesund: 3-1
Bodo Glimt - Lillestrom: 1-2
Sarpsborg - Rosenborg: 0-2

>eliteserien
>isn't elite

It's elite, Chile. Pls watch our league and you'll see.

Molde - Sandefjord: 1-1
Stromsgodset - Stabæk: 2-1
Start - Tromso: 2-0
Odd - Haugesund: 0-0
Bodo Glimt - Lillestrom: 1-2
Sarpsborg - Rosenborg: 1-3

God damn its still 1,5 hours to go. Snack tips?

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>1 game already cancelled
>3 more playing in blizzard conditions
This is gonna be a shitshow

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>Afrikanske spillere i snövær

>vgtv.no/video/155169
lel

>black people donn like snow

>but user, we must play on astroturf, it's the only way we can play football in the winter!
>but user, playing on frozen astroturf is too dangerous, the game must be cancelled!

Unless your team is located north of Trondheim, there's no excuse for memeing this meme.

*exploits your space*

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I just hope there will be some comfy streams to be found

Just exploit the one month free Eurosport-subscription

>4 goals in 8 minutes

Meme league lads

Greatest league in the world

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Start will win the league for sure!

HIPHIP HURRA HIPHIP HURRA

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Doubt Messi could pull it off on a snowy night in Bodo

Your 2018 Eliteserie MVP

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Is a tractor an athlete?

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Based

>football in march

whew !!

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pls don't cancel the game Mr. Ref.

>1 (one) mini tractor to clear the field

My parents have Viasat, so I have Viaplay with all the channels for free :')

Who >ntnu here?

For me, it's UiO.

>living in Oslo
Why?

It's just the most convenient and comfiest place to live in this country, you know this.

They brought in another one to make it a race

The daily car fires do add some warmth I will give you that

>comfiest
LMAO! WHAT?

>cancelling games due to snow
absolutely haram desu

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why do u all speak english?

American cultural victory incoming

So that people like you can join in and watch our league. I'm a paid Norge FA marketing shill myself.

memes

never forget

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Det gjer eg såvisst ikkje.

Kebabnorsk > bokmål > nynorsk

Trondersk>all

Midt-Gudbrandsdol > resten tå rokla

is syrisknorsk now socially accepted?

Stop molde they're already dead

>FEMALE commentators

Really, eurosport? Fuck off.

shes fine, did a good job commentating obos last year

>tfw going from half time slags to half time shags
finally got a gf lads

why do this

In the cities, yes.

Maybe, but listening to a high pitched voice screeching for hours is awful.

How much did it cost to ship her over from Thailand?

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looks like the Finnish league game i went to last May

They play football in Finland?

GAMST GAMST GAMST

TROILLAN!!!!!

my body is ready

Sarpsborg what you doin

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lmfao

FotballXtra > Eurosportstudio

>Use like 1000 tractors to shovel Gardermoen
>Eliteserien has only 1 small tractor at each stadium
Nei men, for faen i helvete

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>Oslo
>not comfiest

Enjoy your shit raining coast cities

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I'm from a tiny village in Gudbrandsdalen, so fuck you.

Fucking hate this season already desu lads.

hows the weather in sandefjord?

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>tfw i have kippe in my fantasy team

Enjoy your shitty farming village, fag

Don't know how the Norge fantasy system works, but I doubt he'll earn you a lot of points. Rarely plays more than 2/3 of the games, and doesn't get a whole lot of assists and golazos.

he scores a decent amount of goals for a central defender

Need this for RBK

That's the last Pepe you'll need.

Rarely more than 2-3 per season. He'll also attract a lot of yellow cards due to refball, and won't get many clean sheets with the defense we've got. I'd say sell.

I will. It is delightful. Tight-knit, friendly community, lots of tourist generated income, so high standard of living. Beatiful nature, lots of snow in the winter, but not a lot of wind and the temperature is bearable and the weather is stable. No muslims. It's all very good. I love it.

It may be a tight-knit community, but you're not fooling anyone if you claim to be part of it.

I am. People genuinely like me :)

YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

Molde confirmed champions. Congratulations!

You're on Sup Forums.

Any clubs use snow blowers during games? I was surprised mine did. I figured little shovels would be standard to try and keep lines clear.

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We use meme tractors and shovels.

>You're on Sup Forums.
And they love me here as well :)

I do, but it's different.

Can /eliteserien/ become a regular thing?
Seems to have gained some traction already, unlike other meme league generals

Who /brann/ here

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DELET

>avoids rele with a spicy qualification ruse again
Feels good desu.

I've tried to create a Scandiball general in the past, but they never went anywhere. I'll make a thread next weekend too though.

>Ranheim is literally not playing a match until April

lol

I hope so.
Looking forward to it, venn.

We might not win the league this year lads

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>kastrati

why is he such a cunt?

As long as it's not Molde, would be a welcome change of pace.

Meme match on a meme field. We will assrape KBK next weekend.