OFFICIAL AFC BOURNEMOUTH v TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR MATCH THREAD

Fresh off their Champions League bottlejob against Juventus, Spurs will need to refocus on finishing in the top 4 and can leapfrog Liverpool with victory at Dean Court. The Cherries on the other hand can move into the top half with a win despite a highly negative goal difference; you know the clubs outside of the top 6 have been rubbish this year when the highest GD of the bottom 14 is +2.

Kick-off at 4:00pm GMT.

Mememouth: Begovic, Francis, S. Cook, Ake, Daniels. A. Smith, L. Cook, Gosling, Stanislas, Mousset, Wilson.
>Subs: Boruc, Surman, Arter, Fraser, Ibe, King, Defoe.

Spuds: Lloris, Aurier, Sanchez, Vertonghen, Rose, Wanyama, Dembele, Eriksen, Alli, Son, Kane.
>Subs: Vorm, Trippier, Dier, Sissoko, Lamela, Moura, Llorente.

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Howe or Poch, who's the bigger meme manager?

>le unable to coaching defending despite being a defender man
>le never win anything man

Is the answer "both"?

>only 4 whites in spurs starting line up

Fucking hell what happened lads? Juve really done a number on them

Harry Keane will end his career without the big boy trophies.

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What does he mean?

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Son Alli Kane all to score

He means hed rather win the epl than judt score another 100 gols

Expecting goal fest but will be happy with a draw

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looking forward to watching bournemouth concede after attempting to pass it around the back

>expecting a goalfest
With spurs this just means you’re getting a frustrating 1-0 win

What does he mean?

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>

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>sign a PL standard defender and keeper
>defence massively improves
WHAT A SURPRISE

>we knew spurs were weak in defence
>concede 2 goals at home in Turin
>concede again and face crashing out of the tie

Everything about Juves response to that game just screams relief

whites are mentally weak and overthink things. blacks dont think so they cant bottle

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So he will be DeRossi?

made this meme for you lads. its my OC so dont save it or i will sue you

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Last 2 digits is how many dives Divey Alli will complete this game

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time for the one season wonder kane to grab a few goals against these shitters to justify another long pointless year in the starting 11

It'll be a diving contest between him and Wilson.

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dele alli is so fucking bad. I just don't understand why anyone rates him

hahahahahahhahHAHAHAHAHAHA

In all seriousness, should spurs look to another manager? It seems that they need someone who will grab them by the balls and tell them to play. Pochetinno seems to soft.

Are there actually spurs fans living outside of london?

You now remember Danny Rose

Wtf

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HORY SHIT

Being a neutral will be great

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fuck sake

Is there a stream link?

Oh my god lmao

WHERE IS DEFOE

the state of bournemouth

yes

get in the bin Wilson, go back and treat cancer in House MD

Where is Bournemouth lads?

CHOKE YOU DIVING JEW CUNTS.

T.CHELSCHAD

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lads

LADS

bornmutt

About the time.

hahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what is up with spurs back line fucking lol

11th

S T A N I S L AS

EDDIE
EDDIE MEME
EDDIE
EDDIE MEME

>The Mighty Spurs

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>spuds

KEK

thank goodness

No idea. i think its near surrey, kent, and all those soft faggot counties near there

>Yids

great goal to b fair

>Rose starts
>Spurs lose

Well well

STANISLAS, ITS TOTTENHAM

Tottenham looks awful.

>just when yids are gassed for some accomplishment, a cold shower comes

every fucking time

really makes me think

LADS

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luls great pass moussa

>tfw when on spuds to win and BTTS

Need some jewish tricks here

HAHAHAHHAHAH

>mfw Tottenham thought they were a big team now because Harry Kane scored a few end-of-season hattricks against relegation fodder

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>Liverpool lose
>spurs can claim 3rd
>spurs bottle against a shit team

Always happens

>the """""""""""""""Premier League"""""""""""""""""

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Spurs don’t really care

>Bournemouth have a player named Adam Smith

Did he assist that with an invisible hand?

>Sperm and Poop dropping points
>Chelshit being Chelshit

I-is our top 4 trophy chase back alive? Dare I to hope?

Reminder that Chiellini openly said in his post-match CL interview that Juve knew they could come back to win because Tottenham are a bunch of bottlers.

Hi mr Kane weve been expecting you, welcome aboard

t.summer 2018

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West Brom and Palace can fuck off, sick of route one teams with donkeys upfront. Hope West Ham joins them, hate those smelly Pikies too.

>tfw invisible hand down pants

What does Lucas need to do to get a start reee

brighton and above are fine. the rest we should just relegate all 7

and promote celtic.

This league's in a fucking state

>spuds

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This

>a proper club like Southampton are gonna go down
>Bournememe are officially a top half team and will never fuck off

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>sign an argie winger and a brazillian winger

>theyre lucas and lelmela

JUST

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Who would you replace them with? For me it’s
Wolves
Fulham
Villa
Forrest
Leeds
Bristol
Derby

The eagles will soar to safety. FUCK you.

Lads I just cummed in my girlfriends mouth and she kissed me with it and made me swallow it, now she's laughing at me and calling me a cum swallower, what does this mean, is she implying i'm a Liverpool supporter?

Business idea: Relegate all teams which fall under a points limit (maybe 35 or so)

>Leeds

only so that they can get relegated again

>LEEDS

NEVER EVER

Get rid of Leeds and add any Sheffield team

were there any more pooinloo players made before faceapp pulled the update?

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Chiellini was correct about Tottenham. They have no self-confidence, completely shaken.

>bottleham bottspur

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Problem with spurs and Poch is they’ve become entitled more and just think they deserve to win trophies because they play pretty footy

>Leeds

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And promote how many?

No. I think I was one of the few Sup Forums posters that was making them. That De Brown one is also mine. It's a shame. So much opportunity for shitposting.

>not wanting memes

>Watford constantly get away with changing the entire squad every season

basically this, however it's dirty cynical football, not pretty

The league needs bad guys.

Whose fault was the goal anyway?

lol spurs are shite.

>wanting to get rid of Swansea
You must be a paki (English)