Opinions on fake tits?

Opinions on fake tits?
Personally, I think they're nothing to be proud of. It's cheating.
I mean look at those ridiculous balloon tits.

Thoughts on Hep-C?

When will mobile posting be banned?

you'd have to be a real boob to like em

Normal Tits >>>>>>>> Fake Tits >> Misshapen Tits.

I love them. They feel wonderful, so warm and soft.

gross as fuck

Patrician opinion here:
Good fake tits (Sophie Dee) > bad fake tits (Lisa Ann) >>> saggy shitty naturals (Gianna)

>faggot opinion here\
ftfy

I just checked Sophie Dee and it looks pretty horrendous

they're really only acceptable if they were literally nonexistant before and you didn't go full retard and get the biggest ones available

they also don't look right

Finally someone undertsands

I just checked... 'em

>Agreeing with yourself

They are too uncanny and take me out of the porn. Even though I enjoy large breasts, I don't mind smaller breasts and I only really think fake tits would be an improvement in the worst possible scenarios.

I think if they're the right size they're wonderful. I also think that big cartoonish ones can be hot providing they're not debilitatingly large.

used to fap to this show when i was a kid

I'd rather have a pair of shitty tits than those weird bolt ons

That being said if its a good boob job and not obvious than whatever

Like, too large is the kind where they only seem to have got them to appear on some kind of Maury or Jerry Springer-type show. Sophie Dee scale is hot. Bimboification is hot.

>doesn't check the poster count
kekke

Why does everyone pretend to have standards online? Irl live every guy itt would cream their shorts if she took those out in front of you

I don't mind if they're natural looking. I hate fake looking bolt ons though.
More of a DFC man myself.

Those tits, like most fake tits, look absolutely awful and ruin porn scenes.

I prefer them to flatties everytime. You don't know hell until you've been stuck with A-cups sharing your bed for a few years.
That said, big naturals are the best.

Once in a blue moon you see fake tits done right, and they look gorgeous.

nice trick, faggot

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Imagine how assblasted guys would be if this was a thread full of women talking about how much they prefer huge cocks. When are men so thin skinned?

I don't get why she was so hot she had no ass and shitty fake tits and a meh face

she was also super slutty

really the only thing she had going for her was that she was blonde

is that really all it takes for guys to be all over you like dogs??

The hottest thing here is the girl at the very end of the clip in the bottom right who appears to be on a leash. She probably isn't, but don't spoil my illusion.

I didn't recognize Hefner at first. Weird to see him back when he was still physically capable of fucking.

both of those are real, though

>Not bullying breastlets and playing on their inferiority complex to make them do all kinds of depraved things
>Not enjoying their heightened sensitivity
Big tits are for plebs and fags with mommy issues.

Because women have a readily available corrective surgical option for their deformity, while penile enhancement surgery often does more harm than good.

If it was another woman, yes, but not her. Famously hot women who "everyone" wants to fuck never do it for me, with very rare exceptions. A sex worker whose looks are within range of Pammie back then, yes. Pammie back then, no, because it would be like fucking a cum-stained magazine someone left in a restroom stall.

Whatever makes you sleep at night.

Shit gets boring bruh.

>while penile enhancement surgery often does more harm than good.

You must have done a lot of research

NO ANRI SAY IT AIN'T SO

>he can't tell real from fake

spotted the virgin

>She probably isn't
Because petplay is something you wouldn't expect to see at the playboy mansion.

She was the nearest thing to porn on mainstream TV in an era before the internet became widely available.

Tits or gtfo

I have a fetish for obscenely large fake breasts.

Pamela Anderson is small time.

Yup, my dick's tiny. It's likely to be tiny til the day I die. Meanwhile if I wanted my own pair of D-cups I'd be in business inside of a week.

You're boring, brah.

Not at all, it's just, if I expressed the assumption that it was a girl on a leash, someone would post a clip showing that it's not, because you're all bastards and the odds of anything really hot to me having appeared on a 90s T&A show are relatively slim. If it was a girl on a leash, great, I'll take it.

It doesn't weird you out that there is just a big plastic sack in her tits

I'm fine with them

>Why are white men so thin skinned?
ftfy

and boobs are just fat, gross yellow fat

Not him, but I think what's hot about it is the woman's will to become a fake, plastic slut. Especially when the woman seems relatively intelligent.

Not really. I love huge breasts, and the idea that a woman wants to make hers larger is hot.

They basically acknowledge that they want to make their body into a fantasy fuck toy, so that plays into it too.

Also embarrasment fetish. How do you hide those things in public. You cant. Everyones always staring and pointing.

Yea but thats natural, fake tits seem like you're just stuffing garbage in there

I'm not your brah, bruh.

Today's your birthday user, its a qt3.14 on a leash, and you have one of the most patrician fetishes available.

pretty disgusting, tbqh

>JUST FUCK MY TITS UP

Never, it makes Hiro too much money.

what the fuck
JUST

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Don't call me brah, brosef.

like regular breasts, some are better than others.

pretty gay to complain about them.

Feels good man.

If you get off to fake tits then you are still a kid.

Like Cookie Monster's eyes when he's on a spree.

Look up Beshine. Literally the largest breasts on earth.

What if you've had amazing sex with women who have fake tits?

whaqt compels a human bean to do that

you may have some personal reflecting to do.

Tell a black dude he has a tiny cock and watch what happens.

My fucking nigga. Her pregnant scenes are pure kino

Shes german.

pay for better whores next time

>he thinks the surgery standards are the same everywhere
>he thinks surgery hasn't advanced since the 80s

Spotted the deluded retard.
Not a SINGLE JAV female has big natural tits.

last nigger you sucked off threw a tantrum, huh?

Some of them do. My theory, which I formulated a second before I started typing this, is that all the (male) black billionaires do. That initial experience of being alienated from black masculinity makes them question it and distance themselves. Later, when they're fucking all the Aryan prostitutes they can handle, they probably look back and laugh at the moment they took.... The Fork In The Road, Presented By Bishop Dr. Pastor TD Jakes

>blocks your flight

kill yourself, virgin

I like to think all of Hollywood is like this.

When some evil Jewish executive is celebrating a milestone birthday, someone like Taylor Swift or Karlie Kloss presents the cake completely naked.

The guests are then led to the sex room where they get their choice of hot Hollywood starlets to fuck.

>t. bitter virgin

You need to do better research.

You are just completely wrong.

I've never touched a fake boobie tbqhwy family

Even with strippers I ususally go for some DFC

Not all but the top 1% sure.
And Taytay is not even if the top 100 hottest girls they have access to, you're delusional.

>he has to research if they're real or not
>not a virgin
kek, i'll play along

I can think of no reason why this wouldn't be exactly what happens, except that they'd probably get a heterosexual woman to present the cake.

Dude, Japanese women have small breasts. This is genetic law. If you bred the bustiest Brunhilde in Bavaria with a Japanese guy, their daughter would still have an A-cup. They're just built that way.

>all japanese women have small breasts

spotted the retard

ffs Pam why you gotta do this to muh dick

How could you think, Oh this looks good

>believing nip lies
>ever

You're replying to the wrong user, I'm not the guy who thinks Japanese girls have natural big tits, I'm the guy who's had sex with women who have lovely fake tits. I was saying that the user who thinks that only lower-end whores have fake tits need to do better research, as many high-end escorts are tastefully enhanced as not.

You think Japs have small tits because you're not used to slim women.

Asians in general are rocking top tier titties.

great argument, nigger

Dude, it's true. They are a petite race.

I don't get why people flip their shit over this woman. She has a five head and a strangely proportioned face. Her body isn't anything special.

This doesn't make any sense. I can't even begin to argue with such a retarded post. Well done, I guess.

>petite woman can't have big tits
end your life, spic

Because they are subhuman cuckolds and she gets fucked by niggers.

That was a very virginal response.

So I think Japanese women have small breasts because I'm a beaner? This is just baseless word salad, man, put some effort in if you're going to troll.

>Woman who has clearly had facial surgery done, lipo, and who knows what else won't admit she has work done on her tits and ass
>Believing her
Even Kim Kardashian won't admit to it.