/brit/

Edition: SAS, lads.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/-WD_Nh_rboQ
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

millie

'strophe

...

Business idea: Friday

Me on the right about to tear into that unknowing thot's neck

youtu.be/-WD_Nh_rboQ

FUCCCCKKKKKKK this is horrific, there’s a reason you don’t go wandering around in the Aussie woods

in 10 years nonces will be considered part of lgbtq

what kind of animal eats sausage?

it's disgusting.

sturridge and suarez or sutton and shearer?

have no idea what goes through peoples brains when they say they are attracted to thots

On your bike yanks

WOW your flags look so similar

im attracted to thots, ama

>sutton
sheringham lad

on YOUR bike

How do I get a 5/10 English gf?
How do I get a 5/10 Cornish gf?
How do I get a 5/10 Welsh gf?
How do I get a 5/10 Scottish gf?
How do I get a 5/10 Northern Irish gf?

>have no idea what goes through peoples brains when they say they are attracted to thots

She ain't no thot, lad.

>she suffers from othello syndrome

nah she's just a fucking nutter desu

heard beto sucked off a donkey..??

My ancestors are from Durham, Sunderland, and Greenside.

What are they like

seen it with my own eyes

mum says i shouldnt get a stiffy from hunger pains, is she right?

Be good at rugby

You wouldn't say that if you knew what she did with those dogs

What? When?

no

why the fuck would u want a cat? I found one in my apt once and it had gotten thru the balcony door. I manage to chase it out back on the balcony which is 5 stories high. stupid thing eventually jumped because i saw its body splattered on the ground the next morning when i went for a cig. fucking gross. luckily a neighbor dealt with it

Jesus, you are from terrible low class stock

wHo wAnTs tO heAr a jOkE

sisters got asthma and we got her they candles that dinny blow oot for her bday cake and aboot killed the cunt trying to blow them oot

Only had one gf in my life and that was 3 years ago
Had a dream about her that we were back together and felt awful since

...

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

if i wanted a joke i'd ask you for your one rep max

disgusting donkey fellating mexican

82172607
looks like nassim

...

isn't every colony like that? why would the upper class move

you are even uglier than Nassim :/

I had a girlfriend and she was a massive cunt who ruined my life and I don't miss her at all

Had a dream where I strangled her to death and it was great

i do not look like a terrorist

fatter and more mentally disabled too

How should we deal with the drop Bear menace, mates?

My ancestors were from Manchester and Yorkshire
One of the few pure WASPs remaining in this country and the line is ending with me because I can't get a gf

I want to fuck all of Emma Watson's holes.

you are a short shitskin like Nassim except you're also fat lol

no manager today which is good
but will have to put up with 40 year old divorcees having farting and burping contest in his absence

had a dream i was having sex with my ex

the single life is not for me

Nassim is bald, i am not

I HAD NO ONE BY MY SIDE
TILL THIS PRETTY YOUNG WHITE BITCH HOPPED UP IN MY RIDE

uglier, fatter AND you sucked off a donkey ahaha

listening to radiohead

i wish a supernova would destroy this worthless planet

especially the australians

you are both ugly shitskins

Yanks always post about their ancestors or what their country has done in the past. I want to hear and what YOU are doing NOW.

SHIFT CHANGE
morning /brit/ is here
the night crew can go home now

sipping high fructose corn syrup

I want to have sex with Emma Watson and smell her farts.

i look better than him

/brit/ on one monitor
/fit/ on another
notepad++ on another
blackedraw on the main

I want to drop onto her from my tree and bury my drill like fangs into her head

you're a fat ugly donkey sucking spastic m8

Have you got a fart fetish in general or is it restricted to Emma only, lad?

thots

so how does this sorcery stuff work?

The quetiapine is kicking in lads not going to stay awake much longer

Hopefully I wake up in a world with less yanks posting on /brit/

...

posts a stupid image of a frog after telling a shit joke

had sex with a drunk girl on wednesday

should i text her

*blocks your path*

Nothing wrong with a little class.

I get the whole neckbeard-bashing, but if we get into the psychology, the way your dress can compensate for a lack of self-esteem. That's where the whole fedora thing comes from, and people smelled that vulnerability and made fun of it for lols. A socially awkward person expressing themsleves trying to realise an image of themselves they want to be, let's make it into a meme!

*sips moutain dew* anyway, my point is, to like dressing a certain way isn't weird. Women are probably more prone to it than men are, wanting to be "pretty" like they're programmed to be from the time they're tots. A man expressing the same desire is almost feminine and shameful. A man dresses how he does to get the job done. The guy in the flashy $20,000 business suit is dressed that way because he's the top dog. An imposter can't wear the skin of the King of the pack. You have to have the status that comes with the regalia.

Which is why people find Reviewbrah so captivating and paradoxically inspiring I suppose. I'm sorry if my post went over your head. My IQ is really high.

...

Emma only.

Get a lawyer you disgusting rapist

>Mexico = beto
Hates Irish, Yanks, and HaitiANO
>Thailand1 = Thailad
VERY cool poster
>Thailad2 = Dehouche
Weird arms, PhD but no published articles
>Sweden = HaitiANO
no clue
>Emma Watson poster = BMWF Blacked poster
>Australia1 = turtle
nonce
Is this right?

Watching that like final 9 parter of DS9..Dukat just went Bajoran

>>Thailand1 = Thailad
>VERY cool poster
kys nonce enabler

10 hours remain

didnt use a condom

told her i wanted to get her pregnant

I've never posted blacked anything.

>Hates Irish, Yanks, and HaitiANO
WTF i don't hate americans and haitiANO

The American dream

turtle isn't a nonce

should Sup Forums have IDs?

gf is drinking

No but he was very likely nonced as an (even smaller) boy.

You can see it behind his dead eyes

Reddit flags serve the same function.

would quite like a hoboken gf, one that's quite feisty that is of italian descent. looks like a VERY comfy place to live.

lucky man

no fuck off reddit

get it right pirate i only hate
-(((these parasites)))
-the irish
-spaniards

hate when people use brackets

and love donkeys

Oh, there are two Mexicans?

hate when people use spaces instead of tabs in python

What if I told you there's a country between Canada and the United States? I just started it, and it needs men and women to help us secede from the tyranny of rules. That's right, the Sovereign Res Publica Serenissima of Middletonia has no rules. The only rule is to not kill me. That's one rule we all can agree on.

hate when yanks copy my posts trying to make them into a gimmick

is hair safe to eat