/para/ Paralympics General

now Cross country
9:30 Snowboard Cross
11 USA vs. Czechia in Hockey
1:35 am USA vs. Suomi in Curling
times are US eastern
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Give me pics of Cybertech, these people are part robot.

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Watching it at this moment. There are blind dudes with a guide ahead, I wonder if the German guide is called Der Führer...

USA vs. Czechia hockey game starting

>this commentator pronouncing Sochi as Sauchi

>tfw you will never guide a blind qt to gold in cross country

What does NPA means? I suppose it's the OAR crippled version of Russia.

Neutral Paralympic Athlete. Yes they are the Russians and don't even get "from Russia" in their name.

this is cool and all, and am glad someone is funding this to make it happen, but this isn't fun to watch

thx

Exactly, the competition is too much mixed, a one leged guy competing against a blind guy, it's not "fair", not exciting.

kek anyone watching the snowboard cross this is hilarious

it's not too bad, but half the fun is in watching with my Sup Forums bros but no one else is watching

the korea-czech hockey game was great. usa and canada are too much better than everyone though

one of the gates keeps malfunctioning for the snowboard cross so one dude ends up going down the course by themselves and has to go back up and start over. fucking gooks can't do anything right.

they're going to have to ditch the gate and just start on a gun at this point

the absolute state of snowboard cross

gay, wanted to watch this to end but too late now going to bed
just start on a gun faggots

Would you a Paralympic champion?

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why is she naked?

Is that what you would ask her if she was sitting in front of you?

Yes. She's an athlete not a pornstar

ESPN Body Issue, if you must know.

>ESPN Body Issue
Is this were Hope Solo posted her roast

Whtcha got for us today, terrifying android of the future?

All day.

Why don't they show any of this on t.v? Why not just have the Paralympics right after the regular olympics and have one opening and closing ceremony for both instead of seperate?

She looks quite happy in this picture. Did she find Captain Flint's treasure or something?

I'm not gonna fuck half a woman.

I am shocked they don't show this on TV in Canada. I thought they were "progressive." I mean look at the current year. Even the US shows it on TV.

Apparently the CBC is covering it for about 4 hours a day.

Yeah, requires nudity.
What horseshit.
No actor or athlete who gets naked for the camera can be serious when they ask to be taken seriously.

A guide just lost a ski and crashed. Man that must suck to DNF because of something that happened to you guide.

wew, it was the world champion also

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Do you have any webms of Anna Schaffelhuber?

Welp
I just came here for the first time tuning in. I was wondering if there was people watching.

Is this general about as fast as its been the whole time?
Disappointing, im really missing the olympic atmosphere

yep these threads slow

Somehow seems fitting for the Paralympics, in an ironic way

Hockey is on now. USA vs. South Korea. I recommend it if you haven't seen it.

ONE TWO
SHOOTER MAGOO!

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I'm glad I can finally watch biathlon even if it's the paralympics
it was always on at night in the olympics

For me, it's NPA

she can't dress herself

but they train togeheter and all, it's not like one dumb moron you never met cost your medal, just a team member who had a problem or made a mistake

*buzzing intensifies

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t. half a man

Is autism a mental disability? How do I become a curler?

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