LAK:Brandon Ingram (groin) ruled out Tue & Wed
BOS:Kyrie Irving (sore knee) may need time off
DAL:Nerlens Noel posts 10 & 9 in just 15 minutes
DEN:Nikola Jokic posts his seventh triple-double
NO:Anthony Davis triple-doubles with blocks
OKC:Steven Adams (ankle) questionable for Monday
UTA:Ricky Rubio leads Utah with 30/10/7 line
MIN:Karl-Anthony Towns double-doubles in win
DAL:Wesley Matthews (leg) won't play Sunday
GS:Klay Thompson OK after spraining thumb
ATL:Taurean Prince scores career-high 38 points
SA:LaMarcus Aldridge (knee) won't play Monday
/nba/ General - LeBron Buttfucked By Lonzo Kek Edition
Colton Wood
Jack Morgan
first for ugly bros
Brayden Rivera
bruh, look at this dude...
Isaac Johnson
did fultz get traded to the g league?
Brody Hughes
KD is the greatest in the league rn
Chase Roberts
Alright /nba/, how wrong is it to get apparel from a different team? I really want to grab a shirt from the miami vice line.
Austin Lewis
So who’s gonna he the scapegoat for the cavs now, first it was love then IT. LeBron has handpicked this roster, plays shit defense, doesn’t move off the ball, and undermines his coach. He doesn’t deserve anymore excuses
John Perez
why can't lebron get any help bros?
Wyatt Wilson
>Can't win without a minimum of two Allstar players
Owen Campbell
guys some cuckets fans on here yesterday were telling me cowherd was going to rip into them today!!!! he left them off the hook what the fuck?!?! he didnt say anything about them losing
Gavin Collins
Don't worry, we're on it. We're almost done cloning MJ, Steph Curry, Wilt Chamberlain, Larry Bird and 6 Lebench James.
Ethan Robinson
LOL
Samuel Morris
Because Cleveland is a small market team and they can't afford anyone but B-listers.
Josiah Gutierrez
>Fakers
>not even making the ploffs
>toppest of top keks
Angel Bailey
>apehoop
Nicholas Bell
>racist term for a sort
>posts the patron saint of fat, unloved losers
Makes you think.
Alexander Stewart
Does LeBron go to Houston next season y/n?
Kevin Martin
Is there one player less clutch than Wilt?
basketball-reference.com
1 point game
Made 2 of 11 FTA.
Caleb Cruz
Nathaniel Garcia
i love /nba/ after Lebron gets BTFO
just admit larry defeated you
Jacob Hall
To me, Kendrick Lamar’s Damn. is the greatest hip hop album ever created
Owen Wood
'no'
Luis Cruz
You realize that at its core, basketball is the whitest sport there is? Here's why:
1) Very little physical contact
2) Invented by a white guy
3) Indoor sport, inside a gymnasium.
Just because the culture of basketball has been dominated by hip hop culture, doesn't mean that you enjoy watching your gf (I know you don't have one, so this is a hypothetical "your") have sex with random black dudes. You should probably see a pyschiatrist.
Colton Rivera
Depends if The Rockets choke
Jaxson Wright
Jacob Ortiz
>Bird is the best trash talker ever
How can this be true?
It was super easy to crack his little ego, just let the least athletic white player you could find guard Bird and he would throw a fit.
Brody Gray
The only players who can definitively, objectively be called unclutch are David Robinson and Karl Malone
Christian Bailey
CP3 is ugly?
Jayden Thompson
He's the best trash talker ever. That's not the same as being the baddest motherfucker in the history of the league, it just means he's good at talking shit.
Matthew Reed
Cowherd just implied he’s better at his job than Steph Curry is. And that the Lakers will be better than the Warriors next year
How BTFO are Warrior fags?
Kevin Campbell
>Malone
It's not like Stockton was too clutch either.
Oliver Campbell
Why does anyone listen to Cowherd? And why do you post in here like what he says matters at all? Literally his whole schtick is that he figures out what incredibly dumbass things dumb sports fans want to hear that no other radio host will say because they're so obviously stupid, and then he says them. That is his one talent on this earth.
Josiah Thompson
youtube.com
still the best poster in nba history
Bentley Morales
More of a SAS man myself
Nicholas Young
>Guard Bird
>"Is your team's star player injured too?"
>"Guess it's just us two white guys today, hehe ;). Let's not go too hard on each other"
>Bird goes reee
Nathaniel James
Brody Scott
Jaxon Baker
Logan Ross
Cowherd is an NBA and NFL insider? He appeals to most people who aren’t millennials?
Landon Gonzalez
sorry guys, my trips confirmed it already
Juan Phillips
>Caring about the physical appearance of an athlete
As long as they put the ball in the hoop, Brent.
Jaxon Scott
>reddit spacing
Carson Rogers
I thought posters only referred to dunks.
Ayden Green
>making fun of spacing
Jaxson Collins
For me illmatic is overrated trash
Dylan Cox
Same. I don't get the hype. The fact that he made it at such a young age is amazing though.
Brayden Richardson
lmao when I was little (and the Lakers were good) my mom used to listen to cowheard on the radio. Growing up I now realize he was the most idiotic source of sports "talk". He really just says outrageous things just to get people to watch. This dude just shitposts IRL about sport and gets paid.
David Hall
Are you a female?
Alexander James
Kayden Gomez
Why do Lakers fans hate Murray? I mean if he was on their team they would love a player with that kind of mentality, right?
Michael Campbell
Russell was known as one of the most clutch players in the NBA. He played in 10 deciding Game 7s and ended with a flawless 10-0 record. In these ten games, Russell averaged 18.6 points and 29.3 rebounds. In Game 7 of the 1962 NBA Finals, Bill Russell scored 30 points and grabbed 40 rebounds.
Cooper Robinson
>The Warriors have more Eastern Conference Championships than the Raptors
hahahahahahahahahaha
Jacob Robinson
Lakers don't actually play today so I don't know why you are bringing them up, lay off the weed
Colton Adams
>lay off the weed
Logan Wright
I swear if the Cavs lose to the Suns
Jacob Hill
>Sources: Celtics center Daniel Theis has suffered a torn meniscus in his left knee and will undergo season-ending surgery. Theis emerged as an important reserve for Boston this season.
Boston.
Sit down.
Be humble.
James White
I know this is bait but he literally created a list, and spaced accordingly. The fact that your mind went immediately to "'reddit' spacing", even as bait, makes it abundantly clear you have superiority complex issues. I would seek help because that is not healthy behaviour, friend
Adam Fisher
Seek help.
Juan Gutierrez
the lacerator of lebum
Nicholas Martinez
fagblazers so lucky they are playing teams without their key players
Isaac Smith
spurs will make it to the second round and cuck the rockets for sure
Kevin Myers
Whats your thoughts on this?
>no gone or everything I am
Jayden Gomez
kys
Isaiah Young
lmao kyrie is next
Cameron Hughes
>I, a male, have strong opinions about the physical appearance of female athletes, therefore only a female could ever give a shit about what male athletes look like
Not everyone is as shallow as you are, Dennis, his was a bad post but yours is even worse.
Daniel Nguyen
say you will wins right?
Wyatt Reed
It's not "wrong" per se, but does identify you as a filthy fucking casual.
Cameron Walker
Nash and Nicki lol. And yeah he getting that lap dance
Joshua Moore
Memphis on a 17 game losing streak!?
Ian Perez
The grizzlies are tanking with the worst record in the league and they still have Gasol, Conley, and they probably could resign Reke. Next year will be pretty good for them
Jonathan Edwards
Magic know damn well only 5 of these dudes will be on the roster in 2 years lol
Angel Moore
>conley
overpaid meme PG. muh defense!!!
>reke
injury prone. next
>gasol
literally does not give a fuck and his playing himself off the team
Juan Hill
>memefist
move them back to vancouver
Elijah Rogers
A Spurs loss would drop them out of the playoffs tonight
I want to see Pop humbled, get it done Houston
Justin Parker
Parker Campbell
>Boston Celtics guard Marcus Smart has suffered a torn tendon in his right thumb, league sources tell Yahoo. He will have second opinions on his thumb and be out indefinitely.
fuck
Gabriel Diaz
>mfw broussard blew out KD on the herd this morning
actually pretty mindblowing how the warriors are better with steph on and kd off the floor
Asher Wilson
>To me, Kendrick Lamar’s Damn. is the greatest hip hop album ever created
not taking that bait again
Jaxon Hughes
wtf celtics get your shit together
Carter Cox
>>reddit spacing
Blake Gomez
>crack music seeded at 6
what the fuck
Ryan Edwards
If Colin Cowherd has an NBA player equivalent, would it be LeBron?
Ryan Taylor
The 2020s are shaping up to be one of the most competitive ages of basketball ever, and an era with real parity as long as stars dont team up with other stars. In the east, Philly, Milwaukee, Boston, Washington, Chicago, Indiana, Atlanta, and New York all could turn into really good teams barring major injuries while in the West, Lakers, Nuggets, TWolves, Jazz, Mavs, Suns, Kings, and maybe Pels depending on where AD goes could all be really good as well. Who do ya’ll think will be dynasties of this era?
Daniel Bennett
>Beams
>Skinheads
>Those four WTT songs as if Kanye doesn't have more than 64 songs
Dominic Richardson
>he really thinks I'm reading all of that shit
Oliver Collins
Lul how was that early tryharding working out for you now bombston?
Joseph Perez
First pick in the NBA draft - Ayton or Doncic?
Dominic Stewart
he would be lance stephenson
Xavier Russell
for dynasties, you need young talent that is staying put, and generally 3 amazing players that can carry the team, both in popularity and performance
if Mitchell nabs RotY, he and Gobert are in Utah for a while. If they can manage to sign someone this summer (they have decent capspace), they could have the makings of a great team
Philly, if Simmons and Embiid stay and Fultz finds his lost jumper, they could be amazing
Lakers are primed for another dynasty if randle doesn't get greedy; they could resign him and sign a star. add good role players (kuzma/IT) and you have a great team
Timberwolves could be dynastic now, if thibs didnt run his players into the ground
re:east, if the bucks draft sexton then between giannis bledsoe and sexton they could hold hands and go across the court. good shooting and driving, if they had a top big then they'd be set
Nolan Jones
Derrick Rose.
Not actually good, but obsessive idiots think he is.
Dylan Cook
#11 New Slaves is better, what are you upset about?
Nathan Harris
2021-23 will be weak but from 2024 on it's going to be a completely loaded league
Utah could end up getting someone really useful for their future at their position in the draft - a Sexton, a Zhaire Smith. Same with Philly, I'd like to see them with Zhaire Smith or Shai Gilgeous-Alexander.
Milly doesn't have a pick this year though,
Lakers are in a weird position because none of their current players are ever going to reach superstar level (IMO), and they don't have a pick in this loaded draft, and they seem committed to trying to grab superstars in FA instead of building by the draft, which is a difficult strategy over the long term.
Milly traded away their first rounder in the Bledsoe trade, albeit it's protected if it falls after 17. So I don't think they have a shot at Collin Sexton - if they have a pick, he'll be gone by the time he gets to them.
Also Giannis is a power forward.
Henry Brooks
Marcus Retard is simply too smart for the regular season.
Colton Walker
>Not actually good, but obsessive idiots think he is.
But he has sick highlight videos dude. (before his injury)
Jason Evans
seed implies how good it is
someone is saying that crack music is the 6th best song out of that group, which is bullshit
also, their groupings are trash (homecoming, about chicago, isn't even in the chi section)
Carter Parker
Justise Winslow has had a decent last month
is he going to turn himself into a decent player
Jacob Garcia
>ultralight beam seeded #12
Shit seeding desu but at least Jesus Walks is correct
Carson Lewis
I was astounded when I found out during the last Celtics-Rockets game that he's actually the league's worst shooter.
Adrian Thompson
Look up his career stats and be amazed
Isaiah Taylor
I did back then, too. Had a great laff.