Nigella Lawson Thread

What's your favourite Nigella show? Favourite recipe?

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>swn massage your prostate with one hand while stuffing your face with delicious food using the other and telling you you're a naughty boy in an English accent
:'(

I liked that one episode where she makes buttery mashed potatoes and she mashes the potatoes with her potato masher.

I like the episodes where she makes milk

she's a mediocre chef and she's not even that hot

>ywn be invited to one of Nigella's posh dinner parties
>swn take her take her heel off and play footsie with your cock under the table with everyone else unaware

It's the innuendo, that's the selling point.

>and she's not even that hot

>why do you want to watch me whisk eggs user?

youtu.be/RtS2Ikk7A9I

>marry and old fart rich jew who strangled her

top kek fucking whore

MOMMY I WANNNA MILKIES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Milky milky mummie I want milkies

dat rolling pin

ARTI-CHOKED

M U M M Y !

Superior kitchen whore.

she's fucking stunning

Kek weak bitch

HNNNNNGGGGGGG

5 minutes into coke n choke and she gives u this look

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>arti choked

Oh I am laffin.

Absolutely patrician. Who writes this?

what the FUCK

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is this a PAN NICE AND HOT thread?

British tabloid press

>that ice cream scooping technique
Absolutely disgusting.

>PAN NICE AND... room temperature

are they trying to boil mince? wtf?

moar

>boiling
>grabbing it by the hand
>eating a piece of it raw
wtf

maybe they're just soaking it for reasons

I would unashamedly slap this goblin lady's titties about.

Is this Jack's British cousin?

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This is Kay, isn't it?

Fucking depressing that I know that.

>ywn eat a boiled cheeseburger without the cheese because Lee can't eat cheese
>tfw the curry tastes like curry

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>arti choked

I approve of this thread

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I wonder if celebrities ever wear burkhas to not got recognized.

>someone saw a guy shitting down a chimney and took a pic
>let him get away
lel

I don't think any of them are smart enough to do that

am I supposed to be impressed or something?

>Do you recognise the chimney shitter? Call our newdesk

>a foul-bowelled hooligan unloaded a big, steaming SHIT down his freshly-swept chimney
So the people who write these are the same people who dislike The Sun, right?

holy fuck you fucking got me user

Ava Dalush

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The pic isn't real. The Sunday Sport is 100% fiction.

Their signature articles are celebrity midget lookalike sex scandals. They just fuck about with celeb faces in photoshop, put it on a midget body, then write a story around it.

oh jesus why

that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen

you're supposed to lurk more faggot

Jesus Christ, Favreau, fuck.

how the fuck does he get out of there without breaking the eggs

You think she has a young, hung, black bf?

YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

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He doesn't.
He's in it deep.

I have no idea why Chef grilled cheese threads always reach 300+ replies.

At least PAN, NICE AND HOT threads have a body of content to discuss.

what a terribly inefficient tool to shred meat with

Jack just didn't cook his pork good

On the other hand, you get to feel like a bear

is there something better?
not being a dick, genuinely curious.
made slow cooked pulled pork the other week and shredding it with 2 forks took way more effort than it should have

hey look buddy
i'm an engineer

You must have cooked it wrong because properly cooked pork shoulder falls apart. What did you do?

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>burned on the outside
>raw on the inside

huge shoulder in a crock pot with salt and cider vinegar on low for 10 hrs. remove shoulder, shred with 2 forks, then put back into crock pot with bbq sauce for half an hour

basically this, but with shoulder rather than leg:
youtube.com/watch?v=k1m60eg4C-8

kino

Was there still liquid in the crock for the entire cooking time? Hard-to-pull pork is usually caused by dryness.

I can't really give you any specific tips as I do mine in the oven though.

>tfw forgot to log out of my youtube profile on my dads laptop
>tfw sometimes check my history and find he has been watching the 'dirty nigella' video

My mom's laptop is filled with pictures of naked women and pictures of known-to-be-lesbian-or-bi-waifus and some random waifus.

No lie, if I was a waiter at that restaurant and I saw that faggot art dealer do that to her I'd kick the shit out of that old geezer, job be damned. Then I'd take a distraught Nigella to the back in order for her to freshen up and let her taste what real meat tastes like.

yeah, there was still some left after the initial 10 hrs, guess I'll just use more next time

>tfw when my son leaves me "Dirty Nigella" vids on my laptop

So proud.

now their food is just smothered in a ridiculous amount of cheese. it doesn't look tastey at all

started off good but the greedy fuckers went too far

goes from looking like a tasty but unhealthy sandwich to a fucking abomination in the last few seconds

Reminder that an Aussie radio show played this to her when she was on the show and she hung up

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cant they see its burned

My partner has the same body and is in the kitchen cooking all the time. She made Chocolate eclair for the first time. I can't stop eating them.

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>My partner

A lot of guys who are into meat can't tell if something's burned for some reason. I've seen "professional" BBQers serve completely burned trash almost every time.

I think we're straying slighty off topic

>tfw you find out she's jewish

why are their women so hot i want to be a jew now :(

Truely God's chosen people

D R O P P E D

Jackposters BTFO

>GORDON RAMSAY SEX DWARF

Every. Fucking. Time!

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmgggggggnggggggggggggggg

Thats like cranberry sauce right?

I've never seen a monkey cook i'm pretty impressed.