Can we all agree that Kingsman is utter trash that only appeals the lowest form of subhuman braindead retards?

Can we all agree that Kingsman is utter trash that only appeals the lowest form of subhuman braindead retards?

You mean the Sup Forums?

What was the big deal about the church scene?

I never saw it, nor do I ever want to see it.

So.... yes?

It panders to normies, so yeah, it's shit.

It panders to the same crowd that likes R rated capeshit.

No.

>Muh church scene XD XD XD

church scene would've been action kino if it wasn't for the awful cgi blood

Yes

The protagonist is a Mary sure


>incredible high IQ
>incredible natural agility
>Chad tier looks

It was a memorable moment but clearly your contrarian stance means that any such moment in a film is for plebs. You probably think even Citizen Kane sucks because of muh rosebud.

Every time Sup Forums

Actually, the reason its talked about so much is because it's the film only '"""""""redeeming'"""""" feature.

But he's a manlet. Kingsmen is unapologetic pulp of the lowest degree, and I like it.

Yes, Kingsman is a stupid white male power fantasy.

if you ever wonder why people don't like you, it's shit like this

>5'10"
>manlet

Ummm....

Isn't this same the board that loves BVS and considers it to be one of the best films of the 21st century

Would normies still love this movie if it was a mosque instead of a church?

Everyone knows 5'10" is king of manlets. He's 5'9" though.

I thought the movie was a fun action flick but I think that's mainly because I like Firth and Strong a lot.

Man the church seen was overhyped though.

Slow-mo shooting with "My Name Is Earl" music, am I missing something? I'm guessing it appeals to the Rick and Morty fanbase.

>barely shorter than colin firth
>manlet

yeah, no. Unless firth is a manlet himself

Conservatives, the new punk rock, don't like it because you're killing good Christian boys who dindu nuffin.

>barely shorter than colin firth
Manlet cope

It was a fun popcorn action flick, lighten up, faggot

>inch above average height
>"king of manlets"
no

This.
All my friends wanted me to go with them and I said no.
Everyone was like really?
They thought out if everyone is be the who'd wanna see it most.
They asked me why.
My response, "looks gay."

then they took their pants off and you fucked each other in the asses right?

I agree m'lady

>barely shorter