Is ASMR kino?

Is ASMR kino?

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if you consider faggy cringe bullshit for 20 year old teenagers to be kino then yeah

literally who?

>15 second webm
>3 seconds of footage

What the fuck is ASMR?

Videos of girls making chewing with their mouth open sounds while you masturbate.

Some weird audio shit. My mate showed me this, and to be polite I said it was cool. I was cringing inside. Why the fuck would I want the sound of some girl blowing bubbles in a glass of water in my ears.

it's prostitution

Are there any kissing ASMR's?

It's a tingly, distinct feeling you get. Like it is a special feeling of it's own type, and if you don't get it you can't understand what it's about.

if these girls want you to jerk off to them why dont they just do porn?

Lmao she has the same butt type as my gf.

That's not what it's about. It's about a specisl, totally non-sexual feeling as this guy said.

Sure she does

What videos are these from?

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Emphemeral Rift is the only kino asmr

Why bother trying to move to porn cities like L.A or Miami when you can just stay at home, moan a bit and show some cleavage?

If I was a cutie girl that's what I would be doing. Set up a twitch stream, show some thong and bra and get a youtube channel and do some asmr. Easy cash and you can quit anytime without having any issues with people knowing what you did.

Its also a lot safer than going out and doing porn.

*BFFFRFRFRPPPPTTTTTTTTTTT*

*squeak*

Fpbp

You deserve rape then

waifu shit-posting

you're in denial

Long story short: Videos that are meant to be relaxing. Slow, whispered talking is common. Miscallenous sounds like moving fabric, tapping on items with your fingers and such sometimes triggers a tingly response around the back of the head for a lot of people. Why? I don't know. Probably triggers some kinda memory response to when you were a kid or something.

>guys doing asmr come up with new ideas
>grills just copypasta from others

really joggins the noggins

No, they are pure.

The reason why i started dating her is because i'm a buttman.

sauce on vids pls

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mate

I don't need the sound of chewing at max volume in my ear. It's not harming anyone so I can't complain.

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nerd culture

Yes.
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Bluewhisper made it private, can be found in the usual place easily enough.

Nah i had ASMR sometimes even when i was a kid. I really don't know why only some people get it and why it triggers only from certain things.

I've noticed a trend of people who don't get ASMR are unusually aggressive in their assertion that people shouldn't drink milk.

It's not about enjoying the sound, it's about getting the feeling. If you don't get the feel it's too bad.

What's the usual place?

any cunny asmr?

>Bluewhisper
thanks

>can be found in the usual place easily enough.

yes, yes... the usual place. Refresh my memory

youtube.com/watch?v=uYEjO84iEVg
I gotchu

This.

Female ones are complacent shits for the same reason women are nearly always complacent shits; they can get by on their looks without having to provide anything else of worth.

We all agree that Heather is /ourgirl/ and Dmitri is /ourguy/?

Reddit

r/nsfwasmr, to be specific.

Nigger there are plenty
youtube.com/watch?v=IH7NJkbaXew
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The best and only worthwhile AMSRs are the unintentional ones.

Like tutorials or lip balm collection showscases.

Why is she so perfect?

She has that girl-next-door look. The kind you would have had a crush on in your teens.

You just KNOW she fucks black dudes, though.

It's gone from kino youtu.be/KOgeIp2jHE0
To what is basically porn for juniors. Makes me sick imo Fucking whores ruin everything

who dat whore

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Tell me this isn't Kino.

tard

from the thumbnail she looked like Gibi

Sauce?

do you have to be autistic to "enjoy" this?

No, but you do have to be a patrician.

yes

t. autist

Bored, lonely, curious, but mostly autistic.

It can back fire too much autism and you will probably hate it,... at first.

Kitty ASMR is best ASMR

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I'm not attracted to her.

>eating sounds
i'm literally ptsd'ing over here that shit is fucking gross

Is this how autists view themselves?

Departures episode 2 must be the most elaborate ASMR video ever made.

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I mostly listen to the Japanese stuff. It's either just audio (like what they sell on DLSite) or the performer never shows their face.

it most definitely is

Yawn. Don't you have a Marvel flick to be watching?

Don't you have some ASMR to watch?

is the answer you're hoping for the same as what you'll answer when i ask whether your dick is out for girls chewing into their cameras on youtube?

>ASMR

dumb meme shit

Triggershaming is haram, user.
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The plebs are really trying their best, lads. But as usual, it just isn't good enough.

>tfw use to get it all the time when i went for a hair cut to the point i'd almost fall asleep every time

now i just shave my head at home so I dont even get that anymore

t. shitskin

>dat chin

lmao looks like ratfu had a child with chad thunderchin

Kino isn't a thing. Wacth a movie instead. Flick film movie cinema whatever. Just watch whatever you want to wactch. Sometimes it will be a good movie.
I'm a spoilsport

k-kino

FreshBlush ASMR

Why does jewtube stop playing when you change tabs now? I can't listen to asmr in the background anymore.

My date with the Presidents's Daughet!
Oh Yeah!

thanks senpai

>20 year old teenagers

Wait what

>Sup Forums is full of cucks being cucked by youtube whores

That's so fucking manipulative. I'll bet a bunch of you kissless virgins fall for that shit too and buy her stuff off her Amazon wishlist or whatever.

Get off Sup Forums Grandad.

yes

honestly fucking love her

Why is she so popular?

Departure 1 is still peak ASMR. Departure 2 was just a weird and needlessly complicated cash grab by Allie to promote her new "company" that she started with that other girl.

if that's the case then all these girls are autisic...
:thinking:

FUKKEN NIGGAAAH BITCH

Nah fuck you. It happened midway through a video two days ago and no matter how much I mess with the settings I can't fix it.

Now I have to rip every video to listen to them.

Because of horny teenagers. Instagram generation ruin everything.

Her content is actually really really shit. Look up asmrrequests for some true ASMR artistry

all sorts of names have started whats it called. asmr stuff. it is the big thing at the moment.
sponsors will dry up. but so will other sponsrors
YouTube needs to do something different.
Also, yes, Lawrence, YouTube has been doing phenomenally great. But I'm with you when you say it's just a momentary dip.
This is from waaaaaaaaaaay long ago so never mind. But you might agree with me you salty bastard.

The death of her younger brother really fucked her shit up. Also the degeneration of asmr.

Uh-huh

All sorts of things are You Guys.
Elyse doesnt'n hardly count.

>Actually enjoying Slut ASMR
>Not enjoying commentary free unboxing/preview videos of Japanese rubber vagina sex toys

Do you even?

+cute
+pewdiepie featured her
+leading to other content creators featuring her
+higher end production values
+variety of videos
+has activley made an effort to improve her content

Honestly I don't think she deserves half the hate she gets.She wouldn't make my top ten or even top fifty, but that's the way it goes with popularity most of the time.

stands for Autistic Simulation of a Meaningful Relationship

That feeling is called 'autism'. The more you know!

Are you fucking seriously trying to justify this by convincing yourself it's something "patrician"? There are weirder things people enjoy, you know.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?