Go to beach

>go to beach
>see this

wat do?

Hit its weak spot for massive damage

run away from it desu

cruel
pussy

I smack my bitch up

But the police will issue you a five hundred and ninenty nine US Dollars fine for doing that.

Go to the closest anthill to watch ants.

eat it alive

Throw my pokeballs.

Widen my chinky eyes as well as possible.

i am a pussy, so?

owo

Use it to circumcise hot finnish men. No homo.

...

飲もう!

Call the Turkish embassy

fpbp

Catch it and train it to fight

How the fuck did Kaz Hirai become economic ruler of all Sony?
Is this the power of リッジレーサー?

snibety snab
xd

...

inhuman

I should probably stop eating animals

But they taste so good.

Give it a full photo shoot in its natural envoironment. Then keep continue to enjoy vacancy
>feels good men

they'd do the same to you if they had the chance

why does it feels so much more depraved when it's machines doing it

...

ow so bashing its head in with a stone and then ripping its limbs off is less inhumane?

SMACK