I AM YULAW
I AM YULAW
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yea The One was a fun movie, you should've seen it in the cinema, now stop
I AM NOBODY'S BITCH
ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
I DON'T NEED TO KNOW YOU, YOU ONLY NEED TO KNOW ME
LAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
one of the best endings ever
NO! I WILL BE THE ONE
IIII WILL BE THE ONE!
*SUFFOCATION*
I AM CIA
I AM NOBODY'S BIG GUY
man, should've made a sequel where he escapes the planet, but by the end he lets go with his obsession and becomes more anti-heroic than a straight up good guy/bad guy.
I mean, with the Chinese market being so relevant now this could make mad dosh. and people love Jet.
>should've made a sequel
no you only get One
>sequel
>dosh
fuck off yurotard
>CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
she was so fuckin fine
Carla gugino is one of the few women who look even hotter with short hair
>even hotter with short hair
what would it be named?
Second?
I didn't stutter, did I?
no, it's just pretty gay
Its been a really long time since i've seen this but what if the "good" one dies of old age before Yulaw. Does that mean he can still become the One? I think they were the last two.
ITT: Kino endings for the ages
>dies before yulaw
not likely, although then you wonder whats going to happen when yulaw is finally taken down, does gabe just become god at that moment?
>was
wow, wtf happened?
Jason Statham's awful American accent is one of the best parts of this movie.
I AM THE LAW!
Wait was he even trying to sound American? He sounded like normal to me
I forgot about that damn, really need to rewatch this, those future tech guns were sick
"My own design."
*Jet Li kicks down a light pole*
"Yeah that'll work too."
I like how the good yu had no problems trying to hook up again with his dead wife's doppelgänger. Totally not creepy at all
>tfw they don't make this type of kinos anymore
The One Two.
The Two
Jet Li & Statham mismatched buddy action movie
OY WIW KILL YEW
which jet? yu or g?
Ah, back when he had "hair"
>the one
>no one becomes the one
>Jew Law
I WILL BE THE ONE!
>I'm nobody's goy
Hmm I think Yulaw, it'd be boring otherwise
shame we never got that
He went back in time, you asswipe.
Just a day ago he found out he's a demigod, cut him a break.
yea The One: part two would be great
...
I AM YULAW
I PAY NOBODY TAXES
I WILL BE THE ONE WHO EVADES
meh i'm a sinner
>there are people in this thread right now who don't like the choice of music for the final fight scene
ma niggaz know which part I'm talking about, dat kino
nah no-one would question it, god fucking dammit why don't movies use proper hype music anymore
Do you think there was a Tyrone break the Law?
Who is Nobody and why was Yulaw his bitch?
multiverse, its inevitable that ty breakthelaw existed, Yu killed that nigger tho
ask polyphemus, dudes blind but still coherent
Sucks that Jet Li is so sick he had to retire and can't kick ass anymore.
Mother fucker age is no joke
>hyperthyroidism
That sucks
You're goddamn right
Disturbed's The Sickness album was so fucking good
If not for his illness he could have kicked ass for 10 more years or so.
I hope Donnie Yen won't get sick like this anytime soon.
Tell me about nobody! Why is he the dom!?
shut your mouth and knock on wood NOW
>tfw their will never be another Li Vs Yen on screen
or Li vs. Chan
or Chan vs. Yen for that matter
Good news is we have Jaa, Uwais, and a few others for the next generation of kicking ass.
>Jaa
>Uwais
glorified stuntmen when put next to the likes of Chan, Yen or Li, or even lesser known names from Hong Kong
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
>li vs chan
at least we got one
>chan vs Yen
will never happen
>Jaa
he's retired and moved back to the monastery last I heard
pls stop it hurts too much
>glorified stuntmen when put next to the likes of these other glorified stuntmen
You didn't watch the movie apparently.
>>Jaa he's retired and moved back to the monastery last I heard
Was in the latest XXX movie
He's right, you know.
They're good at fighting - Tony Jaa's incredible, in fact - but they have the collective charisma of a damp rag.
I fear in this pussyfied Brady Bunch shithole of a world we now live in, we're never going to see personalities like Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Chan, Lee, Li, etc ever again.
oh thank fuck he's back, only current one who might match up to the legends
Shanghai Knights
Nah, Iko has that charisma and charm. Dude is on 34 and huge in Indonesia. His popularity is only growing. Same with Tony Jaa. Problem is they will never be utilized properly in movies unless Hollywood stops dicking around like they did with Li, Chan, Lee, and Yen
dude he's been back on screen for a few years and so far everyone points to him having peaked early in his Ong Bak/Tom Yum Goong phase, more than 10 years ago. Things were never the same after he pulled a Col. Kurtz on everybody during the making of Ong Bak 2 and 3, he's already a has been.
>Things were never the same after he pulled a Col. Kurtz on everybody during the making of Ong Bak 2 and 3, he's already a has been.
Wait wut. Where is this coming from cuz this is just too funny if true.
Fast & Furious tie in
It seems kind of silly to send him to an open layout prison dimension filled with murderers while also saying they can't risk him dying because it'll turn the other Li into an interdimensional god.
The One was great but Kiss of the Dragon was kino
You were probably too young when it happened, but it was a huge shitstorm when it happened, he burned bridges he should never have burnt and destroyed his future
When it comes to Tony Jaa, there's pre-meltdown (the promising star) and post-meltdown (the meh)
I feel like Tony Jaa and Iko Uwais will just end up taking odd roles here and there but never being able to really replace the old greats like Chan and Li
I still remember than MTV Movie award when the best fight scene goes to The One when Jet Li vs himself
>MTV Movie award
>The One
>2001
Awesome times, MTV Movie Awards were the bomb from the 90's until about 2005, maybe 2006
I did see a rule 63 law in the movie. Can't find a pic on the Internet tho.