Character is in his 20's

>character is in his 20's
>he never had a gf before

haha yeah, how unrealistic can you get haha

SUCK MY COCK YOU FUCKMAN

¿

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Seriously who could ever relate to something like that?

H-hey guys i-imagine being th-that pathetic, right g-guys? heha wew what l-losers

Its very common for guys who are like 6/10 and below in terms of looks

>Character is over 14
>She is still a virgin
Suspension of disbelief gone

so?

I am 26, I haven't had sex in ten years, and i dont give a shit.

>character is supposed to be an socially awkward autist
>multiple women want his dick

Im 32. I dont even care anymore. It's a great feeling

>character is over 18 and still has never had a kiss from a woman

I don't think that's possible

I'm 18 and just got my first girlfriend last week. And yes I'm that autistic to show off to an anonymous online message board.

wtf i love hips n nips now

>character is 27 yo and still lives with his parents
what kind of loser would do that?

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>character wakes up in the morning
>doesn't get a blowjob from his hot gf
>doesn't have a gf

Fucking hate these movies

heh ikr

how r u doing m9´?

y-yeah

I'm 22 almost 23 and still haven't had a girlfriend.

:(

>character is an 8 year old girl
>still not married to a rich sheikh

my suspension of disbelief will only go so far, Hollywood.

giv jew gf

Newfag

>character is in his 20's and doesn't have a gf to cuddle with at night
haha, what a loser!

>I dont even care anymore
yes you do

heh, yeah. I mean could you even imagine? w-what a loser.

>character is in his 20's
>has a career, gf, house, money, and has things figured out

>Character's life has meaning

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>its a character looks at photos where he shows up and feels sad because hes so ugly episode

Not that user but you can kill off the parts of your brain that care. You'll be worse off for it, but it's for sure possible. How do you think psychopaths are created?`

>it's a character is happier than you episode

>character in his 20s
>has a good job, a home, friends, a wife and children

Posters that talk about suicide and then go "At least I have my gf and my dog."

Kill yourselves.

Fucking Bazinga.

fucking welcome to the nhk

>character is suppose to be a loner
>isn't ugly

>Character is a loner
>Woman notices him and follows him around despite him not wanting anything to do with her

>character doesn't spend all of his free time sitting on a computer in his room to block out his suicidal thoughts through constant escapism even though it just makes his life situation and feeling of well-being worse and with every day that he wastes, suicide seems like more and more of an inevitability

Totally unrelatable.

>mom prepares a huge breakfast
>character just grabs a dry toast and fucks off
every day hollywood strays father from reality

is this supposed to make me feel bad?
I don't give a fuck not having a gf

psychopaths are born
read a book
no wonder you are a virgin

>I don't care about fulfilling my one biological purpose

Sometimes lying to yourself is easier than facing your feelings. That's okay. I do it too.

>character in his late teens
>has kissed a girl
yeah right

I'm having plenty of sex though
Just not actual romantical relationships

feels good to know most of the Sup Forums crossposters here are also /r9k/ crossposters

Literally nothing Sup Forums related in this thread.
Nice try Leaf

well I don't know, they do call it FICTION for a reason after all hahaha

Literally nothing Canadian related in this post.
Nice try pajeet

u r a newfag and/or crossposter

Not him, he's obvious a FUCKING NORMIE REEEEE, but I've never had anything resembling a girlfriend for four years and I don't have the need.

Complaining about Sup Forums in literally every thread is Canadian

>Your primal need dudeeee

Read a fucking book you brainlet, not nobody needs to fulfill instinct tribal needs like you

There is literally nothing wrong with being Canadian

enjoy your genetic line stretching back to through all of human history to the first single-cell organism dying because you are too beta to talk to women

who is this cutey?

Sure thing leaf

>women character in her 20's
>hasnt sucked 50 cocks

Wew lad

>Only way to fulfill happiness in life is to put your pee pee in a woman

brainlet normie logic at its finest

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yeah when you die alone in 60 years you totally won't regret spending your 20's playing video games and jerking off to anime

You aren't missing anything.

>romantical

> it's a user is feeling lonely and daydreaming of a girlfriend again. However, in reality user really is selfish with his time and doesn't feel the human connection needed to sustain a relationship episode.

>Implying
I have a job as web programmer you cuck, I spend my free time drawing and writing romance as a hobby

stop projecting you betalord

I'm almost 29 and never had a gf.

After some time you just get used to the idea.

I believe that I will die alone with no children to carry my genes into the future.

I'm saving myself for Jesus

>psychopaths are born
Yeah, why else would someone be a virgin at that age if they aren't fucking crazy? That user, like most psychos, just isn't aware that those parts of his brain were always missing.

30 here and is getting harder by the day. Do you have some advice to help me keep my sanity?
Thank you.

>implying I don't regret that NOW

top memz m8

Fuck, this thread hit me hard.

>die alone with no children to carry my genes into the future.
good

Hey at least you didn't hit your 20's people are ok with that.

>Character in High School/College
>Doesn't have several friends, love interests, and constantly getting into social situations and events
Like I get them trying to illustrate they're unpopular but exaggarating it to that point is really unrealistic. Why not just make them kind of awkward socially but still capable of making connections with people easily? That'd be way more believable.

Was anyone else a full blown autist in high school and was completely oblivious to girls making moves on you?

Looking back i 100% could have got laid a bunch of times if i wasnt so socially retarded

>young male character
>females acknowledge his existence and consider him a potential mate, even if only hypothetically, instead of automatically disqualifying him as one would a mailbox
hey i don't think so

Nope, my perception of ow unattractive I was, was completely accurate.

>I spend my free time drawing and writing romance
>I don't give a fuck not having a gf

lmao

Get a load of this guy

I do a lot of tabletopping and general social stuff with coworkers.

made me kek and feel

too close to home m8

>watching tv with parents
>some successful young person with a job and a better future than me appears
>can see in my parents eyes that they wish that was me
What's worse is that I don't even feel bad about it anymore. I feel nothing.

Good for you man!

Y-yeah weird as fu-fuck am i right guys? hehe ;_;

yep. I remember at least 4 girls who were interested in me. I acknowledged it but a mix of low self steem, lack of social skills, introvertedness and being afraid I wouldn't be good enough for them held me back.

also fuck you for reminding me that, user. I won't sleep well tonight.

This is worse, so much worse.

How have most of you people never had a gf? Did you just never talk to a girl before? They were all as scared as you are some point.

that point being the age of 13 when they sucked their first dick

Fuck. I hated this shit on The 70s Show.

The mother always used to make a breakfast loaded with eggs, bacon, sausages and waffles but they'd literally have one bite of the waffle and leave. Who the fuck does that in real life?

>He wasn't an unloved creep as a child who grew into an unloved man

I'm 26 year old virgin and pretty much gave up with women and getting pussy. It's a nice feeling since talking to chicks is easier now.