Why do crabby brats pretend there is a better comic book cape movie?

Why do crabby brats pretend there is a better comic book cape movie?

people fear what they don't understand

Why do you spam that?

it is garbage
synder raped the source material
it has the soundtrack of a teenager who just discovered dad rock
it has the cringiest sex scene in all the moive history
the plot doesn't even make sense because russia would just use the opportunity to nuke america

now kill you'reself

There really isn't though there are some others I consider just as good.

watchmen a shit
these two are the absolute pinnacle of capeshit movies

>it is garbage
No
>synder raped the source material
No
>it has the soundtrack of a teenager who just discovered dad rock
Partially
>it has the cringiest sex scene in all the moive history
No
>the plot doesn't even make sense because russia would just use the opportunity to nuke america
No
>now kill you'reself
Ok

@82184996
don't reply to me your shit eater monkey

Wasn't it cringe on purpose? Also can you explain how 2 white people having sex in private without the woman showing dissatisfaction is the cringiest sex scene in history?

epic post!
upvoted for le total irony xD

funny thing, i'm watching this movie right now and can someone explain why veidt betrayed the watchmen and killed Blake?

He's talking about when Laurie and Night Owl banged in the jet. It was pretty terrible. The Manhattan scene was fine.

>He's talking about when Laurie and Night Owl banged in the jet.
What makes you think I don't understand that? Is here another scene in Watchmen that has 2 whites fucking?

Nothing about the post was ironic
Not that I would expect complete plebeian to understand

in the comic is becuase blake found the island with the proto squid and went insane and was about to open his mouth

in the movie it is just BECAUSE since there is no island and no squid do be discovered

the movie fucking sucks

Finish the movie. If you still don't get it read the superior book.

I don't remember her expressing satisfaction except when Manhattan replicated himself. Sry it's been a while

Dissatisfaction I mean

what, you were too young for the first two?

Because BvS and MoS exist.

>because russia would just use the opportunity to nuke america

No, I'd assume there were Dr. Manhattan reactors in Moscow and/or Saint Petersburg too, so they got attacked and duped along with everyone else.