DUDE WHITE PEOPLE JUST WANNA STEAL OUR SUPERIOR BODIES LMAO

>DUDE WHITE PEOPLE JUST WANNA STEAL OUR SUPERIOR BODIES LMAO
>IM BASICALLY WHITE SINCE MY BLACK FATHER ABANDONED ME AND I GREW UP IN MY MOM'S HIGH UPPER CLASS WHITE FAMILY BUT WHITE PEOPLE ARE CREEPY AF AMIRITE BROTHAZ LMAO
>DUDE I MARRIED A JEWESS WHO'S CONVINCED ME THAT WHITE PEOPLE ONLY TALK NICE TO ME BECAUSE IM BLACK AND THEY WANNA TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME SOMEHOW SO FUCK DRUMPHF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE LMAO THEY CREEPY AF
>DUDE IM BASICALLY BROUGHT UP WHITE BUT I CAN STILL GET IN TOUCH WITH "MA BROTHAZ" BY HIGHLIGHTING THEIR NON-EXISTENT STRUGGLE LMAO

Fuck Jordan Peele. He was literally brilliant in the Key&Peele show and I believe he was the main creative source behind it, but GET OUT was just embarrassing. Jordan, if youre reading this, youre NEVER gonna be black, the way you're hoping to be. You can pander to niggaz for a 100 years straight and youre still gonna be just an oreo to them...you fucking RETARD

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Did his black dad really abandon him? Surely he can't be such a walking cliche.

>le experience racism daily man

you sound fun

What the fuck was fun about this creepy ass racist movie?

>the more uppity niggers get the more I am in favor of just removing them from the planet
What benefits do niggers bring to mankind?

The movie is making fun of white libs who pretend to be great racial allies after the election of Obama but are still by and large spooked by spooks and their strange culture. That phony sort of faux "we're with you" bullshit that white libs pull off so well. You know the sort I'm talking about

>"Hey man I voted for Obama, I'm on your side, wasn't that Malcolm X a great fella?"

It's not an indictment on white people as a whole, just the sort of white people who would actually pay money to sit through this shit

>all those idiots on social media who took this as a deep sociopolitical commentary when it's a fucking satire

>is a fat fuck with no creativity and little intelligence
>makes a movie about white liberals wanting to race-mix just to steal superior black bodies
The blatant insecurity projection is the thing that worries me the most about this film.

You must be a hit at parties.

perhaps we should all think about our own blatant insecurity projection

Is OP, dare I say, triggered? And is in need of a safe space?

He already knows this user. Him and Key both. Theyve been told by the community and their peers that they arent black enough to be taken seriously in the african american community. They both also agree that they arent "whiting it up" regardless of what their sketches and movie Keanu make you think. They are both currently the most successful black comedians in Hollywood behind only Kevin Hart.

Underage detected who doesn't know that satire IS sociopolitical commentary

Do you think this is a party?
Do you think youre in an online party right now?

>racist movie
Pussy

yes we are have you met my wife carol
"how do you do"

*Slaps your wife's ass*

At the end of the day, "woke" nigs and lefties are pretending this shit is deep and thought provoking. That's like saying Blazing Saddles is deep and thought provoking. Most of the people I see propping this shit heap up are whites with jungle fever and ultra light Shaun King looking types.

>another thread was deleted so this one could exist

Did he ever even indicate ANY of this? Honestly it just seems like a decent plot that could have worked without the race aspect, but he included it because he's black and because it would get the movie more attention. You're projecting hard OP

So basically the white people this movie was intended for didnt get it's point and the rest of us non-"libs who pretend to be great racial allies after the election of Obama but are still by and large spooked by spooks and their strange culture" just watched a movie where our racial self inserts are creepy as fuck, conspiring body snatchers.

Great job Jordan. You dont seemed confused at all.

Is rap a benefit?

>such projection
You probably watch Colbert unironically

user.... that's just a giant pillow case

How in the fuck would this movie work without the race aspect? It's literally built around it from scratch.

>it just seems like a decent plot

Its essentially The Stepford Wives.

you watched this movie? lmfao what a fucking idiot

>literally brilliant in the Key&Peele
maybe it's cause i'm not american, but I found their skits incredibly unfunny

>racial inserts

i dont relate to WASPy Baby Boomer yuppy fucks

Yeah I did. Im OP btw and Im a big fan of his because of his show so I was really excited for this despite what the trailers and reviews clearly showed.

i liked keanu tho, desu senpai.

>they arent black enough to be taken seriously in the african american community.

b-b-but that's racist!!!

gender equality. womans liberation.

Was sad to see Burr recommend this movie. Is he 100% cucked now?

Continental Breakfast, Family Matters, and the Gremlins 2 sketch are all fantastic.

Yeah no shit, thats why I said "racial" and not "societal" or based on class.

The whole movie is just normal, fun, black people-white crazy people. There's literally no sane, normal white person in the whole movie.

So this is the director of the western AKIRA remake?

ayo all whytes b crazee foo

Yeah and if I it was handled poorly like this was (only sane rational women-only insane as fuck creepy men) you would say that Im projecting exactly in the same fashion you did.

Its the same exact argument with ghostbusters basically
>this movie is shit
>nah youre just projecting your insecurities lmao

i watched this documentary about this chick who grew up in a jewish family but was obviously half black.

her mother had an affair with some random black dude and her father and her entire family just pretended it was some genetic anomaly and she came out darker because of some distant relative who had darker features.

she found out when she was 20 or something that she was half black and immediately started hanging out with only black people and did the whole you can't understand the black experience thing even though she grew up in an upper class jewish family in upstate ny.

>a big fan
>because of his show

you must have some fucking brain damage. his show was terrible, he's terrible, his boyfriend is terrible

>gets really excited for things

found the newfag redditor

take that up with the nogs who said it.

youtube.com/watch?v=JrqVppNsD5c

>DAE altright trumpkins are as easily triggered as sjws, they're pretty much the same amirite

Get Out is still kino tho. You can't convince me otherwise, faggots

don't like 60% of black children not have their fathers in their lives? i don't think it can even be called a cliche. it's just the norm.

yes he watches anime too nowadays

i saw that too.

it was hilarious that she didnt even despise her mom for what she did.

and then she married a black dude.

hilarious.

I like how both protagonists are photographers

>you must have some fucking brain damage. his show was terrible, he's terrible, his boyfriend is terrible
Youre a fucking retard if you believe that. Besides the boring as shit, dick-sucking Obama sketches the show is one of the best comedy skit shows ever.

>you would say that Im projecting exactly in the same fashion you did.

Nah, mane, you got it twisted, I aint that person. You got the wrong guy.

>upper class jewish family in upstate ny

upstate ny'er here. went to school with this half and half chick who is super "racially woke" now on social media and its maxiumum annoying. Always going on about privilege and racism and shit. Only reason she got into Colombia is because her daddy is a nigger, but that isn't privilege. Her mom is some full coon and she hd the lightest skin out of all the black kids at our high school and even rocked her hair straight like all the white kids.

she has been hyping up this shit non stop and constantly spamming FB with her "woke" bullshit, using reaction pics from GET OUT and other black pop culture icons like she is so witty and snarky but she fails to see the irony in her own situation.

shes going to college for screenwriting too, fucking barf.

1 or 2 "funny" sketches does not a great show make. Key and Peele is most definitely NOT one of the best comedy skit shows ever, not like that's a low fucking bar or anything. The worst parts of the ass end of MadTV are better than almost anything from KnP

Thats basically Jordan only he knew all along he was black.

Obviously we have different tastes, what can I say.
Yours is shit, mine is patrician, thats life.

>likes Key and Peele
>watched GET OUT
>patrician

lol "no"

c-can I be black too?

How much more insecure can a person be lol

Get out was pure kino

I'm black and he is entertaining so he gets a pass. I miss when this board wasn't ass hurt about blacks and females 24/7 and it was only about half the day. I'd take Australians over you insecure children.

>he is entertaining
Where did I say he wasnt?
>so he gets a pass
What the fuck does this even mean? I already said I love key & peele, does that mean I should give "passes" to anything they shit out no matter how good or bad? You sound like a faggot

wew
whitey's triggered: the thread

Get Out's the best horror film in years

>horror film
It was a psychological thriller at best

But this thread isn't about a movie

>WAAHHHHH I WANT MORE ROB ZOMBIE MOVIES

Why OP. Why do you enjoy shit.

>It's an "Alt-right crybabies confuse the themes of GET OUT when it's a satire on the Left" thread

Why can't he have his own struggles?
I don't think he's ever claimed to represent every ghetto nigger.

If you're insecure about your race you can experience racism from yourself every day, just like manlets experience heightism every day. People giving weird looks, not taking you seriously.

nice strawman
movie was shit, admit it

>I WANT A 20TH SAW MOVIE
>WHY CAN'T HORROR MOVIES JUST BE REMAKES OF SHIT WE HAD IN THE 70'S/80'S
>WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Shit taste.

The best rap artists in the world are white and Asian, try again.

are you ok

no...

>not an argument

Reddit is waiting mate. I think you'll find yourself a better audience there.

No its not.

The fact that a black person chooses to demonize specifically this group of whites says a lot about the director and the racism in America today.

It shows that outright discrimination is very rare in this country, forcing him to choose as his avatars of racism an average upper class white family whos only racial transgression is an eagerness to please (until they start doing horror movie shit of course).

>BUT LIBERALS ARE KEEPING BLACKS ON THE PLANTATION THEIR POLICIES HURT BLACK PEOPLE

At no point in the movie is this point of view expressed or even hinted at. The movie doesn't suggest that liberals have a genuine desire to help blacks that ends up hurting them. In fact, the big reveal is that the liberal family is a bunch of actual racists transplanting their superior white brains into superior black bodies. The deep political commentary simply isn't there. "white ppl b raciss and cray-z", is the only consistent message throughout.

It is the perfect example of the disdain blacks have for all whites. Out of touch references to black culture and awkward conversation are apparently all it takes to insult a nigger, as those are the only crimes committed by our villains (until they start body swapping with niggers ofc). Even the most loyal card carrying liberals are painted as being secretly racist existential enemies to blacks. Various scenes consist of nothing but anti white hate porn. The protagonist strangling the white girl. The white girlfriend sipping milk while dressed all in white.

Why do you guys blow everything out of proportion ? Like seriously you remind me of the tumblr whales it really makes me think ...

>horror film

it was a comedy

This. It insists upon itself. Everyone who watches it pretends its some mindblowing MUST SEE piece of art, true kino for the woke age. At best it's base board bare bones. Shallow and pedantic.

There are cuckolds and niggers out there misrepresenting this shit as something that is profound and deep and meaningful, with a thought provoking message to deliver.

Oh Jesus, you have drank deep of the kool-aid. The movie is absolutely an indictment of white liberal hypocrisy, from the uncomfortably creepy way they treat Chris, to their bullshit about black people being "in".

wtf he's half white? looks like a full nigger.

race mixing not even once.

Where is white liberal hypocrisy? The liberals in this movie aren't revealed to be causing blacks harm out of some misguided sense of self righteousness. The scathing "indictment" is simply, "These white liberals are actually racists who think we are inferior". If even the group of whites that bend over to minorities the most are secret racists what does this say about Keys overall opinion of whites? Director even says as much.

>For while when we had a black president, we were living in this post-racial lie,” he added. “The idea of, ‘We’re past it – we’re past it all!’ For me, and for many people out there – as all black people know – there’s racism. I experience it on an everyday basis. This movie was meant to reveal that there’s this monster of racism lurking underneath some of these seemingly innocent conversations and situations.

Obviously most of his interactions with whites are with limousine liberals like the ones depicted in his movie. He genuinely believes these people are secret racists and not just virtue signalling cucks. You cant win with these people because they will never feel comfortable around you, and will make up reasons for why its your own fault. Diversity is not a strength.

archive.boston.com/news/globe/ideas/articles/2007/08/05/the_downside_of_diversity/?page=3

Probably the same people who insist Kanye West is a genius who keeps it "Cool, Calm, and Collected like the Romans"
Propaganda apologists btfo

They literally are, if not worse and no amount of greentexting or mockingly quoting that fact makes it any less true.

>you just can't win with these people
Pfffft
I'm curious, how many black people do you actually interact with on a regular basis?

What was the point of the token Japanese dude?

>neets
>interacting with people

you guys ever stop thinking about politics and just watch movies?

I find it hard to believe he's half white.
Look at that face.
His father must have been a literal ape.

As opposed to Peele, who is so triggered by his upper class life he had to make a movie about how oppressive it is that white people are nice to him.

I think 50% but yeah, it's pretty much an either or with it usually being fatherless.

To show that Asians are allied with whites against Negroes, supposedly.

Among other stats that are the norm.

Asians are allied with no one. Whites treat them as either exotic fucktoys or complacent labor. Blacks rob their stores and bash on them all the time.

In fact, the only group that MIGHT ally with Asians are Latinos since they're both considered to be not part of the US mainstream, retain their ethnic culture and roots, work hard, and favor strong familial ties. But I'm willing to bet they'll turn on each other too.

>movie built around politics
do you ever stop just watching movies and think about their politics?

Ive seen figures that are above 70%

Plenty. One of my good friends in high school was a mulatto. He was always getting roasted by his full black friends. I live in a hispanic area so most of the "blacks" I know have been mulattoes, but then again so is Key.

Not like that matters anyway.

Are you really going to use that argument for a movie this openly political?

How do you even define what is politics and what is "normal"? Just admit you don't want to take any sort of position. Can I make a movie where all the black characters are ooking and eeking apes and pretend it isn't a political statement? Just portraying negroes as normal members of society is a political statement as far as I'm concerned. Maybe they should stop making all this "blacks are people too" propaganda?

Get back to me when Trump supporters literally cry on video and threaten suicide over a political thing not going their way.

Careful you might get banned posting facts.

This movie is overtly political, so this kind of reaction is inevitable. How delusional are you?

What does any of that have to do with a this movie?

I don't remember this ever being a political movie.
It just has some white people as villains and a black guy as the protagonist.

Do you ever stop thinking about your political beliefs and just watch a movie?

The literal definition of a strawman

youtube.com/watch?v=2PqD-MeItDI

You can take your nap now.

America's first black president was literally a halfie who's black father abandoned his white mother. Could it even get more stereotypical than that? I honestly think it's kind of sad.
Not just that but Barack actually retroactively changed his name to his deadbeat dad's last name because he had a daddy complex, and made a book named after him.