New Zealand? Commies??

Ok, so I'm watching this The Young Turds video of the RNC...They interview a Texan woman who say she's moving to New Zealand if Hillary win.

Everyone in the comments section is making fun of her, claiming things like "Hillary Clinton would be considered far right-wing here, muh healthcare LOL XOXO!"

I know New Zealand is more liberal than the US in general, but this seems pretty hyperbolic.

>pro-free healthcare (and we already fucking have it)
>progressive taxation (already one of the highest tax rates)
>muh diversity/trannys/gay everything
>big gov't and trillion$ spending on social programs
>heavily advocates strict gun laws and banning of certain guns
>religion of peace...nothing to see here guys
>strong environmental regulations
...and so on and so forth. How the fuck would Hillary be right-wing in New Zealand or most anywhere? She seems pretty inline with most democratic socialists in the west (right down to the corruption.

Am I missing something? Kiwis?

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Normies just trying to Americans away,

and they think they are being cleaver and snide by making fun of your "oh so right wing" political establishment. They really have no clue what they're talking about.

They just think it's fun to make fun of Americans

I hate that attitude, especially amongst irrelevant European countries. They don't seem to realise that the US, despite its flaws, is the worlds biggest contributor to society, in regards to science, music, design, pretty much everything under the sun.

i have no idea but they think she is right wing here and that trump is a super facist

They also think our shitty ACC is the same as a comprehensive universal healthcare, when it's just a fucking 200 day waiting line of bullshit that you end up paying for half the time anyway

And they believe that having "universal healthcare" and being "left" in general makes us/them more civilised and less barbaric than those gun toting yanks

I kind of thought so...I believe someone even said Bernie "viva la revolution" Sanders would a centrists in New Zealand.

Kek, that old Jew commie literally praised the Sandinistas.

on the other hand this is great that right wingers would immigrate to nz

all the hard out US gun owners seem to think we are some mecca for guns rights as well

Oh, KEK...Kiwis are freaking out about that in the comments.

>REEEEEEE gun loving rayciss rednecks fuck off! We'll gonna build a wall now!!

nah he would be still left wing in nz

>They interview a Texan woman who say she's moving to New Zealand if Hillary win.
Yeah she can fuck right off. She can move to mexico if she wants her moving to mean anything.

no i want right wing migrants

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Same then we can get based Winston in charge

Calm down...she said New Zealand. She knows you're full.

>t. land Jew

like anyone on this board gives a fuck about some boring as fuck sport for senior citizens
you aussies are fine by me as long you keep acting a shield to stop those Indonesian fucking immigrants from reaching us

>boring as fuck sport
what are you a bloody maori

Strict gun control?
I have a B, C, E endorced NZ firearms licence, i can own whatever i want.
How many other countrys in the anglosphere aside from the US and NZ will let you own functional select fire weapons?

I'm from NZ you dirty spic.

>Am I missing something?
She's a war hawk that give zero fucks concerning blowback or even her own people's deaths, New Zealand isn't exactly down with that type of shit
>pic unrelated

New Zealand is a country of 60million sheep, 5million of which think they are human. No people live there.

yeah but she just hates Hilary

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Maybe Canada...I honestly don't know much about guns.

Kek, your flag says otherwise...I'm not a mind reader you know.

>cancerous mass culture, importing revolutions, poverty, degeneracy and submissing everyone to their economics

Your flag says America, I still know you're from Mexico.

I've you're going to make an unoriginal joke at least get the facts somewhat right yank

We're a dairy country now

NZ is a piece of shit. Pic related is the only thing of value they have ever produced.

>Ukraine
>Blaming someone else for Importing Revolutionaries

lel

They have pretty strict regulations on magazine capacity, don't they?

US funded revolution in my country as well, I have all right to be mad.

yeah but the loopholes are so easy to get through

Because the only people who post legitimate comments on the internet are fucking liberal faggot cucks.

Hillary's a criminal, Trump is based and we need an equivalent over here, John Key is a kike who's ruining the country, Helen Clark got BTFO of the UN and I'm glad.

All I can say is NZ needs more right-wingers.

7 for like normal rifles .22 .308 etc
15 for anything "military semi auto" which you can't do much with them accept ranges or special like pest control licences

That's true...but NZ doesn't exactly have the same global world police role either.

It's really the biggest difference Hillary has that I can think of between other leftists.

Make New Zealand great again.

NZ First is the best we have but it's full of autists and old fucks

I would rather not have more Amerifats come here.

I get enough of them that come into my bar. Fucking Joe Biden was in the country on Wednesday, drove past my bar with his fucking entourage of limos and Ford Expeditions. Makes me sick.

proofs

>Trump is based and we need an equivalent over here

We have one.

>the only based man in nz politics is a fucking half maori, half scot.

Forgot pic.

>George (((Soros))) funded revolution in my country...
Fixed that for you.

When I say an equivalent, I mean someone with as much chance of winning as Trump.

Based Winnie can be based all he likes, but it won't stop our current kike from winning another election. MMP is fucking cancer.

Is he the based Maori that hates the Chinese?

The laws are strange.

On a standard A licence you can have almost any semi auto provided it dosnt have a freestanding pistol grip or military features like a bayonet lug.
Removable magazines on an A licence have to be limited to 7 rounds.

B endorcement allows handguns for target shooting only

E endorcement allows you to have Military style semi autos, basicly anything you want as long as its not select fire
Can be had for target/hunting/culling

C endorcement allows you to buy anything you want for a 'collection', your not allowed to shoot them but they can be fully functional

Was never great. You should have joined us when you had the chance bro.

what are the chances do you think of getting southland/otago to vote winston?
I've got my family over but most rural farmer types are national cucked

>your not allowed to shoot them
ahahahaha thats a fucking joke of a rule

He's the based maori that hates the chinese, the maori, and the paki/indians

You have globalists in charge of your country, didn't you notice?

Yeah we have more than our fair share of Normies

C endorsement is for historical or theatrical guns, like muskets and shit

Kettle calling the pot black

Haha i know right

>"I Promise Officer, scouts honor"

We had Helen Clark for a while and she left a pretty bad taste in our mouths. Women can be equally reviled for being shit leaders and her party has not recovered since.

Nat Soc need to colonize NZ

they only have 4 million people, like 500k right wingers could swing the whole countries demographics in our favor.

but the downside would be my culture would be destroyed

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What culture? We have no culture. Our culture consists of other peoples culture.

what culture is that?

Pretty sure if you just add based gun laws and free speech we would be set.


>And whites only

Yes and my M16A1 is historicly important and the lower/bolt carrier is historicly important to the impending colapse of society

white nz culture is a colonial form of british culture

Hasn't dairy taken a massive hit under national? I'd tell them about TPP and how it will allow multinational companies like monsanto to dictate how they raise stock and how they will manipulate it to their own benefit costing the average farmer more for using their gm insecticides and shit and how Winston Peters is the only one who opposes it.

>>pro-free healthcare (and we already fucking have it)
The healthcare system here is worthless. Especially compared to the USA. Just today a news article was about a 12 year old girl having to go to the USA for a Kidney replacement as her options here were exhausted, essentially condemned to die by the Canterbury District Healthboard and their wild incompetence.

article for reference-
stuff.co.nz/national/health/82317404/nights-on-dialysis-has-maddies-family-chasing-kidney-transplant-in-united-states

Traffic lights on wrong side of the road too

everything from rugby to tall poppy would be swept away and replaced with soccer playing euro fags

i was watching dual survival and the new guy is a kiwi, he made the comment in one of the episodes "we got the food, if only he had a couple of sheep, we'd be set", is sheep fucking really that common there?

John key is a money hungry kike, not that different from Clinton really.

we have pretty based gun laws. not as good as most US states but better than Aussie or Europe.

You would fuck sheep too if your women looked like our women.

>Kettle calling the pot black
>Kettle calling the pot
>Ketting calling pot

It's the other way around mate. " Pot calling the kettle black."
Stop being an autist

60 million sheep 4 million people

The white girls here range from ugly to hot, maoris and other assorted filth is absolutely disgusting.

So much so its part of the practical exam for your citizenship test.

Good thing Australia and NZ have an open border policy

New Zealand is just a meme country. Every American says that if they don't get what they want they'll move to the farthest corner of the Earth to get away from it and it just so happens New Zealand speaks English so every burger picks there.

It's not even a good country either. Nice scenery but if you want job prospects you're fucked.

If Hillary wins we're more then happy for the Trump supporters to come to Australia, whites only.

Ever slept outside in the open air? a couple of sheep can keep your warm for the night

>white girls in NZ
>ever being hot

Even if they're attractive they're vapid fucking stupid whores.

How long can you ride a motorcycle comfortably there? 5 mos a year?

like farmers listen to reason
they just vote national because they seem "country" friendly, also Bill english has cucked clutha/southland for pretty much ever they love him

The only thing they listen to is when you say winston will kick out the asians and the he hates maoris

also dairy farmers are dependent on fonterra and they all think that labour would go to town on fonterra regulations and they would be hit so they get scared in national

good eye m8

Ok /r9k/

Your in Melbourne arnt you?

If trump dosnt get elected be should come here, Join one nation with Pauline and build a Wall around fucking Melbourne

If you don't know what ag day or a spotter board is you should probably fuck off back to whatever foreign land you or your parents came from

Why does it matter? same message. You're an autist too.

jesus, i thought it was just a joke

Don't knock it before you try it

>no argument

Because you know I'm right faggot. Our women are the most promiscuous and shallow dullards on earth.

It is

Most of the sheep farms have been replaced by dairy farms, you only really see sheep in hilly areas now

uni girls can be cuties
or average looking sluts

it's not all bad

My argument is you're a bitter virgin

Riding in Auckland sucks, lane splitting puckers my ass since no one indicates.

South island is meant to be godlike tho.

the sad end of a era

Mate have you been to Sydney lately?

This. White girls in NZ are hot, it's just they're usually in the upper class and become spoiled vapid fucking stupid whores
Ok cuck

>uni girls
They just suddenly get hot for a 3ish year period?

m8 yes it is the roads in otago and central south island are fantastic

The only cute uni girls I have seen on my campus have been asians.

Then again, I live in Albany. Around here its literally "spot the whitey" and I myself don't even count for that.

> big government
> leftist

You burgers truly are retarded. Either that or brainwashed. And conditioned.

fuck off cunt, we are full.