Remind me again why England considers him a footballing legend

Remind me again why England considers him a footballing legend.

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We don't

The papers do, but when did that reflect reality?

For a brief moment against Greece he might have been highly liked

Because he's jewish.

He won a game against mighty Ecuador all by himself in 2006

He is more or less the only English player of his generation who is not an IQ-89 chav who would have been a football hooligan if he didn't make it as a player.

because he's handsome silly

He is one of the dumbest footballers of his generation. Just listen to any interview with him.

Scored gainst the Colossi of Rhodes.

Beckham was a no good gloryboy who stole the spotlight from better players like Scholes

did a good free kick that one time

'e 'ad pashun for the three lions
or something

he's literally won the league at literally every club he's ever been at minus PNE which was a 7 game loan or some shit

when he signed the pre-contract agreement with LA the madrid manager and board said he'd never play for them again

not only did he play for them again, he was influential in them winning the league

he clawed his way back into Real Madrid's first team starting eleven and also did the same with England when it was said he'd never play for them again

also watch any fight or skirmishes, Beckham always backed up his teammates, he's a solid person and a bro

also when he was at AC Milan Carlo Ancelotti said he was tactically and technically better than Kaka so let's pretend all the English couch potatoes and Sup Forums nobodies know more than Carlo...

nostalgia for when English players weren't all half breed pacebabbys with five surnames

why is it always a damn leaf with the full autism

>England captain
>played over 100 times for his country
>played in the most dominant side in PL history
>won trophies galore

CAPTAIN.LEADER.LEGEND

>he's literally won the league at literally every club he's ever been at minus PNE which was a 7 game loan or some shit
Except at Milan, and his one at PSG doesn't count.

>Beckham
>smart

you should remain neutral because your opinions are terrible

so much wrong here.

He won at Milan retard look it up

no, there's not

>who is not
>a chav
>sub-89 IQ

You got it all wrong first-aid kit. Beckham is a fucking idiot on all levels. He makes Rooney sound like Sir Anthony Hopkins.

People always bring up THAT free kick but that wouldn't have mattered if Germany didn't screw the pooch in their final group game.

It speaks volumes they couldn't beat Greece at home and needed help from Germans to qualify.

This

If he didn't marry a spice girl and become a celebrity he would be considered a world class player by everyone. He became so overrated he ended up being underrated. He was average at a lot of things but was incredible at set pieces and crossing and was besides scholes the best long passer of the last 20 years.

He didn't win anything at Milan, you fucking ape.

>If he didn't marry a spice girl and become a celebrity he would be considered a world class player by everyone.
So fucking retarded

How many Champions Leagues and MLS cups did you win?

>MLS cups

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Because we would have won the World Cup if he hadn’t hoofed that Argie

we dont you just make things up in your head because you're mentally ill

t. Paul Gascoigne