Akinfenwa

How is he so large?

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Look at this dude

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Hes a big guy

just imagine his BBC ghmmmmm

Get him on the plane now that Kane is injured. Murray and Akinfenwa will spook the fuck out of any team

hench

1.80 m, as tall as me
Hes just fat

not that The Beast counts, but why aren't there more huge powerful target men in soccer? like 6'4"+ 220+ lbs.

No point

Lol y'all think that's a big guy? He's got nothing on Chloe

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they are not that effective.

and if they were, a lot of players changes their position along their careers.
Torres started in the youth academy as a goalkeeper.So no one would train their body for a specific role because that would narrow their range a lot

For the top levels of the game, they would have absolutely no stamina.

the face on the white guy though.

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This.

It explains why Akinfenwa has forever been a lower league clogger.

THICC

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All the big target men are playing in the NFL having the time of their life

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anyone who watches him play regularly

does he actually do any running?

Handegg players need oxygen after doing one sprint. How are they meant to run for 90 minutes? although I am impressed with the stamina of rugby players who are huge cunts an play 80 minutes with few stoppages.

most really tall fuckers become goalkeepers and centrebacks

Not a lot, literally just bullies defenders.

Several managers have told him to lose mass but he won't kek

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Black Higuain

There are 6'4 men but they are slim

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in awe at the size of this lad

6'5

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I'M A BIG GUY

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he's only 5'11" 224

he's just fat and most soccer players are manlets or lanklets so he looks like a big guy for you by comparison

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The average height in soccer is 5'11 1/2

>elokobi
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bullshit

For you

Center-backs are fast and have good stamina now. Fast manlets like G. Jesus are more effective than header merchants.

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Just search for images with him next to other players

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>there actually exists a picture of Elokobi and Akinfenwa playing against each other
Over 400lbs in this image alone!

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>he needs two people to break 400 lbs
pathetic sport for tiny pathetic """"men""""

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That guy is literally obese.

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>186kg (405lbs)

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ABSOLUTE MAD MAN

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BIG CUNT XI (only decent players allowed)

Neuer
Ivanovic Kompany Morgan Valencia
Dembele Yaya Fellaini
Zlatan Lukaku Bale

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this is stupid

he looks like a complete trash but i am not a NFL scout so what can i say

Can you use a single leg technique on NFL?

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no you're right, he is complete trash. it's just ridiculous to watch this giant push around some kids

Who is the strongest man in all of sport? For me, it's Tochinoshin

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>being called fat is hardly going to anger a man who suffered appalling racism in Lithuania.
>‘In my first pre-season game I heard “Zigga, Zigga, Zigga, kill the f****** n*****”.

>‘I was 18 and remember wondering what have I got myself in to,’ he says. ‘Another time, an 11-year-old girl ran up to me and said “white power” and did the Hitler sign in my face.

for (you)

I don't even think he's carrying much fat these days desu

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>the Hitler sign
what's that? and lmao @Lithuanians thinking they are White

Are there any footballers who are like 7'

There are a handful of 6’8” pro soccer players. No 7’. Most notable would be Peter Crouch

Saw this dude live in Tokyo. Is he really famous?

>Be top-level sumo wrestler
>Be told you have to lose weight

He won the most recent sumo tournament back in January, which is a pretty major accomplishment when the wrestler isn't already in one of the top ranks.

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Move over.

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>tfw everyone forgot about Jan Koller

for you

absolute unit

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he got dabbed on ;_;

I've missed this

its athletic bulk, like sumo

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Knee explosions and soccer prioritizes fast fucks who change direction well. Taller guys with lots of muscle aren't made for that type of game, and play forward in rugby instead.

Akinfenwa + Crouch = 2 SPOOPY 4 ME