>...but our main story tonight is—you guessed it—Donald Trump
>*audience moans*
>I know, I know! We're all tired of hearing about him. It's like that friend who won't stop telling you that you should see Hamilton
>*audience laughs*
>'Bro! It's like... so amazing! You have to see it! I can't believe you haven't seen it!'
>*audience is cackling*
>*John cracks a quick smile*
>It really is a great play though, great play
>But seriously, we do have a good reason to focus on Trump tonight.
>You see, two days ago Trump met with Raimonds Vējonis, the president of Latvia
>A country you care so little about, you didn't even realize that this isn't a picture of Latvia, it's Casey Affleck being raped to death by Amy Schumer and Emma Watson!
>*audience is howling, shrieking, moaning with laughter, becoming so loud that the audio is clipping*
>Alright take the picture down! Take it down! It's horrendous! That's enough!
>*audience is rushing the stage as an unstoppable mob consciousness, tearing the set apart and screaming with laughter*
>THAT'S OUR SHOW TONIGHT, THANK YOU SO MUCH, WE'RE OFF NEXT WEEK BUT WE'LL BE BACK THE SUNDAY AFTER THAT! BYE, EVERYONE!
...but our main story tonight is—you guessed it—Donald Trump
lmao brilliant
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>Geraldo says he enjoys watching bombs drop on terrorists
>John takes extreme offense to this and says FUCK YOU GERALDO
really really really makes me want a certain limey fuck to get culturally enriched
>why is this political show talking about politicians
Really joggins the ol' noggin
hey that's pretty good
I'm just poking some fun at his formula, buddy
Yep, confusing a smirk with intelligent satire for 17 years, that's today's left.
Yes, because bombs always fall on terrorists with surgical precision.
They usually do.
>FUCK YOU GERALDO
lol
They usually do.
When dropped on top of them.
In completely remote areas.
>... and that's horrifying
>almost as horrifying as this picture of a thirty year old Betty White in blackface
>Alright take the picture down! Take it down! It's horrendous! That's enough!
>implying that any muslim getting bombed isn't a good thing.
wew
Has this guy ever referenced his used, or the meme that he uses the current year as an argument? If you can answer this question, you probably watch his show more than you should.
>Has this guy ever referenced his used, or the meme that he uses the current year as an argument?
I can't answer the question because you can't speak fucking English, not because I don't watch the show
>people unironically enjoy this
>it's their main source of news
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use of the*
Is that better?
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No, not at all. Get off of my board and go shoot up some more krokodil, Pyotr
You still can't understand what I wrote with that correction?
Why are there no funny conservatives?
No, no one else can either
>Has this guy ever referenced his use of the, or the meme that he uses the current year as an argument?
Alex Jones is funny.
Sam Hyde is pretty funny. I'm not a conservative but there are a few I think have talent
use of the meme*
Was is really necessary to make a further correction?
you sure that this isn't a script from the show?
Dumbass, he's asking if John Oliver ever uses "IT'S THE YEAR 20xx" as a joke or to substitute for a point as often as Sup Forums imagines he does.
Reddit is calling you illiterate fuck. I suggest you answer.
>Has this guy ever referenced his use of the, or the use of the meme that he uses the current year as an argument?
You pulling my chain here partner? I can't make heads or tails of this gobbledygook
Conservatives produce no culture. That's why there are no good conservative movies, comedians or artists.
Has this guy ever referenced the meme that he uses the current year as an argument?*
Sort of curious as to how you're going to dodge this. Don't disappoint.
The fuck is his accent, i cant place it at all
Buddy, go back to your sensei and take a few more white-man-language lessons. I can't make out a word of this chink-gibberish.
Said the snowflake wanker living in his grandma's basement.
I said not to disappoint.
>this guy makes a joke about french people going extinct if they don't let muslims in
>a week later muslims slaughter a bunch of frenchies in Paris
advanced poetry
Most of them actually do
All your favorite movies are made by liberal jews.
Sorry.
I suppose you could look up his bio if you cared enough, but isn't it generic Estuary?
Best performance artist of the century. Don't think anyone can top his act at this point, he's JUST that good
He said "Come on, it's 2015!" a couple of times so Sup Forums turned that into his whole identity.
I'll admit. I watched LWT until the Drumpf episode because that's around the time I saw through the media's bullshit. If they were panicking this much about Trump, there had to be another reason.
british
No shit
I read somewhere that he referenced the meme, but I wouldn't take him for being that self-aware, so I didn't know what to think..
Steven Crowder, and unlike the leftist "I'm just a comedian, I have no intellectual responsibilities!" pundits actually brings people with opposing viewpoints on his show to debate them rather than just editing their conversation for sound bites and out of context clips to make them seem like idiots.
Funnily enough, other emails confirmed Oliver didn't want no part in shilling for the DNC.
>getting enraged over that fact people enjoy watching uncivilized hostile mudskins get blown to bits with metric tons of TNT
why?
Damage control
There are plenty of funny conservatives of this "caliber", you just don't see them hosted by major media outlets because major media outlets are run by 95% Democrats/liberals.
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He said the alt-right calls him "Last Cuck Tonight with Johnny Trigger Warning".
you just dont hear about them because they dont want the bad press
thinking the movie and music industries only contain john-oliver types is double-digit-IQ thinking. It's like presuming everybody in nazi germany wanted National Socialism or everybody in the Soviet Union wanted communism
>Has this guy ever referenced his used, or the meme that he uses the current year as an argument?
yes youtube.com
>If you can answer this question, you probably watch his show more than you should.
incorrect. Him and his show is spammed here by redditors constantly
Nick DiPaolo
>"Last Cuck Tonight with Johnny Trigger Warning"
He didn't say they said that, that was just an (somewhat decent) satire of alt-right epithets.
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Specifically looking for him referencing the current year meme.
Leslie Nielsen
Dennis Leary
Drew Carey
Adam Sandler
Brian Regan
>the reason there are no funny conservatives is because of an elaborate liberal conspiracy and not just the fact that most general audiences don't find them funny
Every time
literally a child could writer missile targeting software good enough for accuracy within a few feet
No, that's not it either. People were spamming #Fuck2016 long before he did this.
>Adam Sandler
>funny
Dude, I'm probably more right-wing than you, but come the fuck on.
>during the Obama Administration, Justice Department writes an autistic as fuck memo about how innacurate drone strike data and targeting is
>a week later, military bombs a street in Libya
>kills a dozen innocent civilians and one American child
>the literal military complains often about how bad their info is for strikes
Right
Pussy mod posts, then immediately archives the Colbert thread . Sad!
None of these people are terribly conservative at all. Maybe Brian Regan.
Who cares honestly? 99% of the muslim population, even the "moderate" ones want us to die or live under complete islamic control.
The only way we will have peace in this world is if we start the systematic genocide of their entire race. How many terrorist attacks and people saying not all muslims will the world put up with?
What happens when the next 9/11 happens? Or the next one after that?
We just have to man up and turn that desert shithole into fucking glass.
Well, that's the human element of deciding exactly where the terrorist is, but once you know that it's hard to miss. I see I missed the point of your original post, though
>99% of the muslim population, even the "moderate" ones want us to die or live under complete islamic control.
Sounds like a rational fact you can prove...
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>What happens when the next 9/11 happens? Or the next one after that?
That's when Amerifats officially sign away all their rights, become a full police state, take away term limits and come out with Patriot Act 2.0.
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It's easily proven by using statistical analysis to show how "moderate" regular muslims are.
I'm not doing this. This graph has been explained often with how disingenuous it is.
a politician*
>a youtube video
Then show me the data, now your irrational opinion.
yeah Muslims are just pretending to be uncivilized trash.
The sources are in the video, and you can look up the census date yourself.
Watch the video, or shut the fuck up. Also that man speaking is jewish, you're not antisemtic are you?
>Ben Shapiro says so
Oh boy, we got a teenager.
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>The sources are in the video
Not really, no.
>and you can look up the census date yourself.
Or you can do some actual work and post it directly.
>kek fuck videos with sources that are easily verifiable, muslims are good people!, just look at how great Europe is going right now!
Fucking sandnigger, get the fuck out.
>Ben Cuckpiro
They are, if you watch the video every time he quotes statistics and the national census data he posts sources.
Fuck off faggot.
Watch it and actually see how wrong you are, or dont and remain ignorant.
Nobody in nazi germany wanted National Socialism. It was the bad guys.
Leftists BTFO.
So no, you won't link any?
>pew research polls are wrong cause... muh muh
muh
muh
#notallmuslims
>I get my unquestionable opinions from conservative pundits that have youtube channels and fuck you for asking for direct sources you sandnigger!
You people are trash brainlets
read
readNow watch the video cuck, or shut the fuck up because you just lost the argument.
It was from a pew forum.
Half of these Pew graphs don't say what you keep thinking they do (some even make your argument weaker) and the Shapiro video is retarded. You could also btw, just link directly to the Pew articles. Odd that you didn't...
>our allies israel
Eh, not really. Also can we stop using the term "liberal" as a negative? You and I are both liberal, western society is fucking liberal. Unless you are an actual fascist, you are liberal.
He said leftist, liberal faggot.
I like Steven Crowder and Gavin Mcinnes
Those studies are directly from the graph, show me systematically how that data doesnt show that even moderate muslims dont have moderate views.
These statistics are easily verifiable for yourself, and you can do the research. The evidence has been give, you cant just say that these graphs dont say what I think it is, because then you cant actually read graphs or you are purposefully being stupid.
Speak for yourself, the left is absolutely batshit insane, I am not a liberal. And if you are a liberal with how they act today you are stupid as fuck honestly.
When did he say liberal? He said leftist. Stop putting words in his mouth.
Yes I've seen this bud. Did you even read the whole thing?
try this one
Yes, did you? It confirms what every rational person already knows: Islam and Muslims are uncivilized trash.
>I am not a liberal.
Yes, you are.
>constituting a political party advocating or associated with the principles of political liberalism; especially : of or constituting a political party in the United Kingdom associated with ideals of individual especially economic freedom, greater individual participation in government, and constitutional, political, and administrative reforms designed to secure these objectives
This is virtually ALL of western society you retarded faggots.