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/heem/ - Double Champ Edition
i have little tiny bird brains i need judges watch fight for me
Bandler
Fucking
Squiggles
Burblespue Halescourge
Has Coral released a statement on this?
Ortega is a personal friend but the striking's just not there maaaan
AGAIN?
literally puking. this is disgusting
>Ortega
>Holding a title ever
he knocked out a 73 year old broke down shadow of a fronkie smegma.
Schaub could literally suck a frozen turd and Coral would try to put a positive spin on it
Even if your finger are clean there's no reason to stick your whole goddamn hand in your mouth. Disgusting
What is the meaning of this?
Run into my right hook
Damn i just watched a montage of joe rogan telling bleebort squib that was just not as talented as his competiton in the division and he's never gonna make it.
So weird to see this guy that looks like my goofy dad heeming the fuck out of everyone.
t.someone who was saying the Ortega meme was going to end less than 2 weeks ago
AGAIN!
kek! I predicted Ortega to win but by submission or decision, fronkie smegma is canned out
Imagine putting all that work into exposing Velasquez only to get KO'd like this.
>He doesn't get legal weed delivered to his door
DUDE
Easy to kick a man while he's down, Werdum bless the h8rs for he will return to the promised land and put that third belt on the wall at home.
That's how it goes. A few of Werdum's biggest wins he gets caught early, unfortunately for him a couple of his biggest losses he got caught early by the wrong guys.
i've seen your double leg and it's horrible
I could almost listen to Schaubs podcast, ALMOST, but that chink voicing his opinion does it for me.
Can any of you americans find schaub irl and tell him to tell the chink to shut the fuck up?
whats with the racism?
What else you got chin
>Stipe/DC is 226's main event
>DJ wants TJ at 226 so badly it's almost as if that if he doesn't get it he doesn't want the fight at all
>Cyborg turned down Nunes at 224 just so she can push for Cyborg/Nunes at 226
>Ortega and Max both want to fight eachother at 226
>Even Tyron Woodley said he wants to be on the 226 card
Jesus Christ.
my cum in derns chum
Now Denmark, precisely how legid is she?
Hunt vs Ngannou would be cool
Do you even list to the dumb shit he says? I mean, if I wanted to know what some uniformed losers with an annoying voice thinks about anything I would go anywhere else but an MMA podcast. And I DEFINITELY don't care where he did on his weekend my guy
Shes legiiiiiid.
btw im not allowed to post the picture of me getting banned for saying i was banned for saying dern was legiiid. So i will post another dern pic
Good God I want her to sit on my face for decades.
For sure post more of that my guy
Ngannou fights Derrick Lewis next.
it's gonna be the predator vs the black beast for the undisputed one-punch cardiolet belt.
Woah.......
Reem bless lads
I was just thinking. Did you guys notice how desperate joey was to make it seem like him and yoel had a bunch in commen.
One is a fat fuck cuban american. The other is a stud athlete from cuba who has been a star in his country since his early twenties.
>But we carry that shit... as a cubans.. you know... that shit you carry as a cuban. you never let that shit go... that cuban shit
Any of you guys hear that huge fart during Yoel Romero's podcast?
Who is the current 155lb ufc champion?
You want to see Hunt face plant again?
That's Joey's whole persona, being a #realshit gangster that went through #hardtimes
Were would the UFC be without Arianny?
bless, hope he gadooshes blaydes but that's gonna be a tough bout for sure.
Tony "El Cucuy" Ferguson
>getting tiny babby amounts
Isnt there a delivery minimum?
Hunt could win that fight, especially a 5 rounder
Ngannou is shit
Do you think Conor's spending his semi-retirement on the treadmill daily trying to clean up his cardio game for Russian UFC or eating his free lifetime supply of Burger King at 2am whilst Dee sucks his cock
>Wrestlefucking is boring and should be banned
>Unless a Russian Muslim does it
then he's my boy
>MFW
Inb4 it's different because he pillowfists them
>Wrestlefucking is boring and should be banned
Yeah bro you should check out boxing
I didn't know wrestling and Jewish Jitsu had such an intense rivalry
>Khabib couldn't finish edson
>Tony finished edson
'nuff said
>Hunt could win that fight
Thanks for the laugh
What does that make Mark?
goes back to the days of vale tudo and the brazillian circus, it's older then establish mma rules
A Range Rover
>DC couldn't finish Gus
>Rumble finished Gus
'nuff said
I think it's time for bed m8
Stop standing still
It's arguable that if Khabib ended him in round 1 the hypetrain behind him would have been less than what it actually became.
Winning 30-24 made people think he was Allah.
>taken down by kevin lee
tony is getting his wig split
did this guy just start popping up on your youtube suggestions as well?
Kevin Lee would beat Khabib
>RDA couldn't finish Lawler
>Woodley finished Lawler
'nuff said
I known his channel for a year or more.
Its actually entertaining. check out the video "midgets in prison".
yeah it is. i watched that one already just weird to see him here when i discovered him like a day ago
Werdum looks like a Snakehead fish in that picture
>the haters are in shambles
its a popular channel.
>Hunt couldn't finish Blaydes
>Ngannou finished Blaydes
'nuff said
>stipe couldn't beat struve
>a bunch of cans could beat struve
what did stipe's record mean by this?
>tfw no rose gf
Ngannou after 6-8 months of takedown defense training and basic grappling. Hunt would get fucking merked
NIGGAS IFFY UH
Is Yoel speaking truth about Cuban genetics? Any heemsters been there can confirm?
The doctor finished Blaydes ya goof
why would Hunt try to take him down?
Kel, heem classic
yeah about a week ago, now I'm hooked on big herc and hearing about people getting they wig split
>5'10 vs 6'4
you are right, he should just try too outbox him
Do you watch MMA?
For such a small country they do get a lot of gold medals in the olympics and pan America games. I think they force kids into athletic training camps
dern bless.
>listens to tfatk
>complains about someone other than schaub being uninformed, dumb, and annoying
For sure Schaub is one hunnert persent the best mma/boxing analyst in the game right now. All his haters confirm this.
He likes kneeing downed guys, the madman.
He's done it another fight as well but I forget which one. Chronic cheater.
Khabib also couldn't stop or takedown this son of a bitch
Honestly, Tekashi would be LW champ right now if he chose fighting over peace and creativity.
For sure let's re-litigate this ancient fight (30-27 unanimous) for the gazillionth time my man. Really hope you Khabib h8rs are prepared to be in ABSOLUTE shambles in mere weeks.
You would pay 65 (sixty five) dollars for a Schaub headliner PPV
>Post YFW Tony Ferguson takes Khabib to T-City