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Pook

Very good edition desu

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>rags

nice

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sharks desu

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Shorkies desu

soon

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End my pain

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THE
WORST
GOALIE
IN
THE
FUCKING
LEAGUE

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Show No Mercy and South of Heaven are the best albums to be true

Reminder watching the game with another person is the right thing to do.

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I watch it with my mom does that count?

That's a great OP post but San Joe has none of these things.

Barkov > Pulju > Laine

i was not prepared for that pic

They told me ducks were making the playoffs though?

YOU
DON'T
KNOW
PAIN
MOTHERFUCKER

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I hope this season ends for the isles and they get to draft dahlin with the flames pick. Will be laughing so hard at the shithole of alberta

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>rags

AT LEAST YOU HAVE A CUP YOU FUCKING PRICK. DO YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT TRUE PAIN LOOKS LIKE?

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Don't be mean, I make tons of OC for you fuck sticks

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I honestly hope they don't so >we have a reason to fire dumbass Carlyle and hopefully Murray too.
I'd rather be legitimately bad than watch my team just not even try night after night

I KNOW, RIGHT
WHAT A SHIT TEAM
THEY'VE BEEN ABSOLUTELY GUTTED
WHO COULD EVER POSSIBLY LOSE TO THEM

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I wouldn't even be mad at this point. Fuck Alberta.

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Did they also tell you the Oilers were cup contenders?

How the fuck does your team not beat our paper thin defense? Gibson was standing on his fucking head the whole game

>I'd rather be legitimately bad than watch my team just not even try night after night
NO YOU WOULDN'T
JUST IMAGINE THAT THE ENTIRE FUCKING TEAM IS TRYING
AND _O_N_E_ PLAYER JUST FUCKING _R_U_I_N_S_ EVERYONE ELSE'S HARD WORK

i talked to Garry and he assured me that Edmonton is winning the Lottery this year

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What the fuck ouch

Next year is the Canes year, I can feel it.

I know... Fucking Gibson took 50 shots like a champion. I guess the Finnish Goaltending meme might have some truth

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we have 2 of those bieska and beauchemin

good posts

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The 'Canes also have Justin fucking Faulk.

Hell Awaits is great too

good post right here, boys

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Reminder that threepeat IS happening and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

foot fags are the worst.

>he thinks his goaltending """"""""disaster"""""""" is even remotely comparable to this nightmare
topjej

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>ever time i start to complain they score
Fuck this shitty team
Fucking Carlyle thinks is a good idea to play both of them on the same night and on the same line

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But we have Demko waiting in the wings.

please stop complaining then

I still blame Faulk the most. What a collapse...

>Fucking Carlyle
My team's entire management agreed that it would be a good idea to sign Scott fucking Darling to $16.6 million over 4 years.
You can't top that.

great post

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Just make him a winger already.
It's clear that all he wants to do is play the puck. If you just don't give him defensive responsibilities, he can't let us down defensively.

How long do you think it will take for Vancouver to get back in shape? Are they in any position to comeback strong next season?

*drinks himself to death*

WE CAN ONLY HOPE FOR SUCH A GRACEFUL EXIT

No
Reee this team never beats easy teams
Gave bieska a NMC

You can still list a player with an NMC as a healthy scratch, right?

I wish i was finnish

BUT THEY DON'T FUCKING DO IT

It seems like the 'Canes and Ducks are in pretty fucking similar boats.
At least your retards aren't tasked with guarding the net. Not directly, anyway.

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True that m8. Gibson and Miller are both solid tendies

imagine being called "schmaltz"

>Gibson and Miller are both solid tendies
Which is why one team is still in a playoff spot and the other is pretty much out of playoff contention.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that finds this humorous

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no. the blueline is a disaster. even if a miracle happened and >we won the dahlin lottery it would still need a lot of work. edler is getting into his 30s now too. tanev gets hurt way too easily and is really only expected to play like 50-60 games a year.

Finland is cute

Yep.

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I'm used to the Canes losing like this, but not putting Zykov in was cruel.

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imagine holding out on those "feet"

Maybe Zykov can bring fucking Nedeljkovic with him.

is king of the hill /hoc/ approved now

that's a travesty

Good idea. Ned can make up for the goaltending and scoring problem.

is this your first season of /hoc/? scoring in the ahl literally has no correlation to scoring in the nhl.

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I want Scott to do well for you m8. Btw are you the same cane I made friends with before?
>t. Bracketnon

*ruins your OT*

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wow

is that a pack offer lip chap on the left?

yes? i think so

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>I want Scott to do well for you m8.
HE WON'T
HE CAN'T
HE MAKES THE MISTAKES IN NET THAT I USED TO MAKE WHEN I WAS 11

>Btw are you the same cane I made friends with before?
>t. Bracketnon
Y-yes.
If it means anything, I really liked the Ducks when I was younger, back before I knew that you can't be a respectable fan and like a billion fucking teams. But I still kinda like them.
Giguere a best.

a’s long as they aren’t named something faggy like metropolitans or kraken

TOTEMS desu

canucks wont be competitive for at least another 3 years, which is right about the time seattle pops into the league for the meme rivalry. seattle btfo

people will call them the seattle totes-mc-goats and it will be very redd*t.

Metros or Totems

no Kraken.

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for me, it's posting to /hoc/ 6:27 in the morning

For me, it's making it to 25 and never having known a woman's love.

Tfw

>metros
what makes you think there will be a team with the same name as a division?

Because they're realigning (and renaming) the divisions in the east.

same

hell yeah

because m-muh history and the based sweaters/logo

the divisions need to go back to the old names anyway.

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The older I get the more teams I like but ducks will always be my #1 but I also like the canes and bolts from the east. Then knights and preds in the west.

i think its batteries for the vidya remote

you just had to say this on my 25th birthday

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>The older I get the more teams I like
The more seasons >my team misses the playoffs, the more teams I'll be forced to "like."

youre getting there

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Why do I find my own pain increasingly funny?

>www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQgdtWlLfXg
Happy Birthday user!

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>lying on the internet

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