Are you ready Sup Forums

The second best team in the EPL and the biggest club in the world is about to flex their muscle and earn their spot in the Cl quarter finals.

I'm predicting a 4-0 win.

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>spend 700 billion
>crash out to Sevilla

Send SNEED memes

OH NO NO NO NO

We won 0-0 away. That was calculated. It's time to dumpster those spainish losers at home.

4-0

Lukaku with 2, sanchez with 1 and lingard with another late.

United really should win this
Sevilla haven't been on form this Season at all and were literally unable to score at their home ground despite dominating the game.
2-0 United, 2-1 if Sevilla wake up a bit

This is gonna be Pogbas game

5-0 UTD

2 from Pogba + 2 assists
2 from Lukaku
1 from Martial

+6 World Class saves from the best GK on the planet.

The game will end 1-1. United will score early on and then park the bus. Sevilla will score equalizer near the end of the game.

I’m thinking 8-0

Martial hat trick
Rashford double
Sanchez double
Mata to score in 90th minute

Sevilla are nothing. 5th in the league, negative goal diffference and morally destroyed after being shut out at home by the defensive monstrosity that is United.

Our season starts now.

this sevilla team is so fucking weird

>lost 5-3 against betis
>lost 5-1 against eibar
>lost 5-1 against spartak
>somehow made it to the cup final
>could very well upset united tonight

Six saves could mean six goals so that's 5-6 imo

>big match
>lukaku scoring
no

wow it's like an europa league final

United are a top 3 contender for the CL this season desu

MU win pls

This, fuck and*lusians

I think 12-0. Pogba 2x hattrick. Rashford hattrick and lukaku hattrick. Should be an easy win for the best and greatest Club to ever exist.

41-0

9x Paul Pogba
8x Rashford
6x Paul Scholes
5x Morrissey
4x Mou
3x Alexis
2x SAF
1x Ryan Giggs' brother
1x Howard Webb
1x Bebe
1x Prince George

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Screencap all this thread and wait till 11pm. It's gonna be a glorious day for spee.

96-0

ABU tears will be flowing today. I can't wait.

I have a special talent for losing parlays on the final game. United is fucked

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In all honesty, its going to be a 2-1 or 4-1 to United. United will blitz Seville in the beginning, score 2 goals and sit back. Seville will get one back. Then, United either park the bus even more and see it out, or they blitz them again with 2 more late goals

YOU SEE SEVILLA

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I'm predicting a boring 1-0. This is >mouyes we're talking about after all.

Sevilla will pass fucking pakis

*nil nils you for 90 minutes*
are you ready, Sup Forums?

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Nolito with the late winner

manure is getting brexited the hard way this afternoon

1-3 sevilla

If he does then united will choke on pens

anyone else feeling a cheeky 16-6?

>rashford scores all 16 and 6 own goals

This desu.

Sevilla will score early. United will win 2-1

>blitz

you mean when mou eases off the parking break and let's his expensive world class players and top academy products bail him out with moments of brilliance? wow imagine if he used actual tactics like pep he might not be very distantly second

boring 2-0 desu
watch WAXTAP instead

Sevilla is basically Besiktas without the memes.

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the best result will be a 0-0 draw leading to a penalty shootout, this way both united fans and ABU will suffer for 120mins

I can't see United winning this, 2x2 is my bet

>scoring 2 on United at old trafford

not happening.

We win 4-0

sevilla regularly scores against Real and Barça in their fields, old trafford is nothing out of the ordinary for us

>We
sorry la the uswnt is not playing

Predicting a 1-1. Sevilla scores early and then pulls a Manu. At least I hope this happens. Although I do have a friend that just got cheated on by his gf who is die hard manu, so maybe Im fine with manu going through tonight afterall.

I’m thinking 152678 (One Hundred Thousand Fifty Thousand Two Thousand Six Hundred Seventy Eight) - 0 (nil)

Last digits is the score

first digit - United
second digit - Sevilla

Check em

this a jose mourinho ucl knockout game
1-0 sleeper to united

And you can close the thread.

Sevilla was poor last season as well
The Sevilla that won europa three consecutive times disappeared two seasons ago
Still hoping they knock out these fucks

Sevilla has lost to every relevant team this year, they are fucking useless

>biggest club in the world
>1/4 as many Champions leagues as Real
>won league a dozen less times than Real won theirs
Interesting.

So that is the power of Manchester United Corporated?

If >mouyes doesn't start Rashford then we're fucked.

He NEEDS to keep Shitchez on the bench this game.

That is a poor articulation of the number. It should be one hundred AND fifty two thousand, six hundred seventy eight

For me, it's Sevilla FC

>thinking that sevilla has a chance at Old Trafford where we own the refs

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2:2 with mouyes getting mental breakdown lads

real shit

>not watching waxtap
newfags OUT

4-1 Rashford hattrick 500/1. I have bet actual hard earned wages on this bet

0 - 0

Sevilla win on pens, lukaku and pogba miss

If I could legally bet online here I'd put a cheeky tenner on sevilla
>tfw land of the free

>stealing my Pepe
Little did the leaf know I also had a Sevilla Pepe

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If the Sevilla that faced Atletico comes back they'll win.

based, my boy Montella will win one for da land tonight, it's good to know you are with us Porto bro

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>Can legally spy for Russia
>Can legally shoot up a school full of children
>Can legally murder unarmed black men in cold blood
>Can legally commit hate speech and hate thoughts
>Illegal to have a cheeky flutter on t'footy

AND THE HOME
OF THE
BRAAAAVE

That's some big talk for a guy that has to pay the State to have a tv

First of all, you don't need a licence to just own a TV. You need a licence to watch your TV. Big difference, retard. You're not going to get arrested just for having your unlicensed TV in a box, how crazy would that be? You get arrested for watching taxpayer-funded TV without paying, which is theft. That sounds fair to me.

Besides, nobody actually feels forced to pay for the license. 99% of people do it without even thinking about it because the content is so good. The BBC is the most impartial, fair, creative, original, and balanced media outlet on the planet. David Attenborough, Citizen Khan, the Great British Bake Off, Luther... I'd pay even more if I could.

At least I'm not getting shot.

>tfw you can buy a tv, but you have to pay the Queen to watch it
Damn...

>poogba benched
lmao to create and shiet

>EPL

Good troll until >Citizen Khan, nobody apart from functioning retards watches that

>mouyes scoring and conceding 2 on a knockout match
Whoever scores first will win it.

JUST

>the best GK on the planet
KEK

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it begins

good thread desu

TOLD YOU

three 7 team access this week, lost all on the last game

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA. VAAMOOOS MI SEEVILLAAAAA

YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS!?

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO WHOEVER COPYS ME!

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Who /sevillachad/ and /anitacobosfag/ here?

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Top lel

>

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Cadbury Premier League, not even once

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA

Based portoposter

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>Playing with a small team mentality at home against fecking Sevilla

Literally
What
Did
He
Mean
By
This
?

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Who's that lying on the run-way?!

thanks mr porto

hahah faggot

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:^)

And he even stole my United Pepe

DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME

Good thread

Big if true

>he unironically rates poogba

I will now mock United by posting the robots

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>we

De Gea is the best player on United's squad though, definitely a top 5 goalkeeper now

Don't forget 'we wuz achilles n shiet'

Bump