Escaped draft due to being homosex

>be me
>go to army medical building
>they suspect im gay
>they make me a watch a brazilian twink vid while naked
>muh dik raises
>doc says "you're diagnosed with faggot son"
>get sent home and dont have to do soldier
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_rights_in_Turkey#Military_law
How are you obligatory army cucks doing?

We don't have an active draft, so pretty good I guess?

are cute lolies exempted? :3

Nah, it's just not active at the moment. We do have selective service (basically a register of people who could be drafted if the government decided to do so), but I am now past draft age anyway so unless we go full Soviet conscription route I am fine.

(Although as a point of detail, I would argue that every draft ever has had a loli exemption, so yes.)

keep going, you're making me hard user
loli army when?

>I'm gay
>these pictures of 2D women are making me hard

user, I have some bad news...

2d is always gay tho

All Kebab are faggots, How do they get anyone to join ?

So the fact that you're a 600lb basement dweller didn't disqualify you?

by not eating rats zimbabwe
how do you know my figure? im getting a restraint order creep

>Not being thrown off some building in Kebab land

>not eating mud cakes

>Not dying with your family in a drone strike

>not dying of HPV from your 4th kindergratener wife

Obligatory army is a must in Finland or else everyone will think you are a fucking weakling cuck. Only leftist anarchist antifa faggots and hippies choose civilian service over army.

That's oddly specific, you have HPV roach ?

>Homoturk
No surprise here.

Enjoy mouth cancer

suck my fat dick you gay nigger

So intolerant, even the national service in apartheid South Africa accepted gays. They just gave them a separate barracks and trained them how to be cooks.

...What happens when they draft Anzu?

>wanting to miss out on ~11 months of work experience

I thought it wasn't gay if you only liked Brazilian twinks

The dubs command you to do it.

Was it a trap like twink? Cause unless she wore heels and bra it was homo.

You can go ahead if he doesnt take the opportunity bb

Aw shit, can't stop the homoturk.

I don't get this. Muslims are always want to kill the homos. Shouldn't you be drafted to be in the "human shield" or "minesweeper" division?

Chipotle ecoli outbreaks prove that's a bad idea. Faggots aren't clean, they're shitty disgusting people who shouldn't be around anything that requires sanitary conditions.

They do, they're called jihadis. People who are so sinful in the Islamic faith their only hope for salvation is guaranteed ticket to sandnigger heaven through death for cause of jihad. They're the worst of the worst with no options left, typically literal faggots.

What happens if the draft commission fags are homos themselves in that case?

Fags don't serve here either, and being a certified fag means the government will watch your every move so that they can arrest you for buttsex

>making shit up on the Internet
Sure thing underage b&

>implikoi notta rottailu = työkokemus