STOP BEING A VIRGIN. GO OUT, HAVE FUN AND GET LAID

STOP BEING A VIRGIN. GO OUT, HAVE FUN AND GET LAID.

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Is that coke on his face? Fuck's going on here

*gets aids*

Imagine believing in God and not loving science in current year

>It's a Saturday in February in Two Thousand NINETEEN
>It's a brisk 149 degree Celsius in Denver, CO
>The calm waves of the Pacifantic Ocean lap against old Bronco Stadium
>Bill Nye Saves The World is in it's 34th season and being syndicated on VICE
>It's 8:59
>Germany: A Model for the Caliphatization of The West is concluding
>Fade to black
>IT'S SCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIENCE TIME!!!!!
>A roaring studio audience fades in
>Bill Nye is suspended above the stage holding a blue Erlenmeyer flask and a pink one
>SNAP
>SCIIIIIIIIIIIIIENCE SAVE ME!!!!
>The crowd gasps in agony and their collective non-binary genitalia clench in fear
>He's free falling
>AHA!!!
>He stops, now hovering 5 feet above the stage
>You see folks...........this is science!
>Gravity has imposed it's white patriarchal presence over me and saved my life because I am a white male!
>The crowd hisses at the thought of a white male
>Bill rotates and lands on the stage by controlling gravity to gently place him down
>He hops on a segway and zips across the stage while trendy electronica plays
>He approaches a huge comic book sized beaker and pours in his two aforementioned pink and blue solutions
>You see folks......
>The colors have stratified themselves into a vertical rainbow in order to show the complexities of gender
>The crowd is smiling and snapping their fingers in elation
>You can see each individual stratum, but, in between each EVIDENT stratum is a substratum that we can't even see!
>The crowd is now roaring
>Each individual of the stratum shows the endless possibilities that there are in the categories of gender!
>The crowd are all now screaming and shaking in pure joy at a level that could only be mimicked by a Christian couple being beheaded at a Bernie Sanders rally in Gambia
>You see folks.....gender just ain't quite that simple!
>The crowd loses control and everyone's Harry Potter thesauruses hit the floor as they spontaneously climax and conceive 500 babies that are immediately aborted.

You should only have sex after you're married.

No.

All good porn movies end with the guy's hand on his dick...why should life be any different?

ok, thanks future president nye.

Y-yeah, i am a virgin by choice, it's totally up to me to change that, h-heh

Give a stranger a handjob

>tfw radical leftist and can't even support Bill Nye the /ourguy/ anymore

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Hey Bill, go fuck yourself.

I live by a certain set of principles that has been given to me by my family and my faith. My righteousness might make for a cold bedfellow, but at least I still have my dignity.

Unlike you, who is driving a movement in anti-intellectualism as a byproduct of your sanctimonious garbage.

And unlike you, I actually have my masters in a goddamn scientific discipline,
you fucking Bachelor of Arts.

His show isn't even good television, his show is complete fiction founded in some type of whacky political motivation, how far the once mighty have fallen.......sad really

>taking plumbers seriously

(((fun)))

BUT IF YOURE WHITE, DONT HAVE CHILDREN

ALSO WE NEED 70 IQ SUB SAHARAN IMMIGRANTS BECAUSE OF OUR DECLINING POPULATION NUMBERS

Go home pol no one gives a shit.

>sex how YOU want it

wait wait hol up so i can straight up rape chicks?

based bill

Thanks for turning me off mint chocolate, you fucking string bean.

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Getting laid is a fucking trap setup for disaster.

Swing and miss sweetie

What does Sup Forums have to do with anything?

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BUT IF YOU ARE WHITE MALE, THEN CUT YOUR BALLS OFF TO MAKE SURE YOU CANT REPRODUCE

I love colbert posting but this shit doesn't even make sense

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>colbert
thats bill noy the science goy

Samefagging

>Bill Nye on abortion

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hi discord poster

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Normally I hate Sup Forums but with Bill Nye I'm mostly on their side