EU NÃO JOGO MAIS

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NÃO VAI DÁ

FODAS CARALHO
DIGA UM, PEDRO

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I-is Serrão already an international meme?

JACOZINHO BATATA DO PRUDENTÓPOLIS DE 84 ERA MUITO MAIS JOGADOR QUE MESSI.

TÁ JOGANDO PRA CARALHO O JÔ, SEM DÚVIDA NENHUMA DEVE SER TITULAR DA SELEÇÃO JUNTO COM O CÁSSIO

Tell me more about him.

>JUNTO COM O CÁSSIO

He is right: Cássio >>> Ederson >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alison.

Alison is only famous for be a good looking man. Never won any shit.

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calma, manel
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Pedro Guerra is literally mentally handicapped. Serrão is an idiot, but Pedro Guerra is really insane

BTW, are you the queen of Sweden? Or Larsson? How do you know Portuguese?

>if you are larsson we will still not apologize for Sevilla

puta que pariu o turco

How many levels of insanity?

>portuguese
>mfw it feels like I understand everything I hear and read but in reality can't understand shit
eerie as fuck

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gimme a quick rundown, lads.

>this was Real Madrid's coach at some point in history
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i play football with portugese people every week

my condolences.

how cum?

btw, it's portuguese, not portugese

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no, you're geese from the port.

tfw serrao's portuguese is almost intelligible because he has a tremendous drunken word dragging

rude

is this the best thing from portugal?

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umm, no sweetie
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the first video is one of the best hits of the infamous Toy, the second is the average tuesday night for him rsrsrssrsrsrrs

Portugal's portuguese is hard as fuck to understand.

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Lol

It's a patrician language. Unlike whatever chimp speak you use in Brazil

>a Portuguese being obnoxious for no reason at all as always
He meant the accent because you people speak like you have one thousand cocks shoved inside your mouths. The language is the same, retard.

We speak like we have one thousand cocks shoved inside our mouths
You actually have, right now and forever, one thousand cocks shoved inside your mouth

>how cum?
they like football
I like football

What's it like having people in a different country speak the same language? Is it more different than a regional dialect?

>We speak like we have one thousand cocks shoved inside our mouths
you massive faggots lmao

nigga we have finns in finland speaking swedish

are you not speaking english right now?

honestly if i am kinda drunk and in a table talking trash it is easier to speak with an argentinian than with a portuguese.

but in normal circumstances it is the same thing really, they just talk like old bakers