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club 310

Foch was a runt

Much prefer Petain and Haig

MR BLUE SKY
PLEASE TELL US WHY
YOU HAD TO HIDE AWAY FOR SOOO LONG
>SOO LONG
WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?

never had sex

ehehehe

Getting pretty hungry

Might make a pot of noodles to eat in my bed

IMPORTANT

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>yes deano it's andrew
>yeah i'm good mate you?
>yeah nice one
>just bloody got fired from the apprentice didn't I
>banter was poor in that house lad
>listen i'll ding robbo and sambo we'll go for some jars at spoons
>yeah nice one lad
>top

Same. Reckon I'll never will

don't break the streak

Don't spill it.

sophie

>Jefferson Davis

Watch it lad.

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im walking on cuckshine

oooh ooh

same.. never had a gf or a kiss or a hand hold or an unironic/unfamily hug either


really eats away at your soul doesnt ithahahah

love canals and narrowboats
hate krauts
couldn't be any more simple

love a bit of the old ELO me

*drives smug*

who who and who

I farted.

sue

Oh Missississippi, Missississippi River.
Won't you send me on my way?
I can see the sun and I can figure-- I'd be dead later today.
'Cause I hurt my wooooooman.
I killed her there today.
Oh Missississississsisisisiisiippi, Misisisiisssisisiissisiipppi river, won't you send me on my way.

same

just in case the mong who thinks the crown dependencies are their own countries posts again
>Internationally, the dependencies are considered "territories for which the United Kingdom is responsible", rather than sovereign states.

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Watch how the soyboys and fluoride bugmen recoil like Pavlovian dogs the moment you utter the word nigger

We'll warm up to one another.

He was married to the President's daughter too

bet you thought you could change that by going to japan x

*cums all over your tits*

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How do bajoran "men" compete?

What does "bissendop" means?

getting a first gf is going to be so nice

the sweet is never as sweet without the sour and when all you've known is the sour... man, going to appreciate it so much

Oh, I wish I was in the land of cotton,
Old times there are not forgotten.
Look away, look away, look away Dixie Land!

umm it wasnt funny the first time you posted it
why the fuck do you think its gonna be funny in the new thread

post old school hip hop choons
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>he says, as he fires up the crematoria

do britbongs need licenses for bows and arrows

am somewhat doubtful of that

falkreath hold is actually an alright place

[B]ajoras [B]ask

>female banter

Yikes women are shit at banter

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LITERALLY chooning out!

lads let's make an album
/brit/ - the album

cringed

damn this bitch is goin in HARD

>Kira got the D from Odo
>Letta got the D from Bashir and then Rom
>Space Pope got the D from Dukat

Oh shit, you're right

damn, she was REALLY angry about being caught out

hate yankee bastards so much

reading too much lads
fear my frontal lobe might pop out through the top of my head soon

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absolute banger

Life of Pablo

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Same.
t. Reb

stacy was unironically fitter than stacy's mum

yeah but what if you break up then
you might not be able to handle it at all

What goes on in a liberal's head? I've tried, and I honestly don't understand them. I think of myself as pretty smart and can empathetically understand most people, but the collective ideas of liberals just blow me away

Find it fascinating when yanks debate their civil war amongst themselves

what genre of music are you going for


or will it be like a kids bop album and be a mixup of genres

The soyboy is immunized to all dangers. One might call him effiminate, lanky, full of estrogen. It all falls off him like raindrops off a raincoat. But say the word nigger and watch as he recoils, as if to say I've been found out.

Sup Forums on the ropes.

Mmm salty

ALRI LADS

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loser

same

Fucking Yankee bastards

What Black Friday deals did we all get then lads? x

nancy's mum

please don't reply to me

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Empathy
Compassion
Bravery

None i just bought trousers for full price hah

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nice taste
>if rap was a game I'd be MVP

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None, but going to PC World in London was funny as fuck because the staff all looked terrified at the hoards of pakis turning up expecting everything to be half price

Nothing already have everything I want t b h

somehow managed to miss an entire shit nugget
now it's mushed into my hairy arse

i haven't really been going for low hanging fruit bar/club/tinder whores at the moment because i've been kind of saving myself now that i've been a virgin so long, i want my first gf to at least be a nice experience with a kind hearted girl. i value nice people 2bh


but after im done with that, if the relationship ends, ill probably just go on a rampage of fucking as many girls from as many walks of life as possible. i think that'd cure the depression 2bh, it would be exhilarating

ill be a literal pickup artist

Excuse me Rachel Hunter is a national treasure and I won't stand around idly while you slander her like this apologise immediately

should be
>But say the word nigger and watch as he is filled with anger, as if you stabbed his black bull

>gansta rap
keep it clean lad, positive vibes only
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Con-failure-acy

they don't

if i catch AIDS then i'mma start raping bitches

Empathy to the max
High feeling of self worth
Rebelliousness
Sexual freedom

Conservatives:
Sympathy
Humbleness
Logical thought
Morality

is she popular in new zealand?

>Humbleness

The word is humility

>keep it clean lad, positive vibes only
soft cunt but fine, maybe this is more up your street
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what are some good movies about the yank civil war

just realised that wearing all-black clothing is the ultimate redpill

Rape me first before you get AIDS, please.
I just don't want to be a virgin anymore.

had one of those poos that went on forever my arse feels so empty now x

Good one.

pass the swiper