Friday night phallic objects in dark holes edition
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club 310
Foch was a runt
Much prefer Petain and Haig
MR BLUE SKY
PLEASE TELL US WHY
YOU HAD TO HIDE AWAY FOR SOOO LONG
>SOO LONG
WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?
never had sex
ehehehe
Getting pretty hungry
Might make a pot of noodles to eat in my bed
IMPORTANT
>yes deano it's andrew
>yeah i'm good mate you?
>yeah nice one
>just bloody got fired from the apprentice didn't I
>banter was poor in that house lad
>listen i'll ding robbo and sambo we'll go for some jars at spoons
>yeah nice one lad
>top
Same. Reckon I'll never will
don't break the streak
Don't spill it.
sophie
im walking on cuckshine
oooh ooh
same.. never had a gf or a kiss or a hand hold or an unironic/unfamily hug either
really eats away at your soul doesnt ithahahah
love canals and narrowboats
hate krauts
couldn't be any more simple
love a bit of the old ELO me
*drives smug*
who who and who
I farted.
sue
Oh Missississippi, Missississippi River.
Won't you send me on my way?
I can see the sun and I can figure-- I'd be dead later today.
'Cause I hurt my wooooooman.
I killed her there today.
Oh Missississississsisisisiisiippi, Misisisiisssisisiissisiipppi river, won't you send me on my way.
same
just in case the mong who thinks the crown dependencies are their own countries posts again
>Internationally, the dependencies are considered "territories for which the United Kingdom is responsible", rather than sovereign states.
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Watch how the soyboys and fluoride bugmen recoil like Pavlovian dogs the moment you utter the word nigger
We'll warm up to one another.
He was married to the President's daughter too
bet you thought you could change that by going to japan x
*cums all over your tits*
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How do bajoran "men" compete?
What does "bissendop" means?
getting a first gf is going to be so nice
the sweet is never as sweet without the sour and when all you've known is the sour... man, going to appreciate it so much
Oh, I wish I was in the land of cotton,
Old times there are not forgotten.
Look away, look away, look away Dixie Land!
umm it wasnt funny the first time you posted it
why the fuck do you think its gonna be funny in the new thread
post old school hip hop choons
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>he says, as he fires up the crematoria
do britbongs need licenses for bows and arrows
am somewhat doubtful of that
falkreath hold is actually an alright place
[B]ajoras [B]ask
>female banter
Yikes women are shit at banter
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LITERALLY chooning out!
lads let's make an album
/brit/ - the album
cringed
damn this bitch is goin in HARD
>Kira got the D from Odo
>Letta got the D from Bashir and then Rom
>Space Pope got the D from Dukat
Oh shit, you're right
damn, she was REALLY angry about being caught out
hate yankee bastards so much
reading too much lads
fear my frontal lobe might pop out through the top of my head soon
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absolute banger
Life of Pablo
Same.
t. Reb
stacy was unironically fitter than stacy's mum
yeah but what if you break up then
you might not be able to handle it at all
What goes on in a liberal's head? I've tried, and I honestly don't understand them. I think of myself as pretty smart and can empathetically understand most people, but the collective ideas of liberals just blow me away
Find it fascinating when yanks debate their civil war amongst themselves
what genre of music are you going for
or will it be like a kids bop album and be a mixup of genres
The soyboy is immunized to all dangers. One might call him effiminate, lanky, full of estrogen. It all falls off him like raindrops off a raincoat. But say the word nigger and watch as he recoils, as if to say I've been found out.
Sup Forums on the ropes.
Mmm salty
ALRI LADS
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loser
same
Fucking Yankee bastards
What Black Friday deals did we all get then lads? x
nancy's mum
please don't reply to me
Empathy
Compassion
Bravery
None i just bought trousers for full price hah
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nice taste
>if rap was a game I'd be MVP
None, but going to PC World in London was funny as fuck because the staff all looked terrified at the hoards of pakis turning up expecting everything to be half price
Nothing already have everything I want t b h
somehow managed to miss an entire shit nugget
now it's mushed into my hairy arse
i haven't really been going for low hanging fruit bar/club/tinder whores at the moment because i've been kind of saving myself now that i've been a virgin so long, i want my first gf to at least be a nice experience with a kind hearted girl. i value nice people 2bh
but after im done with that, if the relationship ends, ill probably just go on a rampage of fucking as many girls from as many walks of life as possible. i think that'd cure the depression 2bh, it would be exhilarating
ill be a literal pickup artist
Excuse me Rachel Hunter is a national treasure and I won't stand around idly while you slander her like this apologise immediately
should be
>But say the word nigger and watch as he is filled with anger, as if you stabbed his black bull
>gansta rap
keep it clean lad, positive vibes only
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Con-failure-acy
they don't
if i catch AIDS then i'mma start raping bitches
Empathy to the max
High feeling of self worth
Rebelliousness
Sexual freedom
Conservatives:
Sympathy
Humbleness
Logical thought
Morality
is she popular in new zealand?
>Humbleness
The word is humility
>keep it clean lad, positive vibes only
soft cunt but fine, maybe this is more up your street
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what are some good movies about the yank civil war
just realised that wearing all-black clothing is the ultimate redpill
Rape me first before you get AIDS, please.
I just don't want to be a virgin anymore.
had one of those poos that went on forever my arse feels so empty now x
Good one.
pass the swiper