I have studied americans for a long time by reading books about them, watching documentaries about americans and even traveling to the USA to observe them in their natural habitat.
I have made a number of pictures with information regarding the different types of americans known to man today which I will show off in this thread and I will also answer any questions you might have about americans, their way of life and their culture.
Lets go folks. Dont be shy. If you want to know more about americans then this is your chance to educate yourself.
Random trivia: When the american male is looking for a mate he will build a donut nest to attract nearby females.
Charles Young
The cyborg.
During my travels to the United States i swiftly concluded that this is the most common variant of the american out there. A common misconception is that the cyborg variant is lacking mobility when compared to other americans, but the cyborg can often outrun americans who possess special walking abilities.
Gabriel Jones
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Jack Torres
Random trivia: The USA have more than 70 million obese people, I repeat, obese, not overweight. This is basically the combined population of the two top shitposters in the world. ( Australia and Canada )
Josiah Foster
The Burgerstains variant
The most proud and patriotic one of them all. This is the elite of America and this variant can mostly be found at the top of american society.
Brayden Sanchez
Why you gotta be so divisive? Its time to drop the nationalist bullshit and unite as brother s against thr niggers & kikes. Invited we stand. Divided we fall.
Jeremiah Cook
*united
Hudson Allen
I do not aim to be offense or divisive, I simply wish to give others a chance to educate themselves on americans and their way of life.
Chase Harris
>When the american male is looking for a mate he will build a donut nest to attract nearby females. 10/10
Xavier Nelson
These are fantastic. Sincerely, an American.
William Lee
What do you know about second gen immigrants
Colton Gutierrez
LOL nice...and not inaccurate...
America is what? about 300 million people in population? so yea we have some nasty citizens...
Ryan Watson
Go on
Hunter Mitchell
HAHAHAHAHA
Charles Perry
I'm American and these are just funny to me. I feel so far separated from a 500lb pants-shitting scooter-piloting Walmart shopper that these are just comical.
Gavin Bailey
any American who gets offended by these is fat
This is the truest shit ever, and America disgusts me in so many ways.
Jeremiah Bennett
>Sweden
Well, you guys have to have something to chuckle about I guess.
Connor Howard
That's a Canadian in the pic
Andrew Phillips
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John Ross
lol'd at "donut nest"
Jonathan Richardson
I WANT TO KNOW MORE
Parker Hughes
>m-muh niggers god, you must be a loser
a disgrace of a "human" is a disgrace, regardless of race (yes, you are a disgrace)
William Diaz
Please post more. After watching Trump's acceptance speech last night I really just want this country to end.
Christopher Russell
Yeah that would probably fix america.
Jayden Sanders
not all disgraces are niggers but all niggers are disgraces
Ryan Jenkins
well made, even tho its too well made so ill just call you a divide and conquer shill
Jackson Wilson
>another fatty trying to derail the thread
The point was, crying about divisiveness and needing to hate niggers in a thread about how fat people are disgusting immediately marks you as a fat fuck trying to divert attention for the disgrace that you are.
Colton Rodriguez
You took Wall-E a bit too literally.
These are excellent though, continue.
Connor Robinson
This thread is offensive. Delete it immediately.
Ethan Lee
Shaddup faggot, learn to laugh at your asshole people.
Josiah Garcia
Everyone is so obsessed with us. I bet most foreigners don't go a day without thinking about the United States twenty times or more.
Benjamin Rodriguez
They are stupid because they are fat or they are fat because they are stupid?
Connor Parker
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Ryan Cox
*loses foot*
Eli Rivera
you sure youre an expert on americans, abdullah?
Jason Thompson
fuck america obese autists
Kayden Bailey
Were gonna need more than that, one under every McDonald's would do.
Tyler Johnson
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Oliver Watson
the stupid ones are fat often, i think less than 0.5% of my area is fat. But Colorado has a lot of active people
Grayson Campbell
frig off nip trash, without us your animu industry (read: your total global contributions) would be in the shitter
Justin Baker
>your asshole people not >our asshole people
Adam Diaz
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Andrew Adams
What do you think of this product
Evan James
I've got to admit these are pretty accurate. Good job Mohammed.
Joseph Jones
Maybe you should consider moving to mexico.
Dylan Collins
>nigger detected.
Stop chimping out and fuck off. I was talking to the white men ITT, Jamal. I know, I know u dindu nuffin u a good boi.
Andrew Hill
Jesus Christ Sweden get out of your mother's basement no wonder your wife is getting fucked by a muslim while you sit on your ass fappin on the computer.
Grayson Reyes
2 nukes wasnt enough
Luke Flores
>implying I'm from finland you fuck I'm only here for work purposes, I'll be back in the land of snow elves within a month.
Jordan Flores
OP, make one about this guy. The 85-pound teenager who thinks he knows everything because he reads Brietbart and watches Rick and Morty.
Nolan Smith
you sure you weren't talking to the fat men? because they are the only ones who don't find you disgusting
Kevin Sanchez
That's just fucking over kill man.
Grayson Moore
>be me >be america >be not having women raped by muslims all the time
checkmait u fuggin swede cuggs
Aiden Myers
That sure fixed japan.
Kayden Nguyen
What is the final solution to the al ranken problem?
Anthony Diaz
> be not having women raped by muslims all the time
> be having women raped by Tyrone and Ramirez instead
Levi Rivera
No that's why the nigger s do it for them.
Kayden Bell
Hang yourself before you're dragged into the streets with the other traitors.
Jason Rogers
you don't think about many things, do you?
Justin Flores
>fixed Japan
Landon Martinez
Why am I such a faggot?
Aiden Ramirez
I have a question:
Why do Americans not know the difference between Ireland and Scotland?
ie. If someone mentions Scotland, guaranteed every fucking time an American shows up and announces hes Irish as if that is in any way relevant.
Do they think it is the same country?
Kayden Cooper
Because daddy wants guns and freedom. Not a decent hardworking son.
Bentley Clark
Another question: Why is it so common for Americans to shit themselves in Walmart.
Google it you will have 10000 hits.
Juan Clark
time to gas the japs
Nathaniel Robinson
>you have time to study anything other than the muslim cock in your face
"Thinking" is for people who are too pussified to act.
Josiah Martinez
The common misconception is Irish: Live on an island Scottish: Like Irish but they wear skirts
Jayden Wright
The fastest way to take it off is to drink the water, right Pajeet?
Aaron Reyes
>Scotch-Irish or Scots-Irish may refer to: The Ulster Scots people, an ethnic group in Ulster, Ireland, who trace their roots to settlers from Scotland. Scotch-Irish Americans, descendants of Ulster Scots who first migrated to America in large numbers in the 18th and 19th centuries.
Are you able to distinguish among various American regional accents? If so, which is the best and which is the worst?
Noah Sanchez
At least you don't have to live near these fat obnoxious lardos
Noah Baker
how many assault rifles did you see?
Daniel Morgan
America has a consumerism culture where the customer is always right no matter how fucking retarded that customer might be. in other words, people have gotten fired for pointing out to the fatasses that they're suffering from a case of anal leakage, so now a days they look on in disapproval while laughing at them and hoping they don't get called to clean up the mess.
